so this Uber driver wanted to make conversation while taking me back home from the gay bathhouse. I mentioned I was at a "bar" partying with friends and he asked me if I went to bars to meet women and I said no. he then asked if I had a girlfriend already and I said no, I have a boyfriend. "oh", he replied and proceeded to ask questions out of genuine ignorance, including "in your relationship, who is the man and who is the woman". at some point he asked me if I'm sure I'm not into women, to which I responded that I experimented basically everything when I was in college and, yeah, I'm not sexually nor romantically attracted to women. "oh, so you tried dating women... but are you sure?", he continued. "well, yes, are YOU sure you're not interested in men? have you experimented? you could be bisexual, most people are, including my boyfriend", I replied.

ABSOLUTE SILENCE...

for the rest of the ride.