olha que sorte a minha: o ginásio que tem perto de casa, para o qual já pretendia mudar assim que meu contrato na Holmes Place acabasse em Março, era da rede Kalorias. descobri por uma propaganda no instagram que agora é uma Solinca Classic e estão com campanha envolvendo Cartão Continente. acho que vou acabar por aderir antes do planejado para não perder a promoção. meu psicólogo vai ficar feliz. será que esse ano a vida mais saudável e ativa vem aí, depois do falhanço em 2023? a saber...
Barcelona 💖
os JMJers chegaram a Linda-a-Velha...
I should go to sleep
é tão bom gostar e ser gostada, ai ai 
today is just not it, period. 
salir del verano malagueño y volver al invierno lisboeta es deprimente. más aún pues solo veré mi príncipe toledano en un mes.
well fuck I thought I'd get home from work and watch S03E01 of #Girls5Eva before going to sleep, but it's not up on Netflix yet... #UniversityChallenge S53E13 it is, then.
mais uma noite em que não faço o que me proponho a fazer.
caralho.
@Adam_Cadmon1@mastodon.online THE WOZ
who the hell is Edgar?
OK, so Sonarr devs refuse to even add an option to use TMDB instead of TVDB for metadata source.
fedizens, do you have an alternative to Sonarr you'd suggest I use?
thanks in advance!
@dgil o potser et faltan els Torrents...
tenho visto cada vez mais, principalmente dentro da comunidade lusófona do Fediverso, imagens que tem #AltText que não descrevem nada, principalmente quando a imagem tem texto e o texto da imagem não é posto no Alt Text.
se teve o trabalho de colocar um Alt Text inútil, porque não colocou um Alt Text útil? é o mesmo esforço, gente!
custa tanto assim ter mais empatia e ser menos capacitista???
@elilla thanks for this, I'm halfway thru and it's really interesting and well communicated.
@RadiantEmber @gutocarvalho@bolha.us and more:
- https://colorid.es/@avisos/109443135310264828
- https://bantu.social/@besouro/109439868438682551
I'm just gonna leave this here: https://www.reuters.com/technology/accenture-forecasts-third-quarter-revenue-below-estimates-2023-03-23/
so, #english speakers, what's the non-binary/gender-neutral equivalent to boyfriend/girlfriend currently in use?
@qburns the realest one that has ever walked this damned earth. amen, Miss Simone!
@dgil i jo formatge amb lasagna (lasanya?)
@mookie@shumai.xyz not "gen" and not "AI": derivative LLMs it's what they are.
"vuela, vuela el Cóndor en la inmensidad
sombra de la Altipampa
sueño de la raza americana
sangre de la raza indiana
el inca ha sido traicionado
llorando las quenas están
la Pachamama al coya enseñó
¡a morir por la libertad!"
agora a esperança que nos resta é uma maioria renhida do PS frente à AD, que queira aliar-se à esquerda, que sai imensamente enfraquecida destas eleições, é muito triste. continuamos a viver a "ditadura do menos-pior". tudo isso tem ainda mais peso simbólico de acontecer justamente no marco dos 50 anos da Revolução dos Cravos em 25 de Abril de 1974.
@dansup just looked at my inbox and: yup, I did.
my memory is shittier by the day, damn...
thanks, I apologize, will wait for the onboarding info.
I really need to win the lottery, I tell ya!!!
as Björk once sang:
"it takes courage
to enjoy it
the hardcore and the gentle
Big Time Fediversity"
@skye men with boobs, you say? 👀
@dansup (now tell that to Eugen & Co., please)
now everybody say: "thank you, Shannon Funchess!"; for this evergreen masterpiece of a song: DARK ALLIES.
‘Lavender’: The #AI machine directing #Israel ’s bombing spree in #Gaza:
@scinuno meu pai que tem qse 60 anos está super interessado no Fediverso e tu a usar este argumento? puh-lease!
no telele mudei do Fedilab para o Tusky, já sinto falta do botão de escolha de idioma na hora de tootar. a ver se é melhor, apesar disto. (embora eu esteja inclinada a usar a interface web mesmo, como faço já há anos com o birdsite)
TREUZE
I just watched the #DragRace #AllStars8 TV trailers episode and I legit think that the "Get Off Island" concept is very interesting and developable, it's something I'd watch.
@TQ that is a great list and a great toot, my dear, thank you so much!
@dansup I tried a few minutes ago and it said my username was already taken, lol. I'll wait for the next round, then.
"my love is my light"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9q1MDHiKWkg
EDIT: I posted this and forgot to paste the link that motivated it, lol! (let's also put in between quotes to make it clear it's a song lyric)
so I started putting Geography Now! on the TMDB, because it wasn't there, surprisingly: https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/274712-geography-now
RIP Róisín Murphy
leiam o post acima deste por favor, amores:
@luizox.bsky.social
@oscarneto.bsky.social
@kadjoman.bsky.social
@eumesmo.bsky.social
@thellocaeto.bsky.social
@Adam_Cadmon1@mastodon.online and you took the rest of the world with you in the process.
will this test post reach Bluesky? hello?
supporting the Mastodon project is really nice, for reals. but please prioritize your local server admin when it comes to donating money. or even a server that is not the one you're registered to.
@elilla full moon?
@skye OMG, this stage of language learning feels SO GOOD!!! kudos to you!!! I can't wait to properly dedicate myself to studying French so I can feel that too.
obrigada Cairo do passado por obssessivamente guardar documentos digitais e comprovativos
submeti uma reclamação ao IHRU em 6 de Maio de 2024 pois me encaixava nos critérios do Auxílio ao Pagamento de Arrendamento da Segurança Social (principalmente taxa de esforço maior do que 35% face aos rendimentos mensais) mas não havia sido atribuído automaticamente.
responderam-me com uma decisão HOJE, 10 de Fevereiro de 2025, 9 meses depois, caralho! 
se dependesse da eficiência deles, já estava eu a viver na rua desde o ano passado, pá, foda-se!!! 
agora é ver e saber, no meio da fodelança generalizada que se anuncia, quanto e como nós imigrantes vamos nos foder especificamente. ao menos 1,1 milhão de portugueses votou explicitamente a partir do ódio que têm contra nós, e outros tantos mais implicitamente, mas não com menos ou sem ódio.
boa sorte a todes, a reprise do século XX segue à toda.
#VidaImigrante #immigrant #imigrante #PTpol #eleições #Portugal
today: it is #BandcampFriday, which means Bandcamp waives their comissions in favour of artists.
me: I'm a musician with a lot of music published on Bandcamp.
you: should consider checking my music out and maybe buying something you like?!
crazy idea: I know, but it might be worth a shot, right?
Gal fez a passagem, mas o aviso permanece: "é preciso estar atenta e forte, não temos tempo de temer a morte!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Emu4JrrfpM0
@dobrado então a força do cruising público na Tuga vem de longe...
the official Palestinian BDS movement updated their list recently. since @pupchester posted this one in image form but couldn't fit the #AltText due to character limitations of their instance, I'm reposting it with his own transcription as the Alt Text, posted originally on these two toots:
1. https://4bear.com/@pupchester/113977301685245656
2. https://4bear.com/@pupchester/113977305039959312
@dansup I think it would also be nice to remind people they can go to other smaller instances to not overwhelm not one instance in particular, build community more easily and uphold the logic and ethics of decentralization.
if you don't like Linux, that's OK.
if you're AGAINST Linux, you can fuck all the way off.
still on #Eurovision, tomorrow we have #MGP Heat 2 and Ella A, a brazilian-norwegian singer, is on the lineup. I am rooting for her, not just because she's my paisana but also because the song is a bop and she mixes portuguese and norwegian at a certain point of the song.
I hope she comes with a killer performance to qualify and solidify her as a true contender for the win.
the Lisbon region for the last 2 weeks has been like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yek157w9VyI
"Trickle, Trickle, Splash, Splash
Tell me how long will this rain last
The rain keeps droppin', there ain't no stoppin'
Tell me how long will this rain last"
um colega tuga diz "o Chega ñ é de extrema direita"
outro colega tuga diz "eles são abertamente racistas, homofóbicos, racistas, elitistas, nacionalistas e supremacistas, meu!"
o um colega tuga replica "se formos por aí o PSD e o CDS também são racistas"
e eu penso, bem quietinha "SIM, CARALHO, UMA COISA NÃO EXCLUI A OUTRA, TODA A DIREITA PORTUGUESA É RACISTA!!!"
@etherdiver no upsetting will occur, I can assure you.
server update done! but, oh-ow, some grave error made my LSTU install vanish! let's try reinstalling it. #YUNOHOST
@orlas briguem, desgraçados, briguem!!!
@pedrojdoc o Marcelo cada vez mais soa, a mim, como um Bolsonaro que sorri e sabe se comportar à mesa. oficialmente eu o odeio, pois essa declaração e as passadas de pano pra padres pedófilos vêm do mesmíssimo lugar dentro dele.
@skye I'm not sure if they're all queer, but here's some french artists I've been listening to:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0OBeMg-bj8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWH00ehhLP8
@amber mas a natureza do Fediverso é justamente uma estrutura que se adapta pois as pessoas podem criar seus próprios servidores. O Mastodon não é um servidor em si, ele é o software que utilizamos para construir um pedaço da rede, assim como há o Pleroma, o Friendica, o Misskey, o Plume, o Funkwhale, o Castopod, o Peertube, o Pixelfed. nenhum desses softwares determina estrutura por si só, quem constrói essa parte é quem abre servidores.
today I failed as an adult and stayed in bed all morning. now I only have time to eat and take a shower before going to work. I was supposed to go back to the gym today, after 4 weeks of stress, anxiety and the flu. I am better now and I'll try again tomorrow (I have therapy tomorrow and will have to confess my failures, sigh...).
Madonna's successor is Beyoncé and has always been Beyoncé, but y'all's racism won't let you accept that.
zionists are everywhere, nowhere is safe, holy shit...
@jefuf @micahflee thank you for your input. I still stand by what I said.
bom dia, lusofalantes do Fediverso, como estamos? dispostas a desconstruir um mito da nossa língua?
"Como se diz saudade além do Português"
https://gamarevista.uol.com.br/semana/deu-saudade/como-se-diz-saudade-alem-do-portugues/
@shello@octodon.social thanks, sweetie! would love to get that big hug IRL someday ❤️
MY TOP 22 ALBUMS OF JANUARY 2024, powered by my #Maloja instance.
#music #ranking #scrobbling #January #2024
well, I wrote my first song in almost a year, for the skirmish I hosted a couple hours ago for #FAWM #FAWM2025: https://write.fawm.org/songs/306076
I'm proud of it, I used some wordplay in Portuguese that I had never tried to use before. I'm also mixing brazilian, portuguese and literary vocabularies to achieve the rhymes I wanted to achieve, so yeah, hehehe.
(edit: I forgot to make the song public at first, oops, now it is.)
É HOJE, BRASIL!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-U8J9l5vsQ
exactly 4 years ago I landed in Lisbon, the destination of the biggest self-confidence leap I took in my life to this day. may more years, leaps and self-confidence come! #ImmigrantLife #VidaImigrante
nevermind
estoy considerando irme fisicamente a #BenidormFest en 2023... alguién más? #eurovision
@cairobraga@queer.party 
YAS!
I need help from the fedizens: it's been a while I migrated my mastodon instance from a VPS to my own home server, but I am having some problems, mainly pertaining to federation (I can't reach unknown accounts and servers when I search for them, making it virtually impossible to follow new people) and I simply cannot upload images or videos. on both cases an error message just slides in from the left saying "500" and nothing else.
I am running v4.1.2+glitch using the LinuxServer.io docker image. any help is appreciated, I'm at my wit's end with this. thanks!
#SelfHostAdventures #SelfHosting #SelfHosted #SelfHost #MastoAdmin #FediHelp #help
atenção brasileires e demais lusofalantes: há um bot para facilitar descrição de imagens em toots em que ela está ausente: @descreva
leiam as instruções no toot fixado da conta e usem sem medo de ser felizes e inclusives.
damn, I really need to make a lewd alt, tee-hee 
if I am to output my inner turmoils to the world, it has to be through music, podcasting or any other form of art & broadcast.
UB: assim como todo apoiador de Bolsonaro, Gusttavo Lima é mais um criminoso e golpista, zero surpresas e torcendo para que tome bem gostoso no cu, grandão, e que tenha a carreira arruinada para nunca mais.
what if I look for a job on Grindr and cruise for sex on LinkedIn?
I am currently running 9 services/applications on my home server via docker containers (this mastodon instance is one of them). and, despite difficulties and problems always arising, I'm planning on adding some more... mwahahahahaha 
@pedrojdoc quero! onde encontro?
upgrade went smoothly, now I'm running v4.0.1+glitch, thanks to @yunohost <3 #glitchsoc #SelfHostAdventures #SelfHosting #SelfHosted #SelfHost
I just sent an insta DM to The Legendary Chuck Roberts asking how can I clear a sample from "My House" (1987). I was shaking in my slippers while writing it. #musodon #MusicProduction #sampling #SampleClearance #HouseMusic
uma dica importante para minha querida gente de Portugal: não usem FloaPay/FloaBank para parcelar pagamentos de compras. é uma cilada, estou a passar por uma situação de merda com eles para pagar meu portátil e no Portal da Queixa há uma data de gente na mesmíssima situação que eu.
preciso seguir mais gente de outros lugares que não sejam os Estados Unidos, estou a ficar saturada já.
e no quê isso afeta a vida da Golden Globe Winner Fernanda Torres?
@TQ thanks for the great advice, I'll be more mindful of that. do you think if I really wanna share something under those circumstances, it's okay to maybe make a CWed/described post of my own and link to the original?
C'EST FINI!!!
@shardsofblue hellsyeaaaaaah
@brenno como tenho muitos amigos da área de software livre, volta e meia ouvia falar sobre o Fediverso e as redes decentralizadas, mas só no final de 2019 fui atrás de entender mesmo o que era e tentei fazer minha própria instância de Hubzilla na minha hospedagem partilhada (que uso para o meu site e meus podcasts e outras coisas), mas entre ser um imigrante recém-chegado em Portugal tentando manter um trabalho e me legalizar e o início da pandemia, não funcionou muito bem. vim mesmo para ficar em Outubro de 2020 quando criei minha conta @cairobraga@queer.party. daí desde o início de 2022 venho aprendendo mais sobre self-hosting e tenho usado esta conta no meu próprio server de maneira permanente. meu próximo passo é fazer minha instância de Pixelfed funcionar, quero uma vida mais saudável no Fediverso por muito tempo, com certeza. com relação às redes corporativas, como alguém que quer ter uma carreira musical neste mundo de merda, não posso abandonar tudo e sumir, infelizmente, mas vou desativar Facebook (que já não uso há mais de 5 anos) e Twitter (que passou de minha rede favorita a meu vício extremamente tóxico) de vez e focar no Instagram (e talvez no TikTok, veremos se tenho paciência) apenas.
estou no Golden Circle da #Madonna com amores latinos (Brasil, Venezuela, Espanha, Portugal), conheci e papeei com a Johnny Hooker na fila, vou realizar mais um sonho musical. QUE DIA, MEUS AMOREEES!!! ❤️❤️❤️
I'm both. ❤️🥵😈😘
#FreePalestine, from the river to the sea
on són les catalanoparlants del Fediverso? vull seguir-les per practicar la llengua i fer amigues!
minha amiga @thellocaeto cada dia mais perto do EGOT 
@ApNudd a modern classic
@shello@octodon.social *cackle*
no puedo simplemente ir dormir hoy y despertarme sólo el 29 de Marzo?
@elilla so Germany has a strong, unrelenting, aggressive bureaucracy kink, huh
Miyazaki-sama's last film will come out next July in Japan, as just announced on Studio Ghibli's official social media channels. I'm already emotional.
@beto does that also work with videos?
OHAYŌ! おはよう！
eu achava que São Paulo era carrocrata, mas Lisboa (e Portugal como um todo) é MUITO MAIS!!! 😡😡😡
BBC mostra como guarda costeira grega mandou migrantes borda fora para morrer: Reportagem traz relatos chocantes de como as autoridades gregas “caçam” migrantes que chegam ao seu território e os abandonam para lá das águas territoriais. Muitos são deliberadamente atirados ao mar para morrerem. https://www.esquerda.net/artigo/bbc-mostra-como-guarda-costeira-grega-mandou-migrantes-borda-fora-para-morrer/91339 (via @EsquerdaNet)
"la gent no s'adona del poder que té"
@fabianny @captbarba79 honestamente? que vá com dels. e se não for, que o estabelecimento médico meta-lhe um processinho por ter mentido e colocado a vida dos funcionários de lá em risco.
I hate flies.
@Lu@octodon.social I didn't think thru that perspective and I think you're right.
thanks for warning me. :ablobcatheartsqueeze:
que dia difícil, estou só o pó. e tudo isso pq meu ouvido esquerdo se entupiu de cerume na madrugada passada. que ódio! mas amanhã comprar o medicamento é a primeira ordem do dia depois do desjejum. enfim, estou muito exausta física e mentalmente e queria dar uma desabafada por aqui. tudo que afeta meus ouvidos me afeta por inteiro, desde criança, me deixa num estresse fodido. bom, vou tomar mais vinho e vou deitar. boas noites!
@orlas I'm off today and tomorrow. beach is gonna be tomorrow, actually. today is back-from-vacation-self-care-and-cleaning day
@beto this is BEAUTIFUL, Beto 
thanks for sharing with us!
just received a "no" e-mail from a job application that contains the phrase: "The job market is really exciting at the moment".
I've been looking for a job since February and only got called back twice, one of those times already became a "no" e-mail, btw. so exciting TO WHOM?!?!?! NOT TO ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
you know what's truly exciting??? GUILLOTINES!!! 
but in the sad absence of those I'll take "BEING HIRED", thank you very much!!!
uno de los jefes en la empresa que me emplea tiene un talento especial para comunicarse solamente por medio de justificaciones vacías y amenazas disfrazadas de "opciones". siempre me arruina el día y no entiendo como llegó a la posición que tiene. sólo hoy ya cometió 2 ilegalidades laborales.
OMG, this animated short is so cute!!!
@skye that face and that peek of hairy chest most definetely convinced me... 
há exatamente 4 anos eu aterrava em Lisboa, o destino do maior salto de autoconfiança que dei na vida até hoje. que venham mais anos, saltos e autoconfiança! #VidaImigrante #ImmigrantLife
today I am working on this completely new EP for #NetlabelDay 2023 and I have a title, yay! 
the songs still need to be crafted, made, finished tho, until the 13th, mamma mia! will I be able to accomplish it? stay tuned!
@filipagpinto partilha as @ para tb dar um block preventivo, sff
@ricardojpl (one of the images is not described, can you correct that, please? )
perrosanxe
@ricardoramos eu inicialmente usava apenas uma conta no queer.party e agora me mudei para uma instância própria minha em toot.cairobraga.com
quero mudar tudo que seja possível de serviços online que uso para soluções self-hosted e decentralizadas
o ouvido entupido não me deixou dormir bem, mesmo com a cabeça cheia de vinho. PQP
bons dies, bons dias, buenos días, good mornings! 💖
Mecano - Un Año Más: https://youtu.be/STnpL1COEyI
perder a Elza e a Gal no mesmo ano é muita crueldade, universo.
thanks to the complete shitstorm of incompetence of the Portuguese Immigration Agency, I had a shitty night of sleep, am anxious and am feeling physically sick. there's an executive decree extending all Residence Permits validity til the 30th of June, but my original expiration date is today, so my head is SPINNING. I've been insistently trying to renew it since December, via phone, email and going there in person, to absolutely no fucking avail. and I am fucking far from being the only one in this situation. how can a country this small be so fucking disrespectful, inhumane and cruel to its citizens in such a constant, consistent and overarching manner?
hola @Khayman, en serio estás republicando un chiste gordofóbico como este? 
@selmins això és per les altes configuracions de privacitat (canvas, webgl, fingerprinting). també em falla a Whatsapp Web.
good morning, fedizens, how are y'all doing?
tonight is the night one of my biggest and oldest #music dreams come true: I'll finally go to a #Björk concert for the first time. I've been a hardcore fan since I was a child and in 2012 I was supposed to see her at Sónar São Paulo, but she had her throat issues and cancelled (the festival replaced her with Kraftwerk, so I still saw a dream concert, and what a concert it was!!!). so tonight's concert means a whole lot to me, I feel very emotional and I'll be sitting on the third row, so I'm sure I'll be a crying mess by the end, lol. :ablobcatheartsqueeze:
I really need to sleep more than 7h each night and go to the gym, fedizens... my brain needs it.
@joaombarbosa perdoa, lol. é que quando ter internet em casa foi ficando mais acessível em São Paulo, essas infos foram chegando pra nós, também pois foi quando começaram a ganhar tração as convenções de anime por lá. eu era pré-aborrescente exatamente nesta época, hehehe.
I am once more asking that we stop calling DERIVATIVE LLMs "generative AI".
they're NOT generative and they're NOT Artificial Intelligence.
they're DERIVATIVE and they're LARGE LANGUAGE MODELS.
@limebar thanks for reminding meeeeeee
@hannu_ikonen@zeroes.ca or, hear me out, OR: the US could learn with countries who have a much superior electoral system and implement one that actually works as such instead of being a low quality vaudevillian farce cosplaying as a practical democratic structure.
@squirrel@social.bau-ha.us @Codeberg no, I can't clarify it for you.
I just joined a @bookwyrm instance! go follow me there as well, with any of your fediverse (activitypub) accounts: https://velhaestante.com.br/user/cairobraga
(I was going to run my own instance, but the docker stack is too complicated for me right now, maybe later)
@ricardoramos para Android tb há o Fedilab: @apps
so my aunt sent me a document via DHL from São Paulo and I'm in Lisbon. DHL then sent it to Madrid for sorting. one would think it would come to Lisbon after that.
no, it went to Leipzig, then Barcelona, then Lisbon.
"Logistics services", they call it.
sure...
fuck Jacques Audiard!!!
fuck "Emília Pérez"!!!
and fuck Karla Sofía Gascon!!!
my masto instance was down for weeks because my db container shut down due to an error and I was out on vacations, so couldn't access my Portainer admin, lol. I guess if you tried to reach me here since the 15th of August, I will not be able to see it.
ZERO vontade de trabalhar, mas que remédio?
foda-se, estou com ganda pica de voltar a ser DJ, mas minha preparação ainda leva tempo. a ver como me saio. 
on November 30th I'll be releasing the 3rd volume of my JUVENILIA collection and it will be available on #Bandcamp, @itchio, Gumroad and commercial streaming platforms. am still looking on how I can also release this on a self-hosted solution to cover as many bases as I can. will be looking at suggestions made by other fedizens on my #Bandcamp alternatives thread (https://toot.cairobraga.com/@cairobraga/111250381136896217) to find a good solution for myself.
@mhalila also Portugal: the whole right-wing, from liberals to fascists, uses it in a derogative manner, and the whole press follows suit. it's disgusting.
I wonder if Meta will delete my post if I say "heterossexuals are mentally ill" on Instagram.
https://www.platformer.news/meta-new-trans-guidelines-hate-speech/
The Legendary @gretathunberg stays undefeated. may her glory be eternal.
https://nypost.com/2022/12/29/andrew-tate-brother-arrested-on-sex-trafficking-allegations-report/
the gag is that romanian authorities were able to locate the Tate bros because of a pizza box that appeared on the very Freudian video rant Andrew Tate posted in response to Greta's sick burn.
@cairobraga@queer.party @cairobraga@gts.cairobraga.com @vyr @gotosocial
ok, so the import is done. from 1288 posts, around 600 were imported.
from what I could see from the terminal messages, most of them were not imported because they were "not a top-level status or a self-reply", which I can understand, since there are technical specifics in importing replies that are not implemented (yet?). however, another bunch of them were not imported because they had some kind of a "specific audience"? from what I could gather some public posts that mentioned other accounts were not imported because they mention other accounts, despite being public and not replies (?).
maybe I missed something in the instructions to enable those being imported (?).
all in all, this feels amazing and very empowering. now let's do a backup round before we try importing the statuses from this very account to my GTS instance.
@vndmtrx posso? 👀 (se não, diz. no hard feelings.)
acordei sem vontade de fazer nada, mas com um monte de tarefas por cumprir...
@fabio@fabiomrbarbosa.com acho que começar por encontrar quem já seguias no birdsite pode ser um primeiro passo, non?
@steven @joby @millihertz thanks for the suggestions, Steven! am already thinking about backup strategies and will look upon VPN options.
just to elucidate: my router is not the issue, it's brand new and has great features. the thing is I live on a shared apartment and I rent the room, so I can't pull an ethernet cable from the router (which stays in a central point of the home) to my room. it would upset the owner of the apartment and would be a lot of work, unfortunately. 😕
hey, #USA, now you need to render him unelectable, just as #Brazil did with #Bolsonaro (even before his criminal trials, mind you, because Brazil has an actual Court of Electoral Justice)
estou namorando. ❤️
hello fedizens, how's your sunday going?
do you have any FOSS (or just free, considering the context) PDF readers and/or editors to recommend for Windows? I used SumatraPDF for years but it became too shitty, so I need an alternative.
thank you in advance!
I came to work. 😕
I just saw someone on instagram saying that Dublin is "the birthplace of rock music".
I dream of the day when I won't have to sell parts of my soul and my time to many devils in order to support myself in this capitalyptic reality we live in. if that's even possible.
...lá sei eu, pá...
I'm out of the warranty period on my #RedmiNote 9S, so I'm thinking is #CustomROM time! I've been reading and I'm gonna try @e_mydata /e/OS first, to take another step into de-Googling my life and towards a bigger use of #FOSS. (but not today, because I'm getting surgery to remove my bottom wisdom teeth, yay.)
so what say you, fedizens? any experience with #eOS on a device like mine or any device? #deGooglify #deGoogling #Android
oh noes, I had an idea for an album title and its cover art...
and it's an actually cool idea...
OH NOES...
@anna YYYYYIIIIKKKEEESSSSSS
thanks for letting me know
@dansup me? 😳
how could I be of help?
@joaombarbosa eu vi no cinema e foi assim... TUDO!!! pun intended.
filmaçaço! e nada do que dizer de Michellaça Yeoh, irretocável
@elilla o GIF do Chaves *chef's kiss*
@JustOneMoreThing@mindly.social oh, I took the meaning of your question beyond its intentions, I apologize.
malta de #Portugal, tenho uma dúvida de Código do Trabalho: é legal que meu empregador queira que eu compense tempo de turno em que tive de sair para uma consulta médica?
@Khayman muy retrasado, por las 22h y tal.
being in love feels so good
vou fechar esta minha longa participação na #MusiQuinta #CoversBR de hoje fazendo a clássica puxação de sardinha para o meu lado, afinal, sou musicista independente desconhecida, cada oportunidade é preciosa, né?
pois bem, em 2017 meu BFF Rodrigo Leite Cruz (aka https://mildmilk.bandcamp.com/) e eu lançamos TESÃO PELA VIDA como despedida do nosso projeto de covers chamado SMAV, com videoclipe e tudo (que foi gongadíssimo no Show do Gongo 2016, aliás, Marisa Orth odiou)...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GA5ycwunySA
...que na verdade já tínhamos regravado com a letra original em inglês em 2015 como lado-b de um single solo meu, com o Rodrigo na guitarra...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsZe18vjAb0
...que são covers de LUST FOR LIFE do falecido projeto Girls (liderado por Christopher Owens, atualmente lançando música sob o próprio nome), lançada originalmente em 2009...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuoTjYYqe4c
...que tem um videoclipe oficial versão NSFW +18 também, para quem se interessar, hehehe: https://www.reddit.com/r/Music/comments/1bt8m3/girls_lust_for_life_nsfw/
e por hoje é só, vida longa à #MusiQuinta!!!
FASCISMO NUNCA MAIS!!!
COLONIALISMO NUNCA MAIS!!!
siamo tutti antifascisti
ZURGH!erberg, Apartheid Clyde, Blerghzos et al are repeatedly receiving slaps on the wrists by national legal systems or even being rewarded financially by nation states for their large-scale crimes time and time and time again and again while Aaron Swartz was murdered by suicide for downloading academic papers from a digital library. that's the world we live in.
we love you, P5, oh yes we do!
any #PizzicatoFive fans out there on the Fediverse?
bought my ticket to see Björk in Lisbon, third row in the middle. cried like a teenager. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
fdx, com esta chuva e este frio ainda nem saí da cama... #ronha
@lusotart understood.
even tho I'm all for adopting better IMs for privacy, security, data ownership and descentralization, along with this journey comes accumulation and by the end of this year I'll be using 4 different main IM apps (not counting social media IM features, dating/cruising apps and SMS...) and this is not ideal to my anxiety, lol. how do y'all deal with this?
IMPORTANTE: se você acha Bozonazi e Lula "dois lados da mesma moeda", "dois extremos", "equivalentes": não me siga, não fale comigo, esqueça que eu existo. não vou fazer falta pra você, você não vai fazer falta pra mim. combinado? beijos!
oh meu deus, acabei de trombar com meu primeiro xará aqui no Fediverso: @caironoleto :ablobcatheart:
I just realized that I've replaced Photoshop with @GIMP over 18 months ago and, with the help of PhotoGIMP by Diolinux, the transition was very smooth.
nesta #MusiQuinta de #SoloApoteótico, trago a canção que sozinha reabilitou solos de saxofone na música pop e emocionou muita gente nas pistas lá em 2011: MIDNIGHT CITY do M83.
a versão de estúdio é um portento, mas era nos shows que a coisa se elevava enormemente, por isso escolhi essa apresentação de 2012 para honrar ainda mais o tema de hoje: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNEbsZ3IcH4
oh, and don't even get me started on how much time I spent and how much fun I had taking the #AudioCD authoring standards to its limits, putting whole tracks before track 1, inbetween tracks (as gaps) and after the last track (could basically only be accessed if you used a CD ripper that could do a "full surface rip"). then the time came for me, a musician, to release music... and the CD fell from grace. when I have money I WILL release music on a #CD and fill it with bonus and hidden tracks, I tell ya!!!
worse than having weird text conversations that involves complicated feelings while drunk, is doing it while sober.
it's so funny when people tell me (or people who enjoy sex in general) to get fucked or to go fuck myself, because: yes, please, thank you for wishing me a good thing.
@miugnutos@bolha.one @memes definitivamente 
para a #TerCinema de hoje (filmes na mesma temática de "Bacurau", tema sugerido pela maravilhousah @elilla) indico o britânico "PRIDE" de 2014: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZfFvsKDuUU
baseado na história real de quando um grupo de ativistas lésbicas e gays no Reino Unido iniciaram uma campanha para apoiar os mineiros em greve contra o governo Thatcher entre 1984 e 1985, liderados pela maravilhosa bicha comunista Mark Ashton (que logo depois se tornaria o líder da Juventude Comunista Britânica).
@beto@fosstodon.org nossa, muito virado pra lua, Beto!!! essa foto ainda existe?
"somos partes da massa
da banda da bunda
por favor não me acuda
no pique de rua"
straight from 1982, stoner folk music from the countryside of my state, São Paulo: Grupo Paranga!!!
"chora viola, canta coração!"
@Castopod can I make a suggestion? it would be nice to be able to put an external URL as the source for the audio file on episodes. I'm sure some people can get cheap web hosting that can run a Castopod website but do not have enough storage space so they upload their episodes' audio files on Archive.org (or elsewhere). a lot of podcasts do that, actually. would be nice for Castopod to also embrace that part of the community. thanks for the amazing work!
@pedrojdoc tou a achar que o Sawyer é brasileiro, pois não desiste nunca, pobrecito.
@_o_o_@mastodon.online NA NAAAAAAAA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KATAMARI DAMASHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
DITADURA NUNCA MAIS
I have so many big tech tasks for 2025, but the one I'm dreading the most is regarding my personal website that I've been running on Wordpress since 2007: I'm gonna have to look into adopting another CMS as similar to WP as possible AND find out if and how I can migrate the whole website to this new CMS.
I'm accepting any suggestions about that, fedizens!
echo de menos a Madrid, mis hermanas de allá, El12, las saunas Beach y Octopus, y el brujo toledano no-binario hermoso que me ha encantado en la pista del Strong. 
@dansup what about Solo? did you cancel it?
@altaveu@mastodont.cat sí, visc a Portugal.
@elnoudelpeu can we have it with #AltText, please?
it's that time of the year when I put the tags related to @fawm into a column on my Mastodon web interface, yay! #FAWM #FAWM2025
@telmo@masto.pt há nuances que estão a escapar ao teu questionamento: que máquina é essa? é um server-grade computer ou um Raspberry Pi? é uma máquina dedicada em recursos exclusivos para isto ou um VPS com máquina virtual num equipamento partilhado com recursos distribuídos? será que a única coisa que ela faz é hospedar um servidor de Mastodon para uma única conta ou ela faz isso e mais muitas outras coisas?
I still have a lot of work to do on this solo instance, so I'm still in beta here. don't mind the mess, hehehe.
@sisif@mastodont.cat o sigui, un sionista, però "pacifista" i "d'esquerres". clar que sí...
@ElephantRadio@podcasts.cairobraga.com hi hi hi
@elilla here it's 12C with 95% humidity. yeesh.
@joaombarbosa tenho um perfil pra te indicar, guapo: @PleaseCaption 😘😘😘
@arborelia a certified banger toot
self-hosting and "growing your own services" (hi @homegrown ) is kinda addictive, hehehe...
dia de merda
Lula nunca consegue segurar o choro quando fala da fome pois passar fome é um trauma que nunca vai embora. eu sempre gosto de lembrar que Lula é a única pessoa que chegou à Presidência do Brasil que passou fome. ele chora porque ele se lembra, e nunca se esquece. #PosseDeLula
Corinne Bailey Rae. that's the toot.
@workingclasshistory hi there, can y'all please add #AltText #ImageDescription to your post to make it accessible to disabled workers that are part of our ongoing Working Class History?
after 3h of back-n-forth with my brain, I accept defeat and am, indeed, waking up and getting outta bed for reals. wishing y'all fedizens a good sunday.
@PacificNic which Americans are you talking about? from which country?
@feditips @ricardoramos also, most of the users being registered on 3 huge servers in a universe of 1200 instances does not really align with the effort of decentralization that's at the core of the Fediverse and the Open Internet.
@joaombarbosa já fiquei e até namorei com quem não se interessava por política, mas do lado inverso do espectro eu ativamente evito me envolver. até a pessoas que se definem "de centro" eu abro meu coração, mas de direita nem pensar.
(aproveito para dizer que adorava ir num date contigo, João, assim, um dia desses, quem sabe, vai que, com alguma sorte... 😜 )
@ricardotedim @ritanobregagomes ótima ideia. outra ainda mais eficiente é usar o recurso de Content Warning, como já é costume para assuntos de política e economia.
echo de menos a mi amorcito.
necesito ser rica para poder verle al menos 2x al mes.
@ruikubla@coletivos.org isso deveria estar sob um CW e/ou como sensitive image, sinceramente. 🤮
O narrador em mim acha que as investigações sobre a execução de Marielle e Anderson vão concluir que o mandante é um Bolsonaro, porém não é Jair: é Eduardo. #futurologia #especulação #CasoMarielle
@Lu@octodon.social they shouldn't even be here, in the first place, so they have been harming my whole dental structure for almost 2 decades by occupying space I don't have in my mouth and putting physical pressure on all my other teeth, leading to a periodontitis, gum loss and, at this point in my life, starting to kill their immediate neighbouring molars through perforation and cavities. so they all have to go and I'll need to wear braces afterwards otherwise I'll never recover from the damage they caused. it's a doozy!
no aconsegueixo parar d'escoltar el darrer àlbum de Renaldo & Clara, estic completament enamorat. ❤️
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=JiL7CmYkUXI
@lusotart@pettingzoo.co what's happening on that date?
I've been loving KDE Connect ❤️
@ricardoramos confirmaste se esta cláusula está presente para usuários em Portugal ou na UE? é absurda a multa pois o correto seria simplesmente suspensão da conta ou banimento da plataforma para esse tipo de violações.
aparentemente querer um emprego que me pague o suficiente para que eu possa viver sozinha na zona de Lisboa é pedir muito. merda de capitalismo neoliberal, máquina de moer gente.
@Homo_viator @queerness@mastodon.lol replico aqui o que postei no birdsite: "Lula nunca consegue segurar o choro quando fala da fome pois passar fome é um trauma que nunca vai embora. eu sempre gosto de lembrar que Lula é a única pessoa que chegou à Presidência do Brasil que passou fome. ele chora porque ele se lembra, e nunca se esquece."
if you're saying Russia is a terrorist state (I agree completely), please don't forget to say that the USA is also a terrorist state.
HAPPY 2024, FEDIZENS
broke: functional adult.
woke: FUNKtional adult.
or maybe I'll try #UbuntuTouch @ubports, since I just found out my device has a basically fully-functional port: https://devices.ubuntu-touch.io/device/curtana/
what say you, @DiogoConstantino?
malta tuga do Fediverso, principalmente aqueles que se dizem de esquerda, progressistas, activistas e as contas de entidades coletivas (OCS, associações, blogs, ONGs), eu lhes peço humildemente: sejam coerentes e adicionem descrições (alt text) às imagens que publicarem. não há motivo para não se preocupar com acessibilidade em 2022, muito menos num espaço comunitário como o Fediverso. se precisarem de ajuda para desenvolver o hábito, usem o @PleaseCaption #MastoDicas
@maffsie thank you so much!!! I hope the good folks at Glitch-Soc go a similar path with their update (I'm running it on my personal instance).
hoje levei 2h para chegar em casa quando normalmente levo 30min, havia um congestionamento inexplicável às 16h30 entre Lisboa e Oeiras. daí chego em casa e há uma poça d'água na cozinha. como estava perto da lavadora de roupas, assumi que fosse dela. afastei, sequei o chão. fui lavar loiça, a poça ressurge. o problema é na pia, mas olhei e olhei e não consigo ver de onde vem o vazamento.
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
já avisei a proprietária, vamos ver o que acontece. agora toca lavar a loiça na casa de banho.
que noitezinha de merda.
e no meio disso tudo, todos os planos e tarefas pessoais que eu tinha foram pró caralho, né.
merda!
@beto@fosstodon.org amigo, foi meu primeiro post do fio pra #MusiQuinta, lol: https://toot.cairobraga.com/@cairobraga/113324134382639781
LET'S MAKE LASAGNA!!!
@tmallafre aquest imatge ha sigut generat per LLMs?
@lusotart Vivienne Westwood passed? 😢
@neeumatiko Nee!!!!!!! que lindo te ter por cá ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
@joaombarbosa no vídeo só aparecem mulheres brancas, entretanto, mas sei de quem falas, infelizmente.
fuck DeviantArt
I'm in love with more than one person at the same time for the first time since 2019. and I'm lucky to have loving relationships with all of them at the moment. 🥰 I love being polyamorous. 🥰
@workingclasshistory please describe your images ❤️
como pode Maria Arnal i Marcel Bagés que lançaram 2 álbuns e os 2 são absolutamente excelentes? puro amor!
one of my all time favourite songs and music videos: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lK1qq4nTtr0
bom dia, Portugal! já tou na AIMA de Cascais para pedir o documento que comprova que resido legalmente no país há pelo menos 5 anos.
o posto abre às 9h, cheguei 8h20, já haviam quase 30 pessoas à espera.
se tudo correr como o planeado, essa será a última vez que tenho de lidar com a agência de imigração portuguesa, torçam por mim. 
@doctor_zoidberg @garydale @eff please have some respect for orangutans.
@j_c69 catalanòfoba, islamòfoba, xenòfoba, racista. desprès, una declaració de merda per haver sigut descoberta en el seu supremacisme blanc-espanyol de merda.
INDEFENSABLE!
(ara entenc per què ha acceptat fer aquesta pel·lícula de merda: ella pensa tal com el directoret colonialista de merda!)
@kinsale42 fair enough.
Madonna 💖😭
como distinguir FOMO de saudade na era das redes sociais?
como é que uma pessoa chega no horário pra qlqr coisa em Lisboa se os transportes simplesmente não cumprem horário?!?!?!
@smollestbunny @yassie_j they actually do it, regardless of the laws. and most of the time they get 1000% away with it.
I have very limited time to actually make it happen, but I just locked in a tracklist for my #NetlabelDay 2023 release. 4 songs. I still need to finish them, come up with a title and artwork, so wish me luck, fedizens!
#NetlabelDay happens every year on July 14th, where netlabels and independent artists around the globe join forces to release free music under #CreativeCommons licenses. follow @wiloma for updates and more info.
surfing on a rocket
@miugnutos@bolha.one nem eu, lol.
@dansup omg y'all are so cute and beautiful, wishing you many years of love and good health also: you're D&D!!!
well, here I go to my last day on one of the jobs I enjoyed most in my whole life. 😢
quero mais é que os EUA implodam-se, caralho. tou farta deste poder que tem sobre o resto de nós, esta dominação cultural, esta subjugação económica, este sequestro político: TOU FARTA!!!
basta de impérios e de colonialismo, porra!!!
bendito o dia em que eu decidi comprar um edredão 4 estações (e uma manta felpuda) da Ikea. obrigada, Cairo de um par de meses atrás.
WHO TOOK THE BOMP-
Viva a Pátria Grande!
@vndmtrx e não só no Mastodôncio, espero eu. estou bem feliz com essa notícia, espero que não demore taaanto pra ser implementada.
what are the hashtags you beautiful fedizens recommend so this humble independent musician can spread the word about their music releases?
paging @etherdiver @digits @TQ
@Linza @EUCommission oh, do you happen to have a link about it?
I've installed @Castopod on my brazilian shared hosting server, but it has a bug with the federation part of things that is not allowing the profile to be followed from other Fedi accounts, already reported by someone else here: https://code.castopod.org/adaures/castopod/-/issues/242
I will still publish an old podcast of mine there as a test, hoping this bug can be resolved soon because this whole podcasting+social networking in one great platform can be a game-changer in this new era of Podcasting 2.0 and can also make us less dependent of corporate social networks.
en otras notícias: sigo teniendo suerte en el amor... y eso significa que jamás ganaré en Euromillones...
the third volume of my #JUVENILIA series is out now on #Bandcamp! it will hit streaming services tomorrow, but you can already pay-what-you-want to download and own it. ❤️
https://cairobraga.bandcamp.com/album/juvenilia-songs-originals-vol-3
#NewMusic #IndieMusic #ElectronicMusic #ExperimentalMusic #MastoArt #FediMusic #FediArt #CCMusic #QueerArt
a Nuna (itsnunaa no Instagram) faz muita falta aqui no Fediverso.
recomendo fortemente este vídeo dela à toda lusofonia: https://www.instagram.com/p/C-Ncm6pIc7g/
como sempre, ela faz serviço público.
only on my 10th listen of "Who The Hell is Edgar?" I realized that the middle-8 section is pure shade to music streaming services: US$0.003 is the average pay for stream practiced by Spotify.
it makes me love the song even more. ❤️❤️❤️
@orlas ainda demora, pois ela sempre deixa bem claro que tem ainda muito trabalho por fazer no legislativo (e também pela lei eleitoral brasileira ela ainda não pode se candidatar, há idade mínima um tanto alta para o cargo de presidente no Brasil), mas seria um sonho que isso acontecesse eventualmente.
viver num mundo em que as pessoas ainda levam IMC e QI a sério, quando já foram provados como pseudociência há muito tempo, é uma tortura.
a propósito, AMBOS são originados em teorias eugenistas de supremacistas brancos.
if you're not watching Muniz's RuPrises, you're only getting half the story: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t5oJcFGQ1k
lavé mi alma en el concierto comemorativo de 25 Años de La Casa Azul ayer en Madrid. no sólo su música hace parte de mí como oyente desde hace 15 años, pero Guille también es un gran referente para mi como artista musical. sueño un día poder hacer música con él. y espero que un día hagan un documental sobre él y LCA.
ah, y ha tocado "Tang de Naranja, Colajet de Limón" por primera vez en directo en casi 2 décadas!!!!!!!!!!
:blobheart: :blobheart: :ablobcatheartsqueeze:
@biloti o mentiroso*
@reigilgamesh QUE ÓDIO
@harriettmb@mastodon.ie @reinderdijkhuis "addressing a US think tank" tells me everything I need to know.
@brenno nossa, eu dava muito beijo francês e beijo grego nesse grego, viu
JUVENILIA VOLUME 2 IS OUT NOW!!!
#NewMusic #NewMusicAlert #20YearsAgo
https://cairobraga.bandcamp.com/album/juvenilia-originals-vol-2
I was just informed that, contrary to what I was told before, I can't extract all my wisdom teeth in a single session, it's gonna be 2 sessions minimum, more if I'm unlucky enough. fuck! it's gonna cost me more money and more time...
@Khayman @TrevG vienen a ver Madonna? bem-vindos a Lisboa, gajos giraços!
OMFG I JUST FOUND MANY PHOTOS I THOUGHT I LOST ON MY OLD PHONE IN A MEMORY CARD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
woke up with this song in my head for no reason, hahahaha.
alguém sabe se o palhaço do Marcelo Rebelo já assinou o caralho da alteração na Lei de Nacionalidade Portuguesa? acabei de confirmar que sob as novas regras de contagem de tempo de residência terei 1 ano e 4 meses a mais, já que minha MI foi aceite no dia 25/12/2020 e minha autorização emitida em Abril de 2022.
@TQ boa noite, querida!
@trebach@masto.ai @luckytran @frankboehmert@literatur.social I wish a visually impaired person would give their opinion on how effective are those "reply alt texts". thanks for sharing.
@SetentaeQuatro dica pra vcs @PleaseCaption
fuck Andy Yen and fuck Proton
vim ver o Oscar winner AINDA ESTOU AQUI no CinemaCity Alfragide, na terça de Carnaval às 15h35. sala quase lotada.
good morning, fedizens!
yes, I started my day at 14h, what about it? lol
status: doing some Fediblock maintenance on my instance, reading some great threads on this beautiful Fediverse, being sure of the decision to sunset my #birdsite accounts and getting ready to plan how to execute it, considering doing the exact same for my facebook account, realizing both are gonna have to be a 6-month to a year-long process, deeply sighing, feeling happy about it anyways.
after 2 months of retreat, it's been a week that I am back on dating and hooking up. it's been delicious so far. today I went to a film date with this super hot, super cute, super smart guy. we watched the Super Mario film in 3D, grabbed a snack at a beautiful garden and went to his house for some ya-hoo!, as Mario would say. he also has this fluffy black cat. I am going back home now, happy about him and the movie!
@dave_cochran @KathyReid oh, my! thank you, Dave, for appreciating my words, I am flattered. language structures power and power carries oppression: what you call colloquialism I call a daily battlefield. good night and good luck.
@ruloleaks but here's something: it is not weird or uncommon to have more than one account here, each one in a different server (or even in a different Fediverse platform, like Pixelfed, Peertube, Pleroma etc), so it's a possibility, if you wanna go that route.
@foxowlbadger this whole album is delicious, I strongly recommend it.
malta tuga a chegar agora: usem e abusem do recurso de Content Warning! uma das diferenças fulcrais entre Mastodon e Twitter #birdsite é justamente a quantidade de opções e recursos que visam combater a toxicidade e conservar a saúde mental da população do Fediverso. mas elas só funcionam a 100% se nós as usarmos e vermos tudo isto de maneira COMUNITÁRIA. é importante e saudável desaprender os hábitos ruins cultivados nas redes corporativas. #MastoDicas
@joaombarbosa era fixe a imagem ter descrição para que esta ótima mensagem chegasse a mais gente.
why am I here? anxiety insomnia.
my brain won't let me sleep.
@Adam_Cadmon1@mastodon.online I just read the interaction and I was in disbelief with the level of haughtiness of that other person. Masto unhinged user was successfully blocked. thank you!
@joby @millihertz @steven first, thank you for replying any tips on how to search properly for those thin clients? I never considered that possibility and don't know where or how to start looking.
@lusotart I see "perfection" as a fabricated lie, so I agree that nobody is perfect. the other option being: everything and everyone is perfect, no changes required.
@PixelRobot hay un texto excelente que se llama "Bluesky is cosplaying decentralization" pero no encuentro el enlace
@prushforth and she means it!
@altsoftdrink uma das maiores canetadas de Carlinhos Brown, e olha que ele tem MUITAS, viu? também nunca supero a história do vídeo, que eles foram até uma cidade no sertão da Bahia filmar em locação e justo no dia que chegaram CHOVEU PELA PRIMEIRA VEZ EM QUASE 1 ANO e não conseguiram gravar.
my capacity for self-sabotage knows no bounds
"Assessor da CML que organizou Jornadas Mundiais da Juventude investigado por pornografia infantil" (via @EsquerdaNet)
after an absolutely awesome week of vacations in Lisbon and Madrid filled with great food, great drinks, great company, great conversations, great music, great dancing, great fun, great love and great sex, today is the day to go back to work. 😢
I wish I could spend at least one more week just travelling, eating, dancing, sleeping, fucking and laughing.
Capivara Fields Forever
@peterwyrm I can recommend usin a website called The Trainline. and Spain has low cost hi speed trains, they're great.
@ritanobregagomes nunca serei tão elegante quanto ela
I was telling about Lula's inauguration to a british lover of mine... and I cried again. ❤️
@ointersexo através do Obtainium eu instalo e atualizo:
Anytype (notas, gerenciamento pessoal e de projetos, "segundo cérebro", estilo Obsidian, Notion, Logseq)
Kafka Archives (acesso a itens de mídia do Internet Archive, como audiolivros, podcasts e música)
em Oeiras, a Carris Metropolitana mudou a estética dos autocarros, mas o serviço continua igual de merda de quando era a Vimeca: continuam a suprimir horários de linhas como se nada fosse. as pessoas reclamam por ao menos 3 meios e nada acontece. a AMT existe para quê?!
ontem perdemos A MAIORAL: Maria da Conceição Tavares, brasileira de coração nascida em Aveiro, fugiu da ditadura de Salazar para se tornar uma das principais economistas e professoras de economia da História do Brasil. aos 94 anos ela deixou um legado que ainda nos é extremamente necessário.
aqui deixo uma das suas falas mais famosas que, 3 décadas depois, ainda reflete a realidade pulsante do nosso tempo: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/pCx9d5OqT7k
VIVA MARIA DA CONCEIÇÃO TAVARES!!!
@ointersexo delícia te ter por cá, querido :ablobcatheart:
@Yann @peterwyrm there's a route of hi speed between Paris and Barcelona without the Lyon connection, operated by inOui.
@fredbrooker@witter.cz I was not trying to, I apologize.
@lusotart I clicked to open the pic expecting to see you in it... 😢😈
o que eu preciso é ganhar no Euromilhões.
a transmissão dos #Oscars2025 da RTP é bem má, fdx...
hoje descobri que existem pessoas que são negacionistas das línguas romance, que defendem que as modernas línguas faladas na península ibérica são, na verdade, de origem celtíbera e de maneira alguma de origem latina...
realmente não existem limites para a estupidez humana...
I never reported and blocked so many people on the hellsite/#birdsite than since Apartheid Clyde took over. people who do not share any kind of follow connection with me are coming from the sewers to harass me for certain posts I made, both portuguese people (I criticized a portuguese schoolbook that reinforced strict gender norms and criticized a very problematic portuguese celebrity) and US-americans (I criticized the "pay-to-win" system on hellsite using the fact that Kyle Rittenhouse now has a blue check over there).
I was targeted with harassment there before (basically for defending queer and trans rights or criticizing the right), but the volume was never this big and the tone was never so directly hateful than in the last 2 weeks.
it's exactly what happened in Brazil with the rise of Bozonazi: when a leader leads by a bad example, his followers will become empowered to hurt whoever they want without caring about the consequences. like cockroaches.
time to wash my new set of tupperwares, yay!
on my phone I uninstalled all Mastodon apps and am using the web interface. am pretty happy with my choice, I have to say.
@orlas @pixelfed @orlasphotos não esqueça de descrever as fotos da melhor maneira possível
"what lies beyond the fringe of the woods..."
still one of the bestest tracks from the immaculate iamamiwhoami & ionnalee catalog.
@fabiomrbarbosa @orlas amei este recurso, Fabio.
also FUCK THAT NOISE about "World War" when at least 75% of The Actual World is NOT involved in that bullshit. The USA + Europe DOES NOT EQUAL The World!!!
call it like it really is: The War That The USA Wants To Happen Far Away From Their Own Territory So They Can Reap The Profits. (like literallly every war that happened in the last 100 years)
@dfaria @antoni @batendolatas demasiado centralizado é o twitter, né? o mastodon é descentralizado, me parece que o nostr é "mais" descentralizado.
obrigada pela info, vou investigar
@limneticvillains I feel very honoured to be able to impress you, my dear, thank you for your kind words. let me know what you think of my other musical atrocities, heheheheh.
I will be listening to your work later today as well.
we should refer to big/bigger-than-average penises in a derogatory way much more often than we do now.
mudando para a editoria "conexão lusófona", em 2009 os Autoramas lançaram esta ROBOT...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78r6Y3WwmA0
...que é uma versão da original lançada pela banda portuguesa Salada de Frutas em 1981, que tinha a icónica Lena d'Água como vocalista principal...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_TW-5AyWN8
...e que a própria Lena re-versionou em 2021, vale a pena ouvir e ver: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VEcxjqRF0CY
I would love to buy a Fairphone... if I could afford to spend 90% of my monthly salary on one single device. alas, I can't. its fairness is still very limited, innit?
@pancho @altbot @wag eu vim aqui dizer A MESMA COISA: não é um bot, é uma pessoa.
@ricardoramos alguém que tire ele de lá, isso sim. palhaço do mal.
@ricardoramos @wallabag I guess you have to insert them with their permalinks, one by one.
@fabio@social.fabiomrbarbosa.com AND I OOP
@pandadeoculos eu uso o FairEmail já há alguns anos.
I should be sleeping... yeah!
I have been internally wishing the death of so many people lately... even though they're horrible people, it worries me.
bleep-bloop
I was certain I was going to start using and learning @ardour #Ardour this next semester, but this text on the front page of their website gives me pause (and, as an electronic musician with more than 2 decades of experience, some offense). it's not only telling me this software is not made for me, it's also saying that my creative process and music is not good enough, not valid. a fucking slap in the face.
@danilosteps@tilde.zone lots of RAM and storage?! omg, you're scaring me...
from now on I will not boost images that are not described and eye-contact content that is not behind a CW. please describe your images and use CW as much as posible (even for every single toot, really).
erm, why is my Home timeline showing me posts from accounts I am not following?
did I fuck up something else when I solved my permissions issue?
I'm at work and tooting, HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO #silly
I AM EXHAUSTED
espera, não encerrou a editoria "conexão lusófona" não!!! como pude esquecer que a Filipe Catto gravou lindamente o clássico CANÇÃO DE ENGATE em 2017...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOMWtTTvaqk
...que é original do herói Santo António Variações, lançada originalmente em 1984: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBOJBkno890
essa é uma que também pertence à editoria de clássicos e hinos, obviamente.
@Khayman alguna razón en particular?
@JustOneMoreThing@mindly.social for me it's NOA, it's: Intellectual Self-Esteem that weighs the most in my general self-esteem.
@beto you and I are in tune in subdomain naming, lol
mais um HINO DE LOUVOR para terminar a noite, amores: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX2Ju5DRpOk #AméricaLatina #LulaPresidente
una profesional de RRHH que me entrevistó para un trabajo me dijo que, de la charla que tuvimos, yo podría tranquilamente cambiar mi nível de #Español del B2 para el C1 en mi CV. vaya elogío!
le dije esto a mi príncipe toledane, que es linguista, y elle dijo que está totalmente de acuerdo.
y sabéis qué? así lo haré.
@pixelfed can anyone follow my new Pixelfed acc on my own server, please?
@cairobraga@pixel.cairobraga.com
I don't think federation is working properly...
@jr paging @thellocaeto
@ruikubla@coletivos.org com certeza temos visões muito diferentes sobre as redes sociais e sobre despertar consciências e democratizar o mundo, visto que tu nunca descreves as imagens que postas e acha CW uma hipocrisia, sendo que ambos são recursos de acessibilidade que despertam consciências e democratizam uma parte do mundo. ao meu ver esta conversa chegou a um limite e eu tenho que jantar. boa noite e boa sorte!
here's your friendly reminder that the airplane was invented by Alberto Santos-Dumont.
leiam o post acima deste, per favore, amores:
@dudedias.bsky.social
@dudedias.bsky.social
@rodrigaymer.com.br
@rodrigaymer.com.br
@domenicamendes.com
@domenicamendes.com
@zecapipocas.bsky.social
@zecapipocas.bsky.social
@TQ what are crossposts in the context of Masto/Fedi?
I want to toot more in all my languages, but lately I don't think I have anything to say. 😢
en una semanita mi amor lindo peluchón estará acá para mi cumple 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
I just finished reviving my @wallabag server (Pocket alternative) and ended up installing a Shaarli instance as well, which is a (far superior) del.icio.us alternative (bookmarker).
in this process, I ended up accessing my long dormant delicious account and exporting my data from there to import on Shaarli. also imported some browser bookmarks and open tabs there and unread articles to Wallabag.
all of this to avoid having dozens of tabs open and to actually read the articles I wanna read. also to have those links accesible everywhere, of course.
aliás, putaquepariu como é cara a vacina do HPV em Portugal: ~140€ cada dose, e são 3!
@skadi@bolha.us @lautunno apoiadoooo
pessoas lindas, preciso de indicações de lugares com comida vegan (principalmente em Lisboa, Oeiras, Porto e Albufeira) para quando meu pai estiver aqui em Agosto. agradeço imenso desde já! ♥️
it is now official: I bought a refurbished HP EliteDesk 800 G3 Mini to be my home server. got a nice xmas deal with a portuguese shop specialized in refurbs. but before I start playing with it I will make some changes:
- it comes with 8GB of RAM, but I will buy a 16G card as well, so I might end up with 12G or 24G;
- it comes with a 256GB 2.5" SATA SSD, but I am thinking of selling that and operating with only a 1TB M.2 NVME SSD;
- it comes with no WiFi, so I'm getting an Intel AX211 card, since I have a WiFi6 router and can't do an Ethernet connection at the moment.
I've also been researching on top of what I'm gonna run my server. for now I think I won't do YUNOHOST and go with Docker. but even then I have choices to make this whole thing easier: Portainer, CapRover, Umbrel, Tipi are the ones I already read about. any thoughts on that, fellow fedizens?
I wanna thank @joby @millihertz @steven for showing me the wondrous world of refurbished miniPCs/thin clients.
the adventure continues...
"Sledgehammer", by Peter Gabriel.
that's the post.
sorte: há vagas para o pedido de nacionalidade nos Açores para o dia 06/02.
revés: cumpro 5 anos do meu pedido de residência no dia 07/02.
I've been wanting to **** James Murphy's **** since I was 16, ain't that crazy?
good morning, fedizens! how are you doing?
I am fine, but it makes me sad that so many cool toots that I'd like to boost have images on them that are not described (let alone PROPERLY described...), so I don't boost them.
@MargemSultejano eu todos os dias.
pra fechar a editoria conexão lusófona, a canção que levou ao Brasil a história de uma mulher trans imigrante brasileira cujo assassinato impactou Portugal ao ponto de mudar as leis do país, e foi pela voz da deusa Maria Bethânia em 2009 com a sua interpretação da BALADA DE GISBERTA...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEs_fP37lNo
...que é original do compositor português Pedro Abrunhosa, que lançou sua versão original da canção em 2007: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkaYU6jIGs0
(essa me destrói completamente toda vez que ouço, não tem jeito)
bônus: houveram pessoas que ouviram esta canção magnífica ao vivo num dueto entre a deusa Bethânia e a deusa Liniker, tenho muita inveja delas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsevXufUXyE
@fabiomrbarbosa@social.trismegistus.eu I agree.
@ElephantRadio@podcasts.cairobraga.com será que agora vai?
@wren@chaosfem.tw @WrenArcher when are you cool gals gonna make a duo called The Wrens (or WrenWren)? maybe this #FAWM? just saying...
@flockofnazguls@mastodon.flockofnazguls.com not gen and not AI, they're derivLLMs
@elilla @maffsie @squirrellilly I run #GlitchSoc as well and would love to know.
ducks and dolphins are rapists.
armagedonona
"Eugen, stop being a bootlicker" challenge.
omfg I had a domain block for
*.threads.net
but @dansup boosted 2 posts from Threads, including one from Zuckenshit, and they appeared on my TL
turns out the right domain block is
threads.net
I added that, chose suspend, so now I'm safe. cc @FediPact
nesses JOs, Rebeca Andrade se consagrará como a maior atleta olímpica brasileira da história. ❤️
@reigilgamesh exqueeze me?! quem é que acha que sintetizadores são preguiçosos quando existe uma pletora de tipos deles e para dominá-los é necessário muita prática e estudo, para além de saber tocar o teclado em si?! eu hein!!
às amigues de Portugal, deixo aqui uma canção da Rita Dias para ajudar a ter força nos tempos (mais) difíceis que se anunciam na política do nosso país. vejam e espalhem! e sempre fortaleçam as artes independentes!
(acho que a @RuteRadio vai apreciar, se já não conhece)
I just surprise-released the 3rd volume of my #JUVENILIA collection before the official release date on my sparkling new #Gumroad store. It will hit streaming platforms this Thursday the 30th of November. It's a pay-what-you-want download and the first step of me exploring #Bandcamp alternatives: https://cairobraga.gumroad.com/l/juvenilia-vol3
#NewMusic #IndieMusic #ElectronicMusic #ExperimentalMusic #MastoArt #FediMusic #FediArt #CCMusic #QueerArt
I brought a slice of Panettone to work today. ❤️ I wish I was this smart more often.
@leofilip95@masto.pt BORAAAAAAA
@ptr@mastodonsweden.se tack snälla!
@pedrojdoc boas noites ao Sawyerzinho e aos humanos dele <3
@dansup neato, thanks for explaining.
hey @phanpy, I'm using the "Easy Way" installation and I can't figure out how to set configs/env variables for it, such as PHANPY_CLIENT_NAME, PHANPY_WEBSITE, PHANPY_LINGVA_INSTANCES, PHANPY_GIPHY_API_KEY et al.
is there a way of doing that or is it something only possible if I build from source?
thanks in advance!
@rob come on, Democratic Republic of Scotland!!! *manifesting*
@micahflee awesome text and reporting, thanks for sharing. I just have a suggestion: the press/journalists should stop referring to Mastodon as a "rival, competitor" to #birdsite. Mastodon is an open descentralized network based on free open source software, it's not competing with nor rivaling anything, quite the opposite, considering how the Fediverse works and its core philosophies. it can be referred to as an alternative to birdsite, at most.
@elilla VERDADE VERDADEIRA, temos que honrar a herança Yoruba.
ainda em clássicos e hinos, vale mencionar uma cover polêmica: ASTRONAUTA DE MÁRMORE dos Nenhum de Nós...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_2Wzu0q7f4
...que é uma versão de STARMAN, um dos vários clássicos de David Bowie: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t365MuktYQs
pessoalmente eu acho que a versão dos Nenhum de Nós é do caralho, a letra é realmente linda e não se propõe a "traduzir" a original, mas sim criar uma perspectiva alternativa a ela. (mas tem gente que a odeia de paixão, mesmo, hehehe.)
#MusiQuinta #CoversBR #music #Brasil #UnitedKingdom #England
@pixelfed this is very rich coming from the company that has been only stealing features from other apps for the last decade.
@HourlyOtters the image description is very undescriptive on this one. 😞
@inkican @TheBreadmonkey that is fair and understandable. unfortunately my labour history and present situation prevents me from having a balanced perspective because my life is not balanced and it's because of my "traditional" job. so I have to make a huge effort, with the help of my therapist, to balance it myself, but as metaphors go, I am having to do it with just one hand. it's freaking exhausting and draining. so no, no "charitable" and no "balanced" here, I'm afraid.
trying to remind myself that I need a psychologist and a psychiatrist, not using my social media to output my inner turmoils to the world.
I just endured an unsolicited 30min lecture about investing, cryptocurrencies and why everyone should do it by one of my flatmates, who just lost 500€ on crypto and already does not have a cent of this month's salary, and then offered to "teach me" if I want to, with knowledge "that costs 400€ from professional coaches".
I just paid the best of attentions (so he doesn't feel bad) and tried to ask conclusive questions so the torture would finish, but in the end I had to pull the "I am busy and need to go back to what I was doing" card for him to take the hint.
what I took from this: cryptocurrencies are a fucking scam, capitalism is a Ponzi scheme, a person who earns 800€ a month and does that shit is delusional.
oopsie daisy! after a couple of days of tech problems, me and my masto instance are back! so if you talked to me here during the last 72h, I probably won't know, sorry!
siempre me da risa pensar que el período de domínio mozárabe en la península Ibérica es comunicado como "invasión" y la invasión que los países Ibéricos hicieron en sítios de las Américas, África y Ásia es comunicada como "descubrimientos".
ATTENTION FOLLOWERS: #Eurovision week is upon us and this profile will talk a lot about it. I will always tag my posts, so if you don't want any of that in your home timeline, you can filter it and follow it separately.
LET'S GO!!!
amigues de #Portugal, digam-me: quando um serviço público simplesmente não funciona, como reclamar, a quem reclamar, a quem recorrer? na #AIMA (antigo #SEF) simplesmente não atendem o telefone e não respondem emails e o #IRN oferece um serviço, diz que apenas funciona sob marcação online e não oferece vagas de marcação em nenhum local do país para o tal serviço. como isso é possível? como uma situação destas, que se arrasta por ao menos 3 meses, não é notícia e não causa escândalo? 😡 😡 😡
@elilla oh so you have galaxy brain AND galaxy groin.
I need to follow more people from Portugal, Brazil, Spain, LatAm in general, and everywhere else in the world. my TL here is becoming too US-centric (and too white) and that displeases me a bunch. if you got any suggestions of people to follow, please let me know, fedizens!
caí no sono antes das 22h, tive um pesadelo bizarro e acordei. agora estou aqui tentando fazer o sono voltar. merda.
@elilla vivendo na Alemanha imagino que deva mesmo ser assim 😋
@julia Thunderbird, da Mozilla, que tb uso pra contatos e calendário sincronizados. amo!
@Adam_Cadmon1@mastodon.online literally immitating Hitler, Mussolini, Franco, Salazar and all the Latin American dictatorships of the last century. it's a playbook, and it's terrifying.
começa o período em que nós imigrantes que não podemos votar nas legislativas portuguesas IMPLORAMOS aos cidadãos que podem para também pensarem em nós quando forem votar já que não temos voz nenhuma na política partidária deste país, então: votem CDU e BE, PS não é esquerda!!!
quiero comer choripan argentino.
VELASKE YO SOI GUAPAH?
the problem with self-hosting is that now I wanna self-host EVERYTHING and my computing resources are not infinite, so I have to make choices, lol.
loving this experience and what it's bringing me.
@orlas meus sentimentos, Orlas, muita força e amor pra ti ❤️
@MaryAustinBooks @randahl oh, that, hahahaha. well, we've been doing it basically nonstop since the 1960s, when the US government backed/created military coups and neoliberal fascist dictatorships in Latin America, so, yeah. but I appreciate the sentiment, truly.
@elilla as someone who has been suffering under Portuguese bureaucracy (I thought incompetence had a limit, Portugal proved me wrong), reading this hits hard.
and they call themselves "evolved", and think they're the pinnacle of "civilization", and say without them we'd be nothing when it's the other way around!!! LOL
um grande abraço imigrante, querida, e muita paciência pra nós.
@brenno onde, geograficamente falando?
@dansup oct 21 of this year?
@ritanobregagomes tás a usar interface de coluna única ou múltipla?
estou aqui a pensar no P"S" português que, no primeiro ano do que eles próprios chamaram de "governo mais à esquerda de sempre", não apenas enterraram de vez o próprio nome do partido (mais mentiroso e desinformativo que nunca), mas também revelaram que sua ideologia atual e real é o liberalismo capitalista, e não a social-democracia como se pensava. essa maioria absoluta deles na Assembleia vai nos fazer sofrer muito ainda até às próximas eleições legislativas.
#BarbieMovie: filmaço, psicodélico. 💗
@squirrel@social.bau-ha.us @0x57e11a @Codeberg bullshit! with every election the "moderate right" parties cozy up more and more with the far-right. look at Germany, Italy, Spain, Portugal, France, just to name a few, and you can see LIVE how this "European perspective" is removed from the present reality.
@torparskytt @jwildeboer "simply buy" is so elitist. I make less than a 1k€ a month, I cannot "simply buy" a 500€ Fairphone, dear. and I'm far from being the only one in that situation. this new law will be highly beneficial to people like me while people like you will still be able to "simply buy" expensive phones.
(don't get me wrong, I dream of the day I can buy a #Fairphone, but I'm still very fucking far to making it real.)
si algun día yo mate a alguien, que sea un policía.
que maravilla, ahora hemos de "rezar" para que Perrosanxe no se dimita, para que España no sea tomada por una de las más peligrosas alianzas de ultraderecha de Europa.
es que no hay un segundo de paz!
(necesito que Catalunya es independentitze el més aviat possible!!!)
os fachos brasileiros copiaram a invasão do Capitólio nos EUA, agora os gringos copiaram a fakeada do Bolsonaro (que foi com arma de fogo e não faca pois: EUA). equilíbrio é tudo.
#fediblock federate.net
white supremacism, misogyny, christofascism, fascism
for whatever reason, the admin followed me, I checked his profile and instance out and, bam, it was all there, including nazis from other instances communing with the admin.
I wanna go to the beach tomorrow.
so the whole world is gonna go into a new COVID19 surge and it's gonna be the US's fault.
sobre essa baixaria no contexto do #DragRaceBrasil: as queens não conversam entre si em pvt antes de fazerem declarações públicas? pergunto isso pois esse comportamento reativo sempre em público vai acabar isentando a manada de racistas e sorofóbicos e culpando somente as queens pela merda.
I have been seeing too many images without alt-text on my Mastodon timeline these past couple of weeks. what gives?
it makes me sad because there's been a lot of cool images I'd love to boost, but they don't have a description, so I won't boost them, of course.
the problem with #FAWM is that it's blocked on my work VPN and I wanna spend the whole day on the forums, hehehe
friendly reminder to PLEASE CAPTION/DESCRIBE YOUR IMAGES AND VIDEOS!!! and do it in an actual descriptive way, don't be lazy, please!!!
@rayshadows@ravenation.club ai que coisa linda! como se faz isso no Brasil? queria um dia retificar isso.
hey @quad9dns here in Lisbon I'm having a whole lotta trouble with your DNS: no resolutions and when they finally happen they are slooow, so basically my connection was unusable. I literally had to deactivate my DNS config to your servers to be able to send this toot, lol.
I should go to sleep, I have therapy in 7h
point your random finger
point it to the sky
bons dias, fedizens, como estão?
acordei com a notificação de recebimento da minha restituição do IRS muito providencial.
(qual a versão em Português da palavra "fedizen"? "fedidão" não soa nada bem...)
@Adam_Cadmon1@mastodon.online he misuses foundation, actually.
@fredbrooker@witter.cz which toot?
@sisif@mastodont.cat deu n'hi dò!!!!!! 🤮
@steven @joby @millihertz I have control over my router, it is actually mine, I bought it. the only limitation about it is installing the cable, nothing else.
but I will also look more into Cloudfare and VPNs, as you suggested, to make things more secure. thanks again for replying
wait, now maybe my posts can reach Bluesky? hello there?
@ElephantRadio@podcasts.cairobraga.com mais um teste, mais uma voltinha
ATENÇÃO PORTUGAL! Acontece neste sábado o #PODES2022, o festival português de #podcasts. Toda a programação e os nomeados para os prémios já estão disponíveis em https://podes.pt. A programação é toda gratuita, mas é necessário reservar bilhetes devido à lotação dos espaços. Vejo vocês por lá?
@campuscodi what's FSB? the text doesn't explain.
@elilla o correto seria -sama, não?
get your day going with this absolutely banging and underrated Pet Shop Boys single from the early 90s.
@dansup y'all are the CUTEST and HANDSOMEST, OMG!!! LL&P
apparently my #NetlabelDay release is now on streaming platforms. here's the link to listen to my "the front balcony" EP on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/album/1GftweU9sfmyIpwpyErV1q?si=J5lCzEWAR4e6AQXVqBdtnA
@thellocaeto BEM VINDOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEE
qlqr coisa q eu possa ajudar, só dizer. no mais, estão circulando hashtags para o pessoal novo: #MastoDicas #FediTips #MastoTips #TwitterMigration
@skye he individually goes by Chris, Redcar or just Red. AFAIK he didn't change his gov name yet. but the musical project is called Christine and The Queens (and, yes, The Queens are drag queens, according to him).
HAPPY NON-BINARY PEOPLE'S DAY!
HAPPY #NETLABELDAY!
here's #NewMusic from me to y'all
fui à AIMA para nada. o pedido da Certidão de Contagem de Tempo agora é feito online, através do envio de um formulário por email, pagamento de 22€ e uma espera que pode chegar a 6 semanas!!!
o detalhe é que esta informação NÃO EXISTE NO SITE OFICIAL DA AIMA!!! encontrei um "tutorial" no site de uma advogada: https://vivianperfeito.com/como-obter-a-certidao-de-contagem-de-tempo-de-residencia-para-pedido-de-nacionalidade-portuguesa/
aliás, no site oficial da AIMA existe um PDF informativo sobre os títulos de residência que diz que O PEDIDO DA CONTAGEM DE TEMPO DEVE SER FEITO PESSOALMENTE!!! BANDO DE INCOMPETENTES!!!
os serviços públicos de Portugal nos fazem de palhaços a torto e a direito, mas a AIMA me parece a campeã de desrespeito, incompetência, caos e merda.
de qualquer maneira, uma amiga que fez o pedido de nacionalidade ano passado disse que o notário nem pediu a ela a caralha da certidão de contagem de tempo, que não é considerado um documento obrigatório para o processo, então foda-se esta merda, sinceramente.
desejo um dia de glória para todas as companheiras, camaradas, guerreiras e queridas que vivem a mulheridade e a cada dia travam lutas inglórias. minha aliança será sempre com vocês.
amigues da #Tuga, existe alguma chance de Portugal seguir a Espanha nessa atitude de reconhecimento do Estado Palestino, considerando que nosso país é um cachorrinho dos EUA e do Reino Unido? #Portugal #Palestina
@ElephantRadio@podcasts.cairobraga.com não entendo
e lá vamos nós de novo testando...
@amydentata @ami_angelwings I am Pro Mo' Sexual, which means I'm for MORE sex for anyone who wants it.
Feliz Natal para @RuteRadio e seu clã, que foram quem me acolheram em sua casa no meu primeiro Dezembro imigrada em Portugal, lá em 2019. saudades sempre, amada Rute!
I was absolutely useless this morning and I did NOTHING I planned to do. now it's time to shower and go to work.
my inner child is so happy that my adult self decided to buy a pair of 8BitDo Pro 2 controllers a couple of years ago because now I can play Switch games on my PC (using the amazing Ryujinx) as if I was using a native Switch Pro Controller, with motion controls, rumble and all. and I already got started on SUPER MARIO ODYSSEY, yaaaaaaaaaay!!!
@pupchester I am FED UP, to be honest.
@fabiomrbarbosa I was not aware of how many other sites you were running concurrently. yeah, 4G is not enough for all of that. 😢
I wish a gruesome and painful death to Mark Zuckerberg.
I bid you adieu for now, fedizens! going to have some quality time with the boyfriend and cook him dinner. take care!
just on a quick overview of my facebook downloaded data, I found 2 songs of mine I thought were lost but weren't because I sent them to friends via messenger. can't wait to deep dive onto 20 years of facebook data. what treasures might I find?
the latest #DoctorWho episode is one hell of a script, and it demands attention, people. Brilliant! RTD, please marry me? 💖💖💖
@fabiomrbarbosa@fabiomrbarbosa.com oh no: https://twitter.com/marycagnin/status/1594190866041610240?s=20&t=YBWucTUzxTvWhKLbz9I0VQ
quem inventou o churrasco de carne bovina como conhecemos no Brasil foram povos indígenas da região onde hoje é o sul do Brasil, Uruguai e norte da Argentina.
mas quem teve a sua imagem associada e é creditado como "dono" da "tradição churrasqueira" são os colonos brancos e seus descendentes.
pois é.
well, I turned 34 today, still alive and well. that means I'm not the Next Jesus Christ Superstar, sorry.
something happened at work yesterday after dinner. I've been on an anxiety plateau since. not even good morning sex snapped me out of it completely. I was able to put it aside for the sex, but right after it came back like a steamroller. UGH!!!
@fabiomartins e tb para assuntos mais delicados e divisivos, como política, ciência, futebol e esportes em geral, ou até mesmo coisas mais pessoais e posts mais longos. use sempre se quiser.
@orlas vocês são ainda mais lindos e fofos pessoalmente
hace 4 años esto pasó: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRrV70lqqVQ
desde entonces: "remember, remember the 5th of November" tiene un nuevo significado para mi.
being an ethical affectionate slut is amazing :blobheart:
Yasutaka-sama Themes: GIRL
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL3tTnA7XGJmpcvquvKaN7NUcmKOWcuVR5&si=Zm1LCZLfzwWkaMcu
@ubuntustudio I hope to make @DiogoConstantino proud
@ritanobregagomes é pra seguir essa conta e/ou a do mstdn.social, Rita?
friendly reminder that Capitalism is one of the many heads of the White Supremacism hydra, such as Colonialism before it (and during it, actually, since it's absolutely not over at all).
@shello@octodon.social obrigadaaaaa
que dia! mas amanhã o #PODES2022 será lindo! ❤️
@DivineKestrel@chaosfem.tw so "Girls and Boys" by Blur, then.
just bought some #FAWM @fawm merch. hope it arrives in time for me to rock it during this epic 20th anniversary edition.
pessoal que chegou agora e é do design e das artes visuais, talvez gostem deste lindo bot: @randomColorContrasts
enfia tua cosmovisão cristã no RABO e RODAAAAAAAAAAA
@lusotart@pettingzoo.co everytime you talk about this agency I feel like giving you a hug, seems like such a shitty experience.
@falcennial @Garwboy let's not kink shame
seguimores, conseguem ver meu último boost?
@etherdiver this is no impediment, dear: the 14-in-28 is the challenge proposed, but for most of the 10 years I've been participating, I rarely get to that number of songs. and it is totally fine. take part anyway, to make friends, listen to and comment on other people's music, take part in creative games, challenges, propositions.
basta o Adrien Brody fazer um personagem real com um sotaque que não é o dele que ele ganha um Oscar, né. #Oscars2025
stringe al cuore della stella morente
it's saturday night
let's House with Miss Honey Dijon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UP30YbahRx4
testing @Castopod 1 2 3: https://podcasts.cairobraga.com/@ElephantRadio/episodes/elephant-radio-brasil-0-15-05-2013
I love being a slut.
@tarantelma confirmado que Portugal tem dois Bolsonaros, e não um só como se acreditava.
सुप्रभात, फेडिज़न्स! how about starting the day with one of the greatest film soundtracks ever made?
https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_ntXje7YCpn3kb3ghceciwanhk15JmIpFA
kisses and hugs to all who, like me, will work this sunday.
isn't it awesome when one of your favourite bands ever releases officially and in great audio quality songs from bootlegs that have been circulating online for decades? Primal Scream fans, such as myself, finally know that feeling, and it is GOOD!
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_n5DhiWLL8uSVy96kVlckwBrWCGLIt2l-E
I'm feeling good because I now have a unique identifier and can issue my own ISRCs, finally. ♥️
a gente tem a chance de virar o destino da internet de volta pra uma realidade aberta, descentralizada, verdadeiramente comunitária e livre, e diminuir o poder das grandes corporações centralizadoras. daí as pessoas preferem ir pra outra rede social centralizada só pq chama "koo".
so I wrote my first song of this #FAWM yesterday during my work shift using an email draft as my notepad.
@ApNudd what about enbys? 👀
CIRKUS MIRKUS!
@jalefkowit a new thing in 1995 that had its name coined in 1877, sure...
@skye @jollysea I've had long curly hair for more than a decade, and lotsa body hair, and can also confirm. and we didn't even mention underwear lint...
FELIZ ANAL E PRÓSPERO ÂNUS NOVO
ai que delícia de período sabático
so, mastodon.social is becoming a safe haven for bots, ads, spam and unfiltered graphic content every day... but someone from there reported a post of mine about the unaliving of CEOs in a matter of minutes.
so here's my advice: if you're bringing someone to the Fediverse and they decide to try Mastodon, actively unrecommend the bigger instances.
I am so angry and disheartened by these news about #Spotify and #Deezer, I still need some time to be able to verbalize everything that's going thru my head. all I can say right now is I wanna destroy them and burn them to the ground, along with major labels tbh. 😡
my plan is to transition this account into bring my main account, but without deleting my @cairobraga@queer.party account for the time being.
@GossiTheDog please add #AltText so our visually impaired friends can laugh too
I feel lucky this #NetlabelDay, even though I'm at work and unable to engage with the event and the community as I wanted. why?
1. because the platform on which Netlabel Day Radio is broadcasting ISN'T BLOCKED on my company's network, miraculously, so it's my work soundtrack for the day;
2. just a few minutes ago I listened to my own song being played on it and sent the link to some colleagues, they listened too.
thank you again, @wiloma
@elilla that's me when I started fisting, lol.
@orlas @vademetroananas ...e endinheirado.
I couldn't do #SpinTunes 22, SpinTunes 23 was announced. I'm gonna try again.
@vndmtrx @miugnutos@bolha.one @cadusilva vocês foram duplicades? eu fui, lol.
I ALWAYS read @benroyce 's username as BEYONCÉ, LOL
@elilla booked and busyyy
"nazi defenders" are just nazis.
no puedo reclamar de falta de suerte: por razón de mi desempleo y de una pausa de 1,5 semana en sus clases a la uni, mi amorcito podrá venir mañana para estar 1 semana conmigo.
estoy TAN FELIZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@elilla La Calcanhotto 💚 I love her since I was a kid. Esquadros, Pelos Ares, Programa, Parangolé Pamplona, Asas... so many bangers. 💚
remind me to never have relationships with closeted people again. 😖😖😖💔💔💔
no matter how many times I go thru it, grief is always a mushy process.
@elilla my imagination:
bigot: "do you have a penis?"
elilla: "yes, it's thick, juicy and can actually make women cum."
bigot: *runs away sobbing*
@altsoftdrink durante mais de uma década eu achava que era
"flying SORCERERS in the sky"
como se ele visse várias bruxas em vassouras cruzando o céu londrino
e fazia 100% de sentido na minha cabeça, lol
@altsoftdrink agorinha mesmo estou a segurar o outono nos dentes, mas é mesmo isso
dormi mal e pouco, passei mal da barriga, caí no sono por acidente depois de comer, lavei o cabelo, estou exausta PORÉM: a caminho do meu local de votação em Lisboa. #Eleições2022 #LulaPresidente
I have a question: y'all are aware that the Kinsey scale is way outdated, surpassed, overcome and downright incorrect when put in context with the knowledge we have about human sexuality, gender identity, gender expression and romantic inclinations in 2024, right? y'all are aware of that, aren't ya?!
I have been very angry, my dear people, and my recent posts reflect that. I hope you can respect my right to express it.
@limebar oh, this sounds like a dream, lucky you 💖💖💖
@fabiomrbarbosa@fabiomrbarbosa.com I will NEVER EVER EVER get over this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWHd9HmM8rk NEVEEEEEEEEEERRRRRR ❤️
mi vuelo a Madrid está retrasado 1h40 y el piloto dice "sorry for the SLIGHT delay" en su mensaje de bienvenida. comunicación desonesta: más un servicio EasyJet.
FFFUUUCCCKKK THE UNITED STATES OF AMERIKKKA!!!!!!!!!
@KarenWyld I'm a POC but not a mod, since I admin my own single-user instance. love your post and initiative. can/should I boost it?
coisas da vida imigrante que quase ninguém fala sobre: quando morre alguém querido, estar longe dói mais.
does anyone know if #Bluesky is gonna make their AT Protocol interoperable with #ActivityPub and the rest of the #Fediverse? and if so, what do the fedizens think about it? is it just as bad as #Threads joining the Fediverse?
well... fuck!
I should be sleeping.
hay algun Relay Server enfocado en instancias hispanoablantes? #FediTips #FediHelp #relays
@COVID19_DISEASE@mastodon.social is this happening only in the US?
OMFG, do I always sound too flirty when I'm just trying to be cute and nice?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
people who make "my favourite music of this year" lists and then it's ALL MUSIC SUNG IN ENGLISH are embarassing, honestly.
FERNANDA TORRES, INDICADA AO OSCAR DE MELHOR ATRIZ!!!
here's wishing Apartheid Clyde dies a horrible atrocious painful death, the sooner the better.
@luckytran this is a nice post, but the image is not described. let's not forget that accessibility is class justice.
@Zandarvts 🎯
@elilla congratulations on being the next step of human evolution 😜
boku no TIME WARP...
僕の TIME WARP...
@joaombarbosa oh lindão, mas descrever as imagens é uma questão de educação e respeito à comunidade que aqui está. este bot te ajuda a não esquecer de fazê-lo.
malta de Portugal, uma pergunta: existe alguma proibição em casas e restaurantes de fado com relação a mulheres tocarem instrumentos? só isso explicaria a total dominância de homens nas guitarras, violas, baixos e flautas, não é mesmo? me incomoda um bocado isso...
@alekram boooooraaa
Oh, Zot! Nomadic Identity is Coming to ActivityPub https://wedistribute.org/2024/03/activitypub-nomadic-identity/ #MikeMacgirvin, #NomadicIdentity, #Zot from @news by @deadsuperhero
@ApNudd serving KUNST at the ball
I'm not sorry, but if you're a visual artist on the Fediverse and DOESN'T PUT ALT TEXT ON YOUR POSTS WITH IMAGES OF YOUR OWN ARTWORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will go one step further and block you. because being a visual artist and not describing your own artwork is not just careless, it's wilfully ableist.
#AltText #ableism #ImageDescriptions #Fediverse #accessibility
e eu que achei que morreria antes do Silvio Santos...
this was a very happy weekend. the next is gonna be even happier (I'm gonna be with my Príncipe Toledano).
em entrevista publicada hoje no Diário de Notícias, Eduardo Oliveira e Sousa, presidente da Confederação de Agricultores de Portugal disse: "Nos casos de escravatura, os agricultores muitas vezes são vítimas, não responsáveis". ele também alegou: "Pode haver agricultores que, por desconhecimento das regras, se envolvam em situações em que acabam por ser apanhados nessa malha sem saberem".
o colonialismo segue vivíssimo e desonesto, como sempre.
I do LQA for videogames for a living since July and it gave me the confidence to contribute to FOSS projects I use and love in an area I can actually make a difference: LOCALIZATION!
I barely started, but here's hoping I can do that to many FOSS projects in 2025
@anna that is also true in the FLOSS space, even in the Fediverse (the obvious difference from Big Tech being the possibility to fork and adapt). but still, Mastodon devs REFUSE year after year to listen to their non-white non-Global-North users when it comes to safety tooling in the software, for example. it is a descentralized federated free and libre open-source network but is still being originated by Global North people, their social notions and limited worldviews, and that is very problematic.
@Khayman I don't know about Europe, but in the Americas it's very much still a thing.
GODSTRAKTA
vamos a volar...
@esqrever mais um ponto no longo conto "A CM do Porto odeia pessoas LGBT".
@fabiomrbarbosa@fabiomrbarbosa.com I KNEW you were going to binge it in one go. I still have to start it, but tell me: yay or nay?
@queerness@mastodon.lol eu estou aqui mal contendo as lágrimas. é mesmo esperança imensa, depois de 6 anos de desgraças deliberadas com governantes anti-povo.
it's been 4 days of pure bliss touristing with my dads in Portugal. now I have 4 more days of work and then, from the 11th to the end of August it's all vacations and good times with them, woohoo!!!
(I'm afraid of how I'll feel when they go back to Brazil, tho.)
meu final de semana de autocuidado e cuidado do meu espaço (meu quarto) foi arruinado nas horas finais por quem? a proprietária do apartamento em que moro!
all landlords are bastards!
WHO WROTE THE DISNEY CHANNEL THEME? is the question that drives this astounding and surprising documentary that I just finished watching and recommend to you all: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_rjBWmc1iQ
it's about broadcasting, it's about music, it's about art, it's about what it means to leave a legacy.
when I look to the world thru the #birdsite lens I don't wanna be a part of it nor take part in it.
@reigilgamesh GO GO GO GILGAAAAAAAAAAAAA
a inação das autoridades e governos estadunidenses vai fazer com que o resto do mundo passe por mais uma onda de COVID. e depois vão tentar culpar a China.
@queerness@mastodon.lol VIVA! to many more 33 years of love and companionship! you both look gorgeous and cute
@GelatDeTramussos una #FediTip: com pràctica d'accessibilitat, és millor escriure hashtags en CamelCase, per eixample: #AnemHiJuntes
d'aquesta mena softwares lectors de pantalles poden llegir de forma coherent a una frase sense pauses.
malta de #Lisboa, peço indicações pois estou à procura de um novo trabalho. envio meu CV a quem quiser. agradeço desde já! ❤️
how about an apocalyptic christmas powered by catalonian tradition? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGBW9Py22y8
@beto I would LIVE!!! that sounds so awesome
RIP #NaNoWriMo
what's up, fedizens?
so, basically, Netanyahu's government is a nazifascist regime?
how ironic.
GOP'ers in the US, specially politicians and rich people, need to start getting mass-shot during gatherings.
I've been having trouble with my Mastodon instance, but I'll wait to get home and restart the container before I cry for help here. :(
@TQ yeesh...
trabalho de formiguinha, meus amores, é...
it's 2025 and the Steam Client is STILL a 32-bit binary with no 64-bit option.
geez...
job hunting is TORTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
feeling things is great, but sometimes it is exhausting.
well, fedizens, I did it: my Redmi Note 9S now runs @e_mydata, with full control over trackers and ads combining the ROM's features with additional FOSS tools/apps.
I'm still in the process of reinstalling my apps and it took me a while to figure out how to re-obtain full multi-camera access, but thanks to the amazing community of #GCam modders dedicated to #Xiaomi "miatoll" devices in #India, I now have a camera app even better than the one that came with MIUI, with outstanding quality, features and control.
one more step in taking back my digital life as my own.
it is #BandcampFriday, my dear fedizens! did y'all know I have a fairly big catalogue of music over there that you can download on a #NameYourPrice basis? well, let me show you: https://cairobraga.bandcamp.com/
don't forget to support not just me, but other musician friends (and people you never met) on this beautiful day
@torparskytt @jwildeboer I didn't say that I think this is going to make any phones cheaper to buy, so why are YOU saying that? don't twist my words or put words in my mouth, please.
o Spodrefy meteu o "Extremamente Desagradável" num widget de "Podcasts que podes gostar".
algoritmo burro do caralho!
oh, wow!
HURRY UP, WE'RE DREAMING is still a monumental masterpiece of an album, huh?
fucking love it so much!!!
🥺 
"o verme passeia na lua cheia!"
ao longo de 2024 observei que os fedizens tugas que sigo e que me aparecem via boosts tem uma altíssima tendência a publicar imagens sem descrição, o que já é péssimo por si só, mas sabem o que é ainda pior? isto inclui muitas organizações e propostas coletivas, e pessoas individuais que se dizem de esquerda, revolucionárias, defensoras dos direitos humanos, da diversidade e da inclusão. aparentemente para elas esta visão de mundo não inclui pessoas com deficiências e/ou necessidades especiais.
PAREM DE SER CAPACITISTAS, FEDIZENS TUGAS, EU VOS IMPLORO!!!
funcionou mais ou menos, outra tentativa: @vicpedia.bsky.social @vicpedia.bsky.social
@ApNudd oh, wait, I just realized what you meant in your OP. I just woke up so it took me a hot minute to remember that elastic bands and hair ties are not the same thing, lol. ESL problems.
#MoodOfTheDay https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09BkUQFWQgs #music #NowPlaying #Iceland
@fifilamoura @gwynnion this is an amazing analysis, Fifi, thank you so much for sharing it. it also makes so much sense, even more so for the rest of us around the world who grew up culturally colonized by this US-American obsession with "redempting the abuser" via audiovisual media.
os transportes públicos da Grande Lisboa são uma merda.
saí de casa para chegar num compromisso 20min antes do horário.
saí de casa 8h10 para pegar o autocarro 8h15. o autocarro chegou 15min atrasado, levou 10min até a estação ao invés de 5min por excesso de tráfego. perdi um comboio por segundos. entrei no seguinte que passou uns 7min depois. ele ia só até Oeiras, mas não tinha como saber pois não trazia indicação na frente e não há anúncios sonoros para isso em Algés. ao chegar em Oeiras, eu definitivamente não era o único supreso com o aviso de "paragem terminal". 13min depois chega outro comboio com paragem terminal em Oeiras. 2min depois, pelas 9h16, chega um que vai até Cascais.
meu compromisso era às 9h15 em Cascais
vou chegar mais de 20min atrasado, sob o risco de levar com a "cara na porta".
os transportes públicos da Grande Lisboa são uma merda.
vull trobar més catalanoparlants al Fediverso, persones, ajudeu-me, sisplau!
OMG, I'll finally be able to make my self-hosted public online #Panorama #PhotoSphere gallery!!!
here's a test: https://img.cairobraga.com/picture.php?/12/category/2
@orlas um grande beijinho pra ti tb, Orlas seu lindoooooo!
fuck Meta!!!
fuck Mark Zuck'!!!
fuck them all!!!
after months of abandonment, I am back! let's see if I can make this beauty happen the way I want it to.
@lusotart nail polish gradients are for professionals, honestly (is it OK if I laughed at the malepolish tag?)
@mihira partner is really nice, but I was looking for something cuter, hehehe.
hi, fedizens, how is it going?
I need your help/opinion on something: should I use my Mastodon acc as a full-on multimedia endeavour (since we can post pics, videos, gifs and even audio here) or should I create a Pixelfed acc for pics/videos and do only text and audio on Mastodon?
just saw someone using "polite tone" as a defense to why someone who's being racist on the fedi shouldn't be called out for being racist on the fedi.
https://social.coop/@lucasgonze@indieweb.social/112877526135814340
the level of dishonesty is STAGGERING
@ricardoramos eu tenho feito tudo com muita calma e paciência, pois os tropeços no caminho podem ser muitos, às vezes no meio de pesquisar sobre uma plataforma para algo, descobres outra melhor pras tuas necessidades. recomendo ir fazendo de bocado em bocado, mas ñ deixar de fazer, sabes?
after a perfect weekend, in 4 days comes the birthday vacation. I am super pumped to turn 33 and for the trip itself!
@chris_e_simpson @obeto@mas.to I agree, this to me is clearly a mechanism to keep salaries, morale, motivation, security and initiative LOW amongst the working class.
dia de faxina hardcore. mas a preguiça também está hardcore, lol.
I need to remind myself to check if someone describes their images before following them. *sigh*
good morning, fediverse! how's it going?
yesterday I was introduced to the Raclette, and I fucking loved ittttttt!!!!
when I have my own place I'll buy a Raclette maker for sure!
@orlas @fabiomrbarbosa sei que é um atalho, mas sugiro q tb podes fazer referência com base no grupo: membro da equipa de supervisão, membro da supervisão, membro supervisor.
I can't believe I just had to sit thru a coaching session with a company psychologist that cited Steven Pinker and Jordan Peterson while saying they're both the "most important psychologists of our time".
@alekram olares! benvinde ao Fediverso! aqui um vídeo que pode te ajudar: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S57uhCQBEk0
let's run a major update on this server? yes, let's!
@KFuentesGeorge US-Americans*
from the news we've been getting, I am almost convinced that the USA and the UK are collective hallucinations in a state of unhinged escalation of surrealism and terror.
@skye 😍 🥵😍 🥵 😍 🥵
@elilla ñ sabia deste pormenor. sempre disse e escrevi Miyazaki-sama 😵 obrigada pela info.
@errol it has to do with how federation works. I don't know the tech details, but it's the same logic as world maps on Age of Empires and Diablo: it shows you more as you touch new grounds.
@fredbrooker@witter.cz nah, it doesn't. I recommend you use the help of @PleaseCaption
ATENÇÃO AMÉRICA LATINA E CPLP: O BRASIL VOLTOU, MEUS AMORES!!!
Amanda Palmer & Neil Gaiman officially announced their divorce. 😢
so the USA just elected their first transgender congressperson, congratulations! but let's not forget:
Trinidad & Tobago and Brazil did it before, 2 years ago. (Brazil elected two trans congresspersons in the same year, so it's a double first time)
Canada, The Netherlands and Germany did it before, 3 years ago.
Thailand did it before, 5 years ago.
the Philippines did it before, 8 years ago.
Uruguay did it before, 9 years ago.
Venezuela and Belgium did it before, 10 years ago.
Poland did it before, 13 years ago.
Indonesia did it before, 15 years ago.
Italy did it before, 18 years ago.
and Aotearoa New Zealand did it first, 25 years ago.
@vkc we appreciate you, Veronica 💚💚💚
hola mi bebebé
há 3 ideias de podcast pulando na minha cabeça há uns 2 anos e desde Julho me propus a decidir até o final do ano qual delas vou tornar realidade primeiro. pois afinal de contas me decidi e hoje oficialmente iniciei a pré-produção fazendo pesquisa. será que vem aí?
animadésima para ir com um amigo colorido para a Sitges Bear Week em Setembro, yeeeeeeeeeeeey!!!
#FediBlock suggestion: annihilation.social
reason: queerphobia, racism, xenophobia, sexism, hate speech in general, no moderation, no rules.
proof/receipts: just take a look at their public timeline and scroll for a minute.
Karla Sofía Gascón: the Spanish Caitlyn Jenner.
em Grândola o Chunga ficou em segundo!!! #Portugal #eleições
Ālea iacta est.
@vndmtrx abraços transatlânticos
@NadiaPurge then do it HIGH FEMME, the queens are always saying "drag is an armor", maybe it can work for you in this situation.
mais uma vez a tootar do trabalho, hihihihihihihi
@Khayman por eso voy por AirBNB, ya estuve en Madrid por 35€/noche por un piso entero.
the #NetlabelDay Online Radio broadcast (by @wiloma) is still going and you should listen to it: https://www.internet-radio.com/station/netlabelday/ 🎵📻
@humanhorseshoes @benroyce @Soulshine say no more. *blocked*
@elilla great minds etc https://toot.cairobraga.com/@cairobraga/113709305826996595
eu não aguento mais esta insónia 😢
in this very moment I'm importing my posts from @cairobraga@queer.party to @cairobraga@gts.cairobraga.com using #slurp by @vyr as a kinda test. yesterday I imported the emojos, which went almost smoothly, despite a few hiccups and some manual solutions I had to make for them to be surpassed.
this post backdating feature inaugurated in the latest @gotosocial release is a big game-change-starter for ActivityPub and Fediverse platforms in general. one can only hope that @Gargron and the #Mastodon dev team finally solve this huge missed feature in their software.
a big thank you to the whole #GoToSocial team, to Vyr specially for being so attentive and lovely in her replies to me.
como falar de clássicos e hinos sem falar de ERVA VENENOSA da Santa Rita de Sampa lançada no ano 2000, não é mesmo...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxC7luOOBBc
...que na real foi versionada originalmente no Brasil pelos Golden Boys em 1965...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWLQCpi4g3w
...regravada pelos Herva Doce em 1982...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8RMEA1lWFwk
...e que é uma versão de POISON IVY, do quarteto The Coasters, gravada originalmente em 1959: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lbrtRlAtNys
counting the days to have him back in my arms...
11 days.
my new EP for #NetlabelDay #NonBinaryPeoplesDay #NonBinaryDay is out for free (or pay-what-you-want), exclusively on Bandcamp (more platforms coming soon). it's called "the front balcony" and was more complicated to finish than I anticipated, lol. give it a listen here: https://cairobraga.bandcamp.com/album/the-front-balcony
I prepared 4 songs for it, but only was able to finish 2 in time for release date. sometimes it happens when you're a "dayjobber" musician. I wanna thank @wiloma not only for running #NetlabelDay so brilliantly but also for cheering me on to make this release. despite the hardships, I am very proud of the 2 songs I was able to make, they are weird and mean a lot to me. I hope they resonate with you too.
boosts are very appreciated 
#NewMusic #Music #Musodon #IndieMusic #ElectronicMusic #ExperimentalMusic #MastoArt #FediMusic #FediArt #Art #CCMusic #NewRelease #QueerArt #QueerMusic
Feliz Dia Internacional da Luta das Mulheres #IWD #8M
lembro às pessoas LGBTQIAP+ que sem as lutas das mulheres, das pessoas racializadas e dos povos indígenas não teríamos o nosso movimento como é hoje e nem a consciência de uma existência intersseccional.
@jawarajabbi @pixplz sorry, how does quoting Biden amount to hating Biden?
@TrippingBallsThroughHistory I have to tell you that: no. their arcane upload system was its main flaw throughout its history and it never improved. the few times I tried to get back on board to fully use it, this was my reason not to, everytime. the last time being last February.
@flockofnazguls@mastodon.flockofnazguls.com now THIS I can do
friendly reminder to describe your images, preferably describe them apropriately (no need to be lazy). in case you need help creating this habit, you can use @PleaseCaption
pessoas de países "desenvolvidos" que votam em papel: por favor não venham dizer que o sistema de voto eletrônico brasileiro não é confiável. grata.
@mythopoetica CONGRATS!!! I'm 33, still trying to make learning piano viable for myself, even though I started composing/producing music when I was 12. I thank you for sharing this, it gives me hope to defend myself against the "you're too old to learn this" voices inside my head.
@queerterpreter I love "my liege"
@thellocaeto YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS multi-award-winning, honeeeeeeey
@joaopinho@masto.pt se um dos contra-argumentos é o aumento da jornada, pois que se regule e legisle para que isso não aconteça. não adianta nada uma semana de 4 dias se a jornada diária aumentar de 8h para 10h ou mesmo 12h.
ainda explodindo de amor e felicidade por ter feito parte da equipa do #PODES2022. foi muito lindo o evento ontem, conheci muita gente que admiro e acompanho, revi muita gente amada, pude fazer algo que amo relacionado a outro algo que amo.
hoje já volto ao cotidiano desapaixonado e desamado das imposições capitalistas, mas ao menos tenho toda essa energia de ontem correndo dentro de mim pra tornar as coisas mais leves.
que seja uma boa semana pra todes.
good morning, fedizens, how y'all doing?
in 2h I'll be hugging my dads for the first time in 4 years. what are your plans for today?
all I wanna be is in love
para minha amada malta tuga, isto aqui resume um bocado o que são as Festas dos Santos de Junho no Brasil: uma amálgama de cultura indígena, africana e portuguesa para aquecer os nossos invernos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qE-ZFlt3_KM
kaô kabecilê, Xangô!
this article is very eye-opening: "How American citizens are leading rise of ‘settler violence’ on Palestinian lands": https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/dec/15/biden-extremist-jewish-settlers-travel-ban-loophole?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other
at the same time, after reading it, I was unsurprised: after all, the USA and Israel are two heads of the same hydra, and that also applies to most of their citizens.
what if I don't go to work today? 🤔
@ApNudd please tell me you're not using America to refer to the US.
@hannu_ikonen@zeroes.ca banning a color from being worn is a special kind of feudal fascism, damn
people in the US need to register to vote for EVERY SINGLE ELECTION CYCLE, then they can get their registration NULLIFIED in a whole variety of ways, then they have to REGISTER TO VOTE AGAIN and in some cases they have TO SUE TO BE ABLE TO REGISTER TO VOTE!!! and then every state has DIFFERENT ELECTORAL RULES AND PRACTICES!!!
and y'all have the cheek, the nerve, the gall, the audacity and the gumption to call that country a DEMOCRACY???
OK, as alterações à Lei de Nacionalidade em #Portugal foram publicadas no DRPT a 05/03 e entram em vigor em 01/04.
https://diariodarepublica.pt/dr/detalhe/lei-organica/1-2024-854130977
foco no A15P4:
"Para os efeitos de contagem de prazos de residência legal previstos na presente lei, considera-se igualmente o tempo decorrido desde o momento em que foi requerida a autorização de residência temporária, desde que a mesma venha a ser deferida."
submeti meu pedido de residência a 20/02/2020 e ela foi emitida em 22/04/2022. isso significa que poderei dar entrada no processo de naturalização por tempo de residência a partir de 20/02/2025, e não 22/04/2027 como seria com as regras anteriores.
ao menos UMA boa notícia aos imigrantes em Portugal em meio à tempestade de merda que estamos vivendo com os serviços públicos.
@BeAware@social.beaware.live @mikey my personal disliking comes from the fact that it's been widely used on twitter to expose, harass, dogpile and attack people. I myself was a victim of this many times on hellsite, and it was fucking horrible, and it's worsened since Apartheid Clyde took over.
@SamLawton @jovial_cynic yes, that's why I said "manifestation of", very much like how academic writing also is. that is not to say that all the forms or authors are white supremacist in themselves (although there is debate about the form aspect, most prominently in the visual arts, and for the vast majority of history the authors were indeed white supremacists), but that they are used, in terms of content and context, to maintain the idea that "white culture is superior, therefore white people are superior". let's not forget that all of this and colonialism are absolutely entangled. which brings us back to the situation described by the OP.
não adianta, gente, Elis cantando COMO NOSSOS PAIS me destrói completamente todas as vezes.
"São Paulo é como o mundo todo, no mundo um grande amor perdi..."
(VACA PROFANA na cabeça o dia todo)
🎵 the 2nd volume of my #JUVENILIA series is out now! come listen for the first time to what a tweenager Cairo made in his bedroom 20 years ago. available on Bandcamp (and other music platforms):
https://cairobraga.bandcamp.com/album/juvenilia-originals-vol-2
boosts are very appreciated.
:ablobcatheartsqueeze:
#Music #musodon #NewMusic #ElectronicMusic #ExperimentalMusic #IndieMusic #IndieArtist #CreativeCommons #CCMusic #Premiere #NewRelease #MastoArt #FediMusic #FediArt #Art #Arte #Música #Musik #Musique #Portugal #Brasil #QueerArt #QueerArtist #QueerMusic #Queer #LGBT #Pride
I will still have Win10 installed in my new laptop for necessity reasons, BUT I will make the effort of using Linux as my main OS in it as a pathway towards transition. I've been wanting to become a "full-time user" of Linux for 15 years now and it's high time I make the effort to actually do it. #LinuxTransition
tou a pagar um balúrdio por uma ecografia no privado, marcada para 10h50, cheguei 10h35 e ainda n fui atendido às 11h15!!!
hoje é domingo
hoje é 23 de abril
diada de Sant Jordi
dia del llibre
Ogunhê patacorí
festa en Catalunya, no Rio de Janeiro, e no Orum
@elilla keeping that domme energy flowing even in text form. and we thank you for it, ma'am.
@elilla @ein_wesen validated by moldy sexism, yay?
minhas deusas, como assim só hoje descobri que a futura presidenta do Brasil, Erika Hilton, fez UFSCar, assim como eu?!?!?!
I'm loving AGATHA ALL ALONG 💚
so this Uber driver wanted to make conversation while taking me back home from the gay bathhouse. I mentioned I was at a "bar" partying with friends and he asked me if I went to bars to meet women and I said no. he then asked if I had a girlfriend already and I said no, I have a boyfriend. "oh", he replied and proceeded to ask questions out of genuine ignorance, including "in your relationship, who is the man and who is the woman". at some point he asked me if I'm sure I'm not into women, to which I responded that I experimented basically everything when I was in college and, yeah, I'm not sexually nor romantically attracted to women. "oh, so you tried dating women... but are you sure?", he continued. "well, yes, are YOU sure you're not interested in men? have you experimented? you could be bisexual, most people are, including my boyfriend", I replied.
ABSOLUTE SILENCE...
for the rest of the ride.
@thepoliticalcat my point is that millenials lived half a century of technological transitions in less than 20 years, the difference is the pace in which things happen and how our efforts to acquire skills become fruitless faster.
"Tá na hora do Jair Embora" é O MAIOR HIT BR de 2022, não tem pra mais ninguém. a certified BOP! #music #NowPlaying #FestivalDoFuturo
@diegomota olha, considerando o friozinho, um chá ia bem mesmo (ñ bebo café)
o filme dos SUPER MARIO BROS é uma carta de amor a quase 40 anos de história da franquia. amei o roteiro, a animação é de babar de tão espetacular e a música é irretocável.
e o conceito "Peach: Princesa Guerreira" é tudo pra mim!!!
@skye his latest album is a masterpiece and he's astounding live too!
@captbarba79 foi o que eu fiz hoje o dia INTEIRO, sem culpa.
@scinuno nossa, quanta biolência!
is @funkwhale still being developed?
@fabio@fabiomrbarbosa.com tás TÃO GIRO na tua foto de banner 😍😍😍
ser mulher, LGBTQI+, pessoa gorda, PCD/PNE, neurodivergente, pessoa racializada e/ou pessoa migrante é ter inimigos em absolutamente TODOS os pontos do espectro político.
@limebar I did a few weeks ago when I received the notification from HaveIBeenPwned about the leak.
and 2 days from 2024 I am single again. I feel fucking awful, terrible, like in a void of loneliness. what a horrible fucking week.
@ruikubla@coletivos.org sobreviver a uma tentativa de homicídio violenta praticada asocos e chutes por 6 homens com motivações homofóbicas na semana em que Bozonazi foi eleito tem seus ônus, pelos vistos. 🤷🏼♂️
eu sempre fico passada com quem se importa e engaja e discute com outrem e se dedica a se informar sobre os tais números financeiros de bilheterias de filmes como se fosse algo que mudasse a vida de alguém que não seja o grupinho de pessoas que vai embolsar esses números.
as pessoas literalmente criam rivalidades e disputas com base no "meu filme favorito fez mais dinheiro que o teu", como se isso significasse algo na vida delas. ou, pior, "minha cantora favorita vende mais que a tua".
o capitalismo neoliberal enquanto sociopsicologia venceu.
enquanto isso, essas mesmas pessoas tem artistas em seus círculos de amigos lutando para fazer uma vida com a sua arte e recebendo zero atenção de quem está ao seu lado, mas só briga por Marvel x DC, Taylor x Miley na internet todos os dias, o dia todo.
desesperança.
@fabiomrbarbosa what happened to your instance?
omg this is extremely ridiculous and it's all EBU's fault. stop negating reality, goddamnit! https://eurovoix.com/2022/04/28/ukraine-eurovision-staging-apolitical/
na #MusiQuinta sobre #putaria vamos aprender que muitas canções de Blues dos anos 1920 e 1930 eram muito mais safadas, cabronas e explícitas que várias coisas que se fazem hoje em dia. essa é pra quem acha que "hoje em dia as músicas só falam de sexo, antigamente não era assim", LOL!
"Now if fuckin' was the thing, that would take me to heaven
I'd be fuckin' in the studio, till the clock strike eleven
Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry
I would fuck you baby, honey I'd make you cry"
🥵
the @eff can get EFFED!!!
eu acho muito curioso que mesmo depois de 2 textos queerfóbicos publicados na Visão, e fazendo parte da onda de bullying opinionista, e dizendo coisas muito problemáticas no rádio, muita gente continua a ouvir e amar o Extremamente Desagradável e sua apresentadora... 🤔
@elilla FÓFIS!
"Lula pode vir a Lisboa no caminho para a COP27." quero tirar uma foto com Lulinha!
acabo de ver que os emigrantes portugueses elegeram 2 deputados do Chaga, 1 da AD e 1 do PS. pessoas que são emigradas de Portugal e imigrantes em outros países votaram para eleger deputados fascistas racistas anti-imigração no seu país de origem.
a dissonância cognitiva é infinita. o supremacismo branco e o fascismo também, parece.
i la comunitat catalanoparlant del #fediverso, on es troba?
two more weeks til I have my babo back in my arms
@clima Oeiras, Portugal
today it's been 6 years since I became a survivor of violent queerphobia and the sequence of events that brought me to Portugal was triggered.
HERE'S A SONG TO REAFFIRM LIFE: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRrV70lqqVQ
Content Warning for the next link: it depicts my face minutes after I survived the murder attempt - https://www.instagram.com/p/BsJl7fJg7zp/
omg @beto acabei de ver a tua compra no meu bandcamp
muito obrigada! 🥰
@xanoquita acho que se a imagem tiver descrição mais gente dará boost.
@dsfgs@mastodon.sdf.org @pixelfed @pixelfedde_ci @cloudflare so even tho, despite not being an expert nor rich but still capable enough to run it on a budget, I have my own physical server in my own bedroom and I do it all myself to make it work (ie. this very mastodon instance I'm using to write and send this), just because I use Cloudflare to make all of this more viable to myself, I am not self-hosting???
pfvr dormindo
@elilla any queer person being early? esto non ecziste (autocrítica)
I have been listening to this song on repeat for like a week, trying to penetrate all it's elements and intricacies, trying to let all the meaning and emotion from it penetrate me. I feel I need to sing it, perform it and fall down crying to it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNh-6sNxx6A
hoje é o último dia de trabalho de 2022, yay!
@ApNudd (US-Americans*)
@dansup I'm against her because from the comments she made about the other girls I could notice she's clearly fatphobic, one of them gays whose religion is to worship skinnyness. AND THEN because she's discount Jimbo. hope she goes home ASAP.
I'll do a cover of this song one day, hehehe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xqTMGWizlpk
qual a hashtag? tou sintonizada na RTP para ver a Fernandinha ganhar #Oscars2025
e que safoda "Emilia Perez"!!!
sorry, but: how is Trump still allowed to run for President?
Bozonazi vai fugir pra Gringolândia para não ter que passar a faixa presidencial (nem correr o risco de ser preso tão logo). A ele e a todo esse desgoverno e seus apoiantes, dedico uma linda cançoneta de final de ano: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5hvakZf8qw
@dusepo igualmente! 
@errol amplifying federation it's not totally based on following and the replies not appearing in their entirety it's not hiding: it is "not finding", which is actually different. it's meant to work like that to guarantee the organic element of the network and to make the discovery element of community literal and technical at the same time. (at least that's what I understood from the reading I did on the subject up to this point)
I tend to think that people that say "taking joy in someone's suffering or death is always wrong" never was a direct or indirect target of violence, hate and/or abuse of power. but I'm just a hate crime/murder attempt survivor, what do I know?
I wonder if @binster will ever release more .mpegasus music...
@altsoftdrink tentei assistir e não aguentei 5min. ele pausando a cada parte de frase do Traoré...
omg, @musicman, what's the ID on the track you played on your "Slot 5" program block for Netlabel Day 2024 Radio mega-transmission that goes "I can't stop thinking about you, I can't stop"? it's SO GOOD! I need it!
in a mood for comfortable, familiar, nostalgic music. enter: Belle & Sebastian.
there were people making VIDEOCALLS during Peggy Gou's set at Sónar Lisboa, SCREAMING to the people on the other side of the call. WTF?!
OMG, Joanne K.Row, I too can't wait for you to be arrested, you disgraceful nazi piece of shit. ❤️
@pzg@masto.pt nem graças a deus nem graças ao cláudio ramos, que é uma bicha conformista, assimilacionista e abertamente misógina e homofóbica.
@elilla that sounds AWESOME
will Robyn ever release another album?
@itsian it's such a beautiful photo, kudos! can you please add a description to it so our siblings with visual discapacities also feel like they belong? ❤️
it's complicated when you break up the relationship because of incompatibilities and both of you stay loving and in love with each other. 😕
working under an NDA is SO FRUSTRATING sometimes...
a country that has death penalty and still calls itself "the best" and "the greatest" and "the leaders of the free world". fuck the USA!
last boost: a mensagem também vale muito para Portugal, Espanha, França, Alemanha, Itália, Reino Unido, Brasil, Argentina, Chile, Austrália...
@billzismyname why you spitting facts on the day of lies, my liege?
@miugnutos@bolha.one alternativamente: fdx, mal espero pro fds!
so, fedizens, I need your ideas: I want to migrate permanently from this Mastodon account to my new @gotosocial account at @cairobraga@gts.cairobraga.com, but I would like to at least try to migrate my posts in some way or form.
I can think of boosting posts from this account in the new one, but would those boosts survive if I ever take this instance offline for good?
I can also think of manually and contextually re-posting toots from this account in the new one, but that sounds extremely laborious and might be confusing to my followers.
is there any other way I could go about this that doesn't involve waiting patiently for the day when fediverse platform devs will finally implement an organic and native way of migrating whole accounts, including posts? any suggestions?
I thank you in advance!
#FediMeta #FediHelp #Fediverse #Mastodon #GoToSocial #FediMigration
I wish twitter would implode/explode already so people can FINALLY abandon it.
@etherdiver oh, nice! I think you can combine them
@xanoquita fica a dica: @PleaseCaption
pelo andar da carruagem, vou ter de guardar dinheiro para processar o IRN (ou até mesmo o Estado Português) para que uma lei publicada e com efeito iniciado no passado Março seja respeitada e praticada no próximo Março...
@ruloleaks that part is your choice entirely. in that case, I suggest you choose a server based on the rules they have and if they defederated servers widely known to be toxic, hateful and/or plain illegal/criminal. I'd also recommend not choosing a big server as they tend to get off the rails when it comes to moderation and stability, resulting in them being defederated from a chunk of the Fediverse.
pqp a pouco mais de 1h da hora de dormir e AINDA tou com o tesão de 7 Anittas...
I should be sleeping, yeah...
sleeping, yeah!
well, fuck
which reminds me that in December I want to do a video narrating my first year of #SelfHostAdventures #SelfHosting #SelfHosted #SelfHost
hmmm, Imma be honest: I don't like the new icons on the Mastodon web interface. I prefer the previous ones, aesthetically speaking.
I feel like we the queers don't want people to remember that Tim Cook is queer because we wish he wasn't, disgusting piece of shit that he is.
@billzismyname it was meh, I worked, but I ate veggie pizza for dinner, so ok.
será que existe algum Relay Server focado em instâncias lusófonas? #FediTips #FediHelp #Relays
quase 2023 e ainda há pessoas que se dizem ativistas, progressistas, militantes (e entidades culturais, jornalísticas, educacionais...), e que não descrevem as imagens que publicam no Fediverso. (e há outras que colocam descrições... que não descrevem nada, mas isso é conversa para outro dia: baby steps).
eu até compreendo que a maioria de vocês que se encaixam no recorte que eu fiz está no Fediverso há menos de 3 meses, mas fica difícil levar a sério os ativismos quando a acessibilidade está a ser deliberadamente ignorada, não é mesmo?
well, I decided I will officially release everything musical that survived my great HDD disaster of last year (in which I lost basically a whole decade of my life due to a physical unrecoverable disk failure).
there will be demos, unfinished stuff, some finished but never released, even video material. I need to turn that page of my creative life because I've done the crying, the grieving and there's genuinely good music there (which for me to say it's a huge thing #impostersyndrome) that I want you all to hear.
gonna start compiling things but the great question is exactly how can I "package" those releases. I also wanna create a minisite or a section on my website dedicated to this project, so the info about it can be found in one place and I can share more about what's behind all those lost dreams.
if any of my music colleagues have suggestions about this, I'm open since I could use some pointers from more experienced musicians.
es verdad que a veces soy una pesada... perdonadme, porfi.
...alea jacta est...
or maybe @LubuntuOfficial with @ubuntustudio packages on top of it? let's see. #LinuxTransition
in case I haven't mentioned it before: FUCK GERMANY
@MarkRuffalo welcome and don't forget to describe your images ❤️ if you need help, you can use @PleaseCaption
🎵the boss makes a dollar
and I make a dime
that's why I poop
on company time🎵
Vanusa singing "Manhãs de Setembro". enough said.
@anna what thing with Proton? I have an email acc there.
@ruikubla@coletivos.org uma coisa que acontece muito é: se estou num momento sem disposição por quaisquer motivos e vejo um CW "politics", eu tenho a escolha de ñ abrir para me preservar e seguir em frente. a pessoa que publicou ñ deixou de falar o que queria E foi consciente ao botar o CW para que quem quisesse ler sabendo do que se tratava pudesse abrir e ler, e tb o contrário. eu que sou o leitor pude fazer uma escolha consciente baseada na minha disposição e na informação contida no CW. é um fluxo de consideração e empatia que só acontece com essa consciência comunitária de considerar ñ só a vontade de quem escreve mas tb a cabeça de quem pode ler.
@carmine @chavalarias Proton is Swiss, but the CEO is a Trump/Musk supporter, so maybe platforming that is not a good idea. not every European tech option is automatically a good one.
I need to ask my fellow fedizens who live in Europe if the news about COVID in the US sound as surreal to you as they do to me.
@setuplet why would you take the time to write that reply? it's intentionally rude and unhelpful, completely unnecessary.
@vndmtrx que delícia 🥵
I apparently finally have my own @pixelfed instance working, just need to sort out the details and do some test posting, yay! it is at @cairobraga@pixel.cairobraga.com
each time a friend of mine announces that they're doing NFTs I get real sad, like, REAL REAL SAD. but ultimately I keep it to myself. 😔
Trump accusing Zelenskyy of being a dictator while deep-throating Putin's dick is something that, if written as fictional media, would be very criticized as being "too unrealistic".
every day our shared reality becomes a stranger-er than fiction dystopia.
ainda na conexão lusófona, nossos mais amados "véião do punk", os Garotos Podres, lançaram em 2018 uma versão do hino da Revolução dos Cravos, GRÂNDOLA, VILA MORENA...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ATInoqQwmmg
...que na verdade ficou conhecida no cenário punk brasileiro graças à Banda 365 que lançou a sua versão em 1987, no seu primeiro álbum...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJm53SwECmY
...e que é original do imortal José "Zeca" Afonso, claro, e que sinalizou através de uma transmissão programada na Rádio Renascença o deflagrar da revolução que encerrou em 25 de Abril de 1975 a ditadura fascista mais longeva da Europa. (entretanto, a canção foi originalmente lançada em 1971): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUHn77Ywubs
aliás, os Garotos Podres tiveram a oportunidade de amarrar esta história toda quando se apresentaram como parte do cartaz da Festa do Avante 2024 (há pouco mais de um mês), e parece que foi bem lindo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9z-pEG9ImXk
caralho, pq é tão difícil achar uma loja que venda notebooks com pagamento parcelado em Portugal?
well, #Spiceworld25 (which comprises 3 versions of "Step To Me" and previously released material) is very disappointing to me compared to #Spice25, that has a bunch of actually previously unreleased stuff and demos, which for me as a musician are always very interesting. anyways, let's see if they'll release a #Forever25 in 2025.
just saw a video of a US-American food influencer that started with him saying "nobody really knows the origin of panettone".
YES, WE KNOW, WE FUCKING KNOW, IT HAS HISTORICITY, IT'S MENTIONED IN BOOKS, ARTICLES, EVEN TV DOCUMENTARIES, YOU IGNORANT FUCK!!!
and then he proceeds to tell the tale of "pane di Tone" (which he says and spells as "Tony") as an example of "absurd" story. this tale was created as storytelling marketing when panettone production went industrial in Italy (and, notably, subsequently Brazil, which became the world's biggest producer and consumer of the cake), but it is not considered historically accurate.
anyways, the irresponsibility of these "influencers" never fails to enrage me, I tell ya.
it's astouding to me that in the many options of music player apps for Linux I've been exploring, basically NONE OF THEM support scrobbling music history to self-hosted Listenbrainz servers. some of them only support last.fm IN 2025!!! this doesn't make any sense to me!!! you have an open source software and doesn't implement its integration to another open source software, only to its closed-source counterpart?!?!?! WTF!!!
@NadiaPurge oh you better WERK
hey fedizens, how's everything? I have a question for my #musodon #musician peeps: have any of you ever used @fdroidorg as a way of distributing music? I ask this because on the page about their Repomaker tool (https://f-droid.org/en/repomaker/) they say:
"F-Droid.org is just a repo out of hundreds of repos created by individuals all around the globe. With the tools of F-Droid, everyone can create their own repo. So whether you are a musician who wants to publish their music or a developer who wants to serve nightly builds of their app, you are free to create your own repo and share it with other people independently of F-Droid.org."
I've been wanting to try my hand at it to see if this use case is really viable and would like to know if anyone else already experimented. what say y'all?
quisiera yo poder pasar el día besando mis amores y hablando del amor 
bons dias para quem mal espera para receber a restituição do #IRS pois está em uma situação complicadíssima e precisa do dinheiro. #Portugal
oh, it's time to upgrade my #glitchsoc instance, powered by @yunohost, wish me luck! #SelfHostAdventures #SelfHosting #SelfHosted #SelfHost
I have been feeling very proud of self-hosting, lately. After my vacations I'm gonna try new things I've been musing about in that sense. 14-years-old me, who used to spend hours designing on Microsoft Front Page, is proud of 32-years-old me, I am sure. #SelfHostAdventures #SelfHosting #SelfHosted #SelfHost
vem aí em Fevereiro/Março aquela que (supostamente) será minha grande "boss battle" com a burocracia tuga: O PEDIDO DE NACIONALIDADE.
desejem-me sorte.
I love that Perfume song where they sing "computer shitty" because it's so true.
I need help, fedizens!
I am trying to make my @pixelfed #pixelfed instance work properly, but federation is broken. I am using the @pixelfedde_ci #docker image and operating behind a @cloudflare #cloudflare tunnel. can anyone help me, please?
#SelfHostAdventures #SelfHosting #SelfHosted #SelfHost #FediHelp
okay, so, I've been using @ubuntustudio as my daily driver for at least 2 weeks now, both in my 3 ys old desktop and my brand new laptop. slowly setting them up to serve my daily necessities and ideas has been a challenging and very fun process. here are some highlights, to those who are interested:
- KDE Connect is amazing and I love it;
- I decided to not use Ungoogled-Chromium in my Ubuntu installs, opting instead for LibreWolf as my main web browser, with Falkon and Firefox as my backups (I intend to do the same in my Windows installs as well);
- finding FOSS equivalents in Ubuntu to things I'd do with proprietary software in Windows is extremely satisfactory;
I can't wait to start exploring the creative software that came packed with the OS, not only to know and play with them but also to decide what stays and what goes.
it's sunday night!
time to watch Mecano (Spain's pop music royals) at the height of their power doing the best version of their very first hit single. also: I want Ana Torroja's entire look.
ok, enough. nighty night
@athairbirb I think this video explains it much better than I ever will: https://youtu.be/Kr3quGh7pJA
@captbarba79 @altsoftdrink e eu aqui achando que o conhecimento de que Oyá = Yansan era comum, oops.
fuck lensa
@miugnutos@bolha.one AntennaPod
@wger hey there, I'm trying to verify my email address but no email message is sent to me when I click the button... so I can't do it. could you help me?
@yuribravos@bolha.one oh, podia ser "fedizinhes" = fediverso + vizinhes.
O que dizer de um partido "socialista" que no governo toma medidas neoliberais?
@NadiaPurge @graphite I'm on the Answer side of this thread, but I struggle with this and appreciate the advice.
@Masterofsorrow@wandering.shop you can consult @FediPact@cyberpunk.lol @FediPact@tech.lgbt
it's sunday evening!
I suggest you listen to this mixtape/DJ set I made almost 10 years ago...
https://www.mixcloud.com/cairobraga/demoset-para-ursound-04-2013/
@lukito "Maryland Guernsey Breeders" 🥵🥵🥵
@lusotart very very very cute! oh, the apron is cute as well, ofc.
the full moon brought what I wanted from her: delicious sex with a delicious person. 🥵👊🏼🍑💦🥰
@ricardoramos thaaanks, will look into it
@skye you're so sweet and I agree with the misery/fun dynamics
@altaveu@mastodont.cat @CNN "Yo no he cometido ningún crímen, ni he hecho daño a nadie ni soy racista"
a veure, crec que tant a Mèxic com a Espanya, molts tuits d'ella serian sí crímens i encaixarien en lleis sobre racisme, xenofòbia i discurs de odi.
@altaveu@mastodont.cat Salut, revolta i força al canut!
@hannu_ikonen@zeroes.ca is "Silo" a documentary film? it sounds like something I need to see.
29 anos de Brasil e nunca me dediquei como deveria a aprender #LIBRAS (Língua Brasileira de Sinais), me envergonho bastante disso. agora que vivo há 3,5 anos em Portugal, quero aprender #LGP (Língua Gestual Portuguesa), alguém tem dicas neste âmbito?
@altsoftdrink Elifas Andreato, que ícone!
@dsfgs@mastodon.sdf.org @pixelfed @pixelfedde_ci @cloudflare I am frustrated by your replies because this is actual good info you just shared, but communicated in a very alienating, arrogant and condescending way, even more so considering I was sincerely asking for help. I will take the time to look into alternatives to CF, but if they're not viable to me, I will keep on using it, whether you validate my setup as self-hosting or not.
ideia de viagem pelo Norte de Portugal e Galiza: A TOUR DAS 4 GONDOMAR https://goo.gl/maps/r4mwCD6yRZxCA1JU6 dá pra fazer em um dia ou 2 de carro.
as The Beatles once sang: "I've got nothing to say but it's OK: GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING, GOOD MORNING-AH!"
amo muito que a #MusiQuinta ganhou aderência em todo o espectro da lusofonia no Fediverso
my mastodon instance can't show images from other people, doesn't let me upload images to my posts, can't search for accounts on the larger Fediverse and won't let me follow accounts on unknown servers. every action described above returns a 500 error. I need help, I don't know what to do. 😢😢😢 #Help #MastoHelp #SelfHost #SelfHosted #SelfHosting #Docker #FediHelp
@ricardoramos tão fofo 😍
@NadiaPurge not even her family protected her, it's abysmal.
I have a crush on Amol Rajan.
@Adam_Cadmon1@mastodon.online how is he still on the race and not sentenced as unelectable is INSANE to me.
🎵"oy, chiquitan, la red está cambiando, vamos por otro camino: se llama el FEDIVERSO"🎶
@totoy
@cambraca thanks, Camilo! with my new PC I finally have a backup/duplication strategy (local, not cloud) so I don't go thru this kind of thing yet again (what happened last year was the 3rd time I went thru something of that nature).
@elilla we too often forget that the south european islanders are our (south european continentals and latin-americans) cultural cousins: loud, emotional, affectionate and love to eat and drink good and well.
you know what I hate in tech online communities and forums? when you ask people for help TO DO something and first replies are always "but WHY WOULD you wanna do that!?"
it sounds so arrogant! ugh!
@maffsie thanks for replying, I'll try to do it later.
@WrenArcher
hey, Wren, I'm OK, tired of this rainy winter. how bout you?
I mean, my getting ready is basically filling my head with hopes, ideas and some anxiety, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
but on a serious note, I am trying to devise a way to balance having to work and doing FAWM. I'm straight up considering writing lyrics during my work shifts because otherwise I won't do anything. I'm excited, nonetheless. can you believe it's gonna be the 20th #FAWM?
P
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C A T O
FIVE!
❤️❤️❤️
@captbarba79 dedico com beijinho ao @scinuno
@dansup as someone who wants to run a single-user Pixelfed instance, I'm very much looking forward to it. in the meantime I'll try to run a single-user "normal" Pixelfed instance, hehehe. thanks for replying!
just had my first basic Hindi learning session on SPEAK.social thanks, Abhay-ji!
@ruikubla@coletivos.org é uma "moda" só pra quem chegou agora, nós que estamos há mais tempo temos isso como parte da cultura do fediverso há anos. e se ñ achas que o CW ñ protege ngm pq ñ tem efeito pra TI, só posso lamentar. a mim protege e a muitas outras pessoas tb.
@hannu_ikonen@zeroes.ca the graphic design in this is glorious, it gives the book 4 possible titles, very well-thought. please share if it's any good.
@filipagpinto precisas de ajuda para adicionar descrição quando tootar ou depois de já ter tootado?
@joaonaweb 🤩😍🥵
ATOTÔ!
o Monstro Sagrado, a Fênix, o filho mais pródigo de Araraquara, o nome mais subversivo do teatro brasileiro fez a sua passagem.
que honra poder ter dançado nu agarrado ao teu lado num picadeiro de circo, Zé Celso. nunca esquecerei a potência desse momento e toda vez que estiver num palco vou sentir e re-sentir o teu abraço.
EVOÉ!
@totoy thank you so much for the reply and the link! hope you can post it on a funkwhale instance so it can be shared thru the Fediverse <3 I LOVE YOUR SONG SO MUCH!!!
@elilla finished it and will be sending it to all my friends who live in Germany. thanks again for sharing this here, it was long but 100% worth it.
graças ao Arquivo Distrital de Aveiro confirmei que sou trisneto do Sr. Domingos Thomé e da Sra. Anna Joaquina d'Oliveira, residentes da freguesia e concelho de Espinho, distrito de Aveiro, que obtiveram um Passaporte de Viagem em 27/07/1912 com destino a São Paulo.
viajaram com quatro filhos, inclusa a minha bisavó Carolina Thomé, e desembarcaram no Porto de Santos a 15/08/1912.
107 anos depois entrei eu num avião de São Paulo rumo a Portugal.
a vida é muito maluca mesmo.
en poco más de 12h estaré en Madrid con mi príncipe toledano!
@elilla omfg, cis straight men really think everything is for them, even if explicitly stated otherwise.
@joanarssousa@masto.pt ginger ale!
@miugnutos@bolha.one @vndmtrx @cadusilva maven.ly é o domínio base que eles vão usar para federação, mas bloquear heymaven.com também é bom, para garantir.
yesterday was my last day using my Twitter and Facebook accounts (tbf, I haven't really used FB in more than 6 years apart from logging in once a year to check notifications and respond to some older relatives during the December holidays). in March I'll be archiving the contents and finding ways of keeping in touch with people I met on those horrible sites. but for now it's gonna be a full stop so I can overcome my Twitter compulsion and addiction. also so I can concentrate on #FAWM and the rest of my life. here's to February! 🥂
esta é a minha canção de #Natal sempre e pra sempre: https://youtu.be/GNq68vEwaGE?si=_wtztaPlxZiaoqDX
is it weird that this is my fave from THE HAUNTED MAN?
I'd love it if people would stop telling me that I "have to calm down and be more positive" when I tell them what's been triggering my anxiety and making me unstable. I'd love for them to realize that that's not a nice thing to say to someone who's struggling because of things they can't control, even more so when we're talking about the worlds of employment and bureaucracy. as if being "more positive" is gonna make someone magically hire me while I'm in a precarious legal situation because the immigration services of Portugal are simply not working and are leaving 100s of 1000s of people like me on the verge of undocumentedness.
@ricardotedim @ritanobregagomes espalhem a dica: https://toot.cairobraga.com/@cairobraga/109268892906714366
what fucks me up the most is that I always care about how I communicate, specially on #FAWM, and I'm always as kind, nice, sincere and honest as possible, INTENTIONALLY, when talking about negative and complicated things on the forums. so for people who LITERALLY called other people's artworks "worthless", "trash", "not songs", or their different creative processes as "ridiculous nonsense" and "not writing", to play the victim and accuse me of being "hateful", of going on a "tirade of personal attacks", of vilifying them, is abso-fucking-lutely gobsmackingly dishonest and disingenuous. even more so considering the forum posts are there for everyone to read WHAT was said and HOW things were said.
BTW: my "tirade of personal attacks" against the guy who called me hateful was a single post in a thread in which I actually talked mostly about MYSELF!!!!!!!!!
ŠČ!
@elilla escreveu "portuguezes" = facho nazi supremacista branco.
@elilla I relate to this a whole lot, even more so working for the Spain + LatAm market in a team comprised of all Ibero-Americans you can imagine: we understand each other beyond language (which is something brazilians also have with Luso-Africans, specially being in Portugal). ❤️ but I was fortunate to have parents who had immigrant friends from Bolivia, Peru, Argentina, Chile when I was a kid, and who listened to music like this: https://youtu.be/g4rnOLrwA0M
@lucidream deixo aqui uma dica: @PleaseCaption
@Khayman this is one of them: https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/covid-summer-wave-rcna158638
@fbobraga mas não é disso que estou falando. estou falando de prints de um site com texto e o alt text é "um trecho de um texto do site x", ou um meme com piada em texto e a descrição é "meme do gato laranja", ou ainda coisas abstratas, tipo uma foto de um político levando uma ovada na cabeça de um manifestante com o alt text "liberdade de expressão". não é ser sucinto, quanto mais demasiado descritivo: é não descrever nada.
@ricardoramos what's Obsidian?
1 track down, 3 to go. now it's time to eat and take a shower.
oh, the song I just finished is titled "louco de poder" (mad with power) and it originated during #FAWM 2022, as part of an Exquisite Corpse challenge.
will be available on Bandcamp as part of the all-new-all-original EP I am making for this year's #NetlabelDay, which will take place on the 14th of July, just one week from today.
los rumores son verdaderos: estoy enamorada. 😍
can I transport myself to the timeline/universe/dimension where @adamconover is my husband, pretty please?
every reason that made me hate, loathe and despise football as a visibly queer child is now being validated on a global scale and it is terrifying.
yesterday at my place of work people were excited about the event, the TVs on the cafeterias are now 24/7 showing SportTV, my (cis men) colleagues were watching the game while working and when the subject of boycott came up they just said that there's nothing we can do about it now so they might as well watch the games, as long as they are not giving any money to the event, afterwards their conversations were ALL about the event. as a bonus, I heard an exchange between two colleagues about how people of African origin and descent are "built more resistant to physical stress" and that's why "they are better at sports".
how was your sunday?
Hindi is officially back on my list as language number 7. that said, I really need to work hard on my French and Swedish to at least a B1 so I can also dedicate time to Hindi, since it has an extra step: learning Devanagari. I am SUPER excited to learn a new writing system, tho. any suggestions of free online resources to learn Hindi are greatly appreciated, fellow fedizens.
why is Hindi back on the list as number 7 (French is 5, Swedish is 6), you might ask. well, it has to do with the fact that 8 years ago I actually started taking Hindi classes at the Indian Cultural Center in São Paulo, but they were happening at 16h on Tuesdays. I got a job after 3 classes and had to leave the course. another possible unconfirmed reason might be that I have a majorly big crush on a person who's from India, and it is mutual... but who can say for sure, right?
@vademetroananas venhaaaaa
unrelated but: I have conjuctivitis for the first time in more than a decade, yay.
gente, me dei conta que nem lembrei do meu 5 de Novembro esse ano. estou mesmo desorientada da vida, respondendo as pessoas na minha cabeça, escrevendo respostas e não enviando, confundindo datas. uff...
para quem não sabe: 05/11/2018 foi quando sobrevivi a uma tentativa de homicídio homofóbica em São Paulo, o que desencadeou uma série de eventos que me trouxe a viver em Portugal no ano seguinte. mais detalhes aqui: https://cairobraga.com/diariomusical/a-noite-mais-longa-ou-o-dia-em-que-virei-estatistica/
@neeumatiko por causa disto: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/nov/18/first-thing-elon-musk-shuts-twitter-offices-to-staff-after-wave-of-resignations
@fabio@fabiomrbarbosa.com oopsie. bom, malta tuga está a ferver no masto.pt, queer.party segue vivo e lindo, talvez encontre colegas no tech.lgbt
@altaveu@mastodont.cat només a europeus i estadunidencs está agradant tant aquesta... cosa. i per a mi això és un diagnòstic de la mentalitat colonialista que segueix viva i dominant entre les persones d'aquests llocs.
@orlas eu quando vi o post nas redes da Pabllito comecei a chorar, de felicidade mas tb uma tristezinha de não poder estar lá. a presença dela lá, além de ser um desejo que até virou meme desde a vitória do Bozo, é de um simbolismo e significado GIGANTES pra população LGBT brasileira. além de que só a proposta de se fazer um festival de música na posse reafirma um compromisso com a Cultura como política pública que conhecemos nos governos Lula e Dilma e que foi aniquilado com crueldade crescente desde o golpe que levou ao impeachment de Dilma. enfim, estou muito feliz, será um evento histórico!
I don't think straight cis men should make or DJ House Music, honestly.
it's #Eurovision week, baybay!!!
OMFG I just read that The Vivienne, british drag queen superstar, passed today at 32, I AM IN COMPLETE SHOCK
há 4 anos isso aconteceu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRrV70lqqVQ
desde então: "remember, remember the 5th of November" tem um novo significado pra mim.
@ruikubla@coletivos.org pessoas inteligentes tb tem susceptibilidades q nada tem a ver com fascismo, principalmente aquelas que lidam com questões de saúde mental e traumas, dos mais leves aos mais pesados. no meu caso o incômodo ñ foi a tirada sobre religião, foi ver uma imagem de duas pessoas odiosas sem aviso, sendo que uma delas é fortemente ligada a um trauma pessoal meu. ñ acho que considerar a saúde mental de quem possa me ler seja hipócrita, mesmo pq isso tb é acessibilidade, tanto qnto imagens descritas.
I don't want TATTOO to win because there's a handful of better songs this year, but they really did Loreen dirty with that bizarre "downscaling" of her staging. it simply does not make any sense and I'm afraid it will hurt her results. #Eurovision
broke: group think
woke: group knowledge
bespoke: group sex
@Butch2Therapie @CobaltVelvet@octodon.social OMG they are SO stupid and dishonest: https://twitter.com/LefterisJP/status/1593937067574280192
I just submitted my next #music release for distribution. it's the 2nd volume of my #JUVENILIA collection, comprised of unheard works of mine made in 2003 (20 years ago, I was 12-13 ys-old!!!) and it will be out on June 30th, with the Bandcamp edition containing exclusive bonus tracks. #musodon
I enjoy planning trips way too much...
"Étaits-Units, land of the free": no.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2022/12/14/texas-transgender-data-paxton/
well, it's happenning: amidst all the noise coming from the X/Bsky migration, people are communicating as if Mastodon and the Fediverse were synonyms, or as if Mastodon is a "social media website company", even as if the Fediverse doesn't exist, only Mastodon as it's own thing.
@skye fair and square. thanks for replying.
(and about being too flirty: I mean, I wouldn't want to transform a moment of vulnerability about gender dysphoria into an "opportunity" to flirt and seduce, let alone go from 0 to 100 in that sense, but it only hit me when I read my toot back and I thought to myself "you horny bitch, this is TOO MUCH!!! APOLOGIZE!!!".)
and if any of you play "The Crush House", "For The King II" or "Diesel Legacy: The Brazen Age" by any chance, you might clock my name in the credits, hehehe.
@billzismyname it was, also because it was closer to the end of the shift.
@canleaf @Scienceisnotopinions @violetblue the heckling is happening in hospitals?
"gurl", "gorl", "gworl", "goyle" and "ghoul" are gender-neutral
@skye I'm with you 100%, no need to justify yourself, dear.
now for something completely different: https://youtu.be/UY5pjZkKo5c
@hellbeast@bark.lgbt cc @esqrever @pedrojdoc
another day another #ACAB
@iloth @totoy @fedivision hey guys, is there anywhere nowadays where I can listen to your Fedivision song "Se Lllama El Fediverso"?
there's #JESC2022 tomorrow and I have been 100% out of the loop due to various reasons. BUT I will be watching live and maybe livetooting? anyways, let's remember the amazing artist Maléna with the amazing perfomance of the song from last year that took the contest to Yerevan, Armenia, this year: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEqRlYCxPHw
Pablo Milanés nos dejó de cuerpo presente, pero siempre seguirá vivo en sus increíbles canciones. 😢❤️
Aqui tienen una de ellas que hizo parte fundamental de mi formación como persona, amante de música y musicista: CANCIÓN POR LA UNIDAD LATINOAMERICANA, en la interpretación del grupo Raíces de América.
@ApNudd they've been liking for months a post in which I talk about surviving a hate crime...
@altsoftdrink YUKÊ?!
@fabiomrbarbosa when you open the profile inside your Masto dash, does it display a message like it is waiting for approval to be followed?
I miss ONE SINGLE SESSION of Hindi practice and of course they cover huge vocabulary ground on this session. खुदा के लिए...
@Mayana thanks! and thanks for the hashtag warning, you're right. I edited my toot to remove the hashtag.
@protecttruth could you please add Alt Text that's actually descriptive to make your post accessible?
THE BRUTALIST's director is a snack, damn! #Oscar2025
@shello@octodon.social essa eu ñ conhecia, adorei!
@vndmtrx ninguém perguntou mas eu digo: meu Windows favorito foi o Windows 2000 Professional. usei-o por 7 anos, entre 2003 e 2010, quando mudei pro Win7.
@alex@ottawa.place I suspected it was already known, thanks for sending me this link. it's just that I never heard of it, then I saw a hateful post coming from one of its users, decided to investigate and then did my post.
gostar e ser gostado é tão bom
@skye oh wow, it's almost 4h of music, I need to schedule to listen to all of them this week so I can vote properly. so sad I couldn't participate this year.
@joanarssousa@masto.pt está a chover sem parar.
isn't it sad when someone who made a song you love reveals themself as an entitled jackass?
@DebonaireToast I can relate.
here are 2 Netflix series I do not recommend: BLOCKBUSTER (it's a discount SUPERSTORE, also the audacity of Netflix making a comedy about the last Blockbuster on the planet) and MACHOS ALFA (ALPHA MALES in English, the 4 main characters are unlikeable, insufferable and unrelatable).
@millihertz @steven @joby thanks again for all the replies and information, I'm already looking all your tips up, even found some used Lenovo Tiny on OLX here in Portugal.
e vamos de 36h em episódio ansioso, yaaaay...
sister = sis;
brother = bro;
sibling = sib?
nossa, 1000% correta essa tua declaração.
@sebasesrad @the_heruman@masto.es como siempre: supremacismo blanco y mentalidad eugenista.
SINÉAD O'CONNOR WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!!! FIGHT THE REAL ENEMY!!!
SINÉAD O'CONNOR IS DEAD, LONG LIVE SINÉAD O'CONNOR!!! ❤️
@emgalego que fio maravilhoso, obrigada!
@thepoliticalcat and you're not listening to me either so I guess we're even, then. thanks for assuming a whole lot about me from 2 toots and reminding me the "travails" I have "suffered" in my life are "nothing special". I will indeed rest assured. you too have a nice life. 👋🏼
@orlas @manuelbarbosa lá se foi mais uma vez a ilusão, isso sim. e desde q ele assumiu como papa tem sido repetidamente assim. a ICAR nunca será "progressista", muito menos com um líder que tem largo histórico de proteção de pedófilos.
@beto great work, Beto! just listened to it while organizing some things in my room. all the sounds tasted sweet to me, kudos!
@squirrel@social.bau-ha.us @Codeberg you're on a cyberanarchist server, what's up with this whataboutism and defense of the right?! what codeberg are saying is the same as the rules on social.bau-ha.us, so, are you lost, squirrel?! better change servers before you get found out for being a cryptofash
não consigo deixar de pensar que a vitória do Brendan Fraser é a mesma situação do Jared Leto e do Eddie Redmayne, com outra nuance. e é um dos motivos pelos quais não tenho vontade de ver "A Baleia".
I came to work and #Madonna was here. this is not a joke.
@tone happy early new year! you are looking extremely good, hope you are feeling extremely fine 😘😘😘
@lusotart@pettingzoo.co I was not aware, yikes! also not surprising. bridsite has become quite the shitshow under Apartheid Clyde. and it keeps on getting worse, lol.
@inquiline@union.place is there a single uni in the US that isn't a pile of shit?
I just found out about some extra settings for my Glitch-soc/Mastodon @glitch.social instance!
- activated the "single-user mode" which means that the front-page of toot.cairobraga.com is now my profile instead of a login/registration screen;
- expanded my char limit per toot to 900;
- my poll options to 6;
- my poll option chars to 120;
- my bio chars to 600.
@yunohost admin/config web-UI was the one who made this all possible, except for the single-user mode thing, which I had to change manually using nano.
@skye which custom ROM are you using and having your adventures on?
@itsian ok :( thanks for replying
I suggest you use this bot for your future toots with images: @PleaseCaption
@lusotart you are. my mum, my aunt and me cared for my gran when her dementia started escalating and if we weren't able to "air our heads" from time to time, we'd end up with psychiatric conditions ourselves. make sure she's all set to spend the night and enjoy yours. ❤️ Feliz Ano Novo!
#MusiQuinta de cachorro?!
então toma esta pérola das profundezas da música pop brasileira: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gItOpqJo-EM
@torparskytt @benroyce it's not censorship, Musk willingly refused to comply to a brazilian law regarding BUSINESS ACTIVITY AND LEGAL REPRESENTATION. it had nothing to do with content, media or communication.
the rule is clear: to operate a business in Brazil, you have to have a legal/fiscal representative in Brazil. I would assume is not the only country who has that kind of law, right?
@fabiomrbarbosa I understand, but I am sure you can try again with more success (we can talk about it privately, we can try to figure it out together, if you want).
I've been monitoring for about 2h of use and checked my usage history graphs: the average for the last month of RAM load is 3.77G, never surpassing 3.88G (out of 4G), so never ran out of RAM so far; I'm guessing in your case hope is not lost in that sense.
storage: I'm at 6G, and that's after I limited media retention to only 2 days. I'm gonna do a test of not opening my instance for 3 days and see what happens in that area.
hey @thatoneluisa.bsky.social será que funciona mention assim? lol
@sisif@mastodont.cat fins el què sàpiga, la GenCat fa aquest tipus de cosa amb tots els governs dels PPCC com part de la política lingüística.
@dansup I searched the github repos for Vernissage and they don't credit Pixelfed/you as far as I could see. I also ended up seeing an issue topic where they make fun of you as a person while discussing federation hiccups in Vernissage, which was shocking to me, so petty and childish, geez.
STONEWALL WAS A RIOT!
OUR PRIDE IS STILL OUR FIGHT!!
QUEER LIBERATION NOW!!!
@skye it's my pleasure. music has always been an important gateway to languages for me and I try to share the love whenever I can.
well, it's time to update the home server to Ubuntu 24.04, so good luck and good night to me!
@skye here's a song in french about space... sort of... from a fellow trans person! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoe241o--oc
@xanoquita obrigada, será a realização de um sonho de décadas ❤️❤️❤️
@brenno passa a info pra eu bloquear aqui
@ritanobregagomes é isso, hehehe. quando clicas na hashtag, ela abre numa das colunas e tem o botão de seguir no canto superior direito da coluna.
RIP Rita Lee, Queen of Brazilian Rock'n'Roll, OG Brazilian Psychedelic Popstar, GOAT musician, performer, lyricist, writer. Long Live The Queen!!!
malta de Lisboa (e Portugal em geral), se alguém souber de aulas/curso de Hindi (prefiro presencial, mas pode ser online) não muito caras ou de graça, enviem-me indicações, por favor! agradeço desde já ❤️❤️❤️
I just made use of my privilege of being able to go to the beach right after work with my favourite J-Pop tracks playing in my headphones. the sun was hot and the water was freezing: classic Lisbon Metro Area.
meu psi mostrou-me um pouco das coleções de miniaturas que tem pois instalou uma estante nova. perguntou-me se eu colecionava algo. eu disse: desgostos. e assim começou minha sessão de hoje.
finally posted my first #FAWM song of 2024, 10 days in. it's gonna be a "lyrics only" year for me, for sure, otherwise I won't make anything.
salió una canción nueva de Los Fresones Rebeldes?!
@ridiculusmus I could look something up on that regard, but maybe @feditips can also help. you could also try to get feedback from blind & low-vision fedizens as well when you post your captioned images.
in general, I myself try to be progressive when describing photographic images, moving from first field to second to background, trying to find a balance between objective description and vivid focus on the subject matter. when they are screen captures, I try to remain informational, focusing on any text that might be present and context. when it comes to visual art I try to imprint some poetry without imposing my subjective vision of the piece, so it can come across as something not only to be described but also felt. otherwise, I try to best serve image, context and function.
so for me to use their File Manager app on #MIUI 14, #Xiaomi asks for my consent to "share my data" with over 300 "partners" AND I have to reject and object to each one of them individually by hand!!!???
TO USE A LOCAL FILE MANAGER APP?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@wa__em @Scienceisnotopinions @violetblue the topic at hand is healthcare and public health policies. I agree with you, but it's not what I'm talking about right here right now. (also, I just asked for no extrapolations and you did just that, lol)
@BlackAzizAnansi in our case here in Lisbon, there is no good reason for early September to be this cold and rainy.
Christine and The Queens's first album is awesome beyond belief, isn't it? I love him so much!
people really out here calling other people's artworks "trash" and "worthless", and when called out on it trying to make themselves the victim saying that "injecting a bit of good, old-fashioned honesty into the debate" is "unwelcome".
un-fucking-believable...
como es posible que una diosa cósmica como Mercedes Sosa caminó entre nosotras, verdad?!
fuck Israel
fuck the US
fuck the UK
fuck Russia
fuck France
fuck Azerbaijan
ATENÇÃO PORTUGAL: O filme "Ainda Estou Aqui" (de Walter Salles, estrelando a ganhadora do Globo de Ouro Fernanda Torres) estreia a 16 de Janeiro por cá!!! É necessário não apenas para as pessoas brasileiras imigradas mas também a toda a gente, sinceramente.
@ruloleaks hm, no. you are free to talk about whatever you want, UNLESS you are in a server that has a rule that might say otherwise, but those are rare and very specific.
the main reason people choose thematic servers is because they want to be closer to a community of people built around their shared interest in that theme. they might also do that because they MAINLY (BUT NOT ONLY) talk about that theme on their posts.
se eu li bem a timeline, nesses dias em que estive offline o Brasil expulsou o embaixador de Israel e Portugal sofreu um golpe de Estado. é isso mesmo?
@altsoftdrink cê tá falando comigo? minha conta não precisa de aprovação pra seguir.
@maltita sí, de acuerdo. solo no quiero que la gente pense que el RSS es tecnología "abandonada".
hey, Fedizens, how y'all doing?
what say you about #Friendica? I'm thinking of spinning my own instance to try it.
a performance de LIVE TO TELL é um portento. chorei demais demais demais. mas também de felicidade: meus pais perderam amigos para a AIDS nos anos 90, eu tenho a sorte de viver e conviver com os meus amigos positHIVos sem medo. #CelebrationTour #Madonna ❤️
@danilosteps@tilde.zone the risk of that happening to me is below 0, so it's fine.
good day to y'all
vamos ver se isso funciona, amores leiam o post acima deste na thread:
@vicpedia.bsky.social
@vitorvd.bsky.social
@rodrigaymer.com.br
@caio.is-extremely.gay
@m4lu sim, é isso mesmo. obrigada!
@vndmtrx Windows ME? cês tão doida?!
Carlos Mazón no només ha de dimitir-se, ell i moltes persones involucrades en aquesta deliberada mala gestió d'un desastre han d'anar a la presó!!!
afinal, si van empresonar Pablo Hasél, les independentistes catalanes i si van condemnar Valtonyc per "crims" sense víctimes, em sembla absurd no fer-ho per crims de gestió pública que van resultar en morts i ferits, oi?
@fabiomrbarbosa@social.trismegistus.eu we can always hope, I guess.
people on birdsite are raging about these changes and I'm kinda loving that they are. they forget that the EBU can try this in 2023 and then change it back the next year, or do something else entirely.
@ApNudd not a boy, but I'd love to, if I could 🥵
@ointersexo
AdAway (adblocker)
Aegis (2FA)
AntennaPod (podcasts)
App Manager (ger. de apps avançado)
Aurora Store (Play Store sem Google)
Aves Libre (ger. de galeria)
Barcode Scanner (QR Codes e outros códigos de barras)
BCR-GUI (interface p/ BCR, gravador de chamadas)
Bitwarden (ger. de senhas, 2FA)
Breezy Weather (clima)
Calculator You
Cromite (navegador web)
DAVx5 (conector CalDAV, CardDAV e WebDAV)
F-Droid Privileged Extension (facilita instalação e atualização de apps)
FairEmail (cliente de email)
FlorisBoard (teclado)
apps Fossify: Calendar, Contacts, Phone, SMS e Voice Recorder
Home Assistant (automação doméstica)
ICSx5 (conector Webcal)
Image Toolbox (ferramentas para imagens)
jtx Board (tarefas, notas, diário com sinc. CalDAV)
KDE Connect (integração com meus PCs)
Mulch System Webview (navegador webview com foco em priv. e segurança, precisa de módulo Magisk)
Mull (navegador web)
NewPipe (cliente p/ YouTube, PeerTube, Bandcamp e Soundcloud)
ntfy (notificações sem Google)
Obtainium (obter apps via Github e afins)
OSS Document Scanner
RiMusic (cliente YouTube Music)
Sayboard (teclado por voz)
SupIR (usar o emissor IV sem app da Xiaomi)
Syncthing-Fork (sinc. de arquivos sem "nuvem")
Terminal Emulator
TimeR Machine (temporizadores avançados)
USB HID Client (usar o tel. como mouse e teclado num PC)
VLC (tocador de mídia)
Waterfly III (cliente p/ Firefly III, um ger. financeiro)
wger Workout Manager (cliente p/ wger, um ger. de ativ. física)
@lusotart in what sense is he "almost perfect"?
it's a little sad when you live a situation with a friend that reaffirms why you're not in a romantic relationship with them anymore.
an "oh, right, that's why I broke up with them" moment.
(I will always love them and be there for them, tho.)
@micchiato@mastodon.social ...for displaying an official text from the University itself...
...US higher education seems so dystopian...
EXTREMAMENTE FELIZ pelas amigues que vão testemunhar o show épico e histórico da #Madonna em Copacabana daqui a algumas horas. será um espetáculo absolutamente único pois há canções adicionais em relação ao resto da turnê, mas principalmente pelas proporções faraônicas e as altíssimas chances deste ser, defacto, o show de despedida dos palcos da Rainha Absoluta da Música Pop. espero que os auditores do Guinness Book of Records estejam a postos... #CelebrationTour
OK, gonna freeze this account and try to do the next step in my permanent move to my #GoToSocial instance and profile: @cairobraga@gts.cairobraga.com
see y'all over there!
@carmensandiego I'm wearing shorts, so joke's on you, Carmen!
@NadiaPurge @djsundog @ajroach42 definitely, and lots of camomile tea too, cause you can't fuck'em without having to deal with them, sadly.
@fabiomrbarbosa@fabiomrbarbosa.com ainda vamos juntes a um concerto delas, juro!
@elilla eu amo qnd vc tuta em português 😍
hey hey hey, fedizens, how's it going? come and get your monday going right by following this link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9py-oPHf_0g
@telmo@masto.pt sim
quero voltar a discotecar (fazer DJ), Portugal!!! vou desenferrujar antes de procurar oportunidades, entretanto, hehehe...
a tip to all new users: we like to refer to twitter as #birdsite here on the Fediverse.
na Domino's Pizza de Portugal, a música de espera da linha telefónica de atendimento é um rap giríssimo, eu estou a amar, lol
@vndmtrx @miugnutos@bolha.one @cadusilva eles já deletaram tudo. eu estava online ontem e vi a coisa desenrolar em tempo real, então cheguei até a enviar um email diretamente ao CTO deles pedindo a remoção e ele já me respondeu dizendo que tudo que eles duplicaram daqui havia sido excluído.
em resumo: mentalidade colonialista, seguida de surpresa quando pessoas que não querem ser colonizadas reclamam.
the mythic Alaska y Dinarama, truly live on TV, with Alaska playing guitar and looking FIERCE, doing one of their most iconic songs: have a great week, fedizens! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GZeHOoN4-lQ
@vitorvd.bsky.social eu vi acessando pelo site do Bluesky mas não posso interagir, você tem que usar a ponte: @bsky.brid.gy
@Khayman thanks. this was my first time, I really tried to make it work, but the other person couldn't reciprocate because of their situation and that really doesn't work for me.
oh, both Only Connect and University Challenge are back with new seasons tomorrow, yay!
@x00001@corteximplant.com hey, can you add the actual text in the image as part of the Alt Text, please? it's not accessible the way it's put now. 😢
I need to make radical changes in my day-to-day life. I really do.
Daniel Ek and Spotify need to cease to exist.
let's see if the bridge works today, eh? Bluesky, do you copy?
THE NETLABEL DAY 2024 52-HOUR LONG RADIO TRANSMISSION HAS STARTED!!!
https://www.internet-radio.com/station/netlabelday/
@wiloma is live for the next couple hours, I'm going in live right afterwards, don't miss it!
@dansup do you even sleep? damn! ❤️❤️❤️
@NadiaPurge @elilla define "strong bureaucracy"? because in Portugal it's not strong by any means, it's just excessive, deliberately dysfunctional and inneficient.
except when you have to pay taxes, then it's quick, easy peasy breezy.
@captbarba79 olar... 😍
ah, aqui faz 13C com sensação de 9C, e esta semana sem nuvens nem chuva, mas com muito griso.
I would like to thank @mikka and @fireborn for the #FediHelp with my Masto instance: it was a permission problem. now I can upload media, see media from other people and fully federate with the wider Fediverse.
thanks also to @smn, @Flominator, @c9a, @datn, @hazel, @debonairetoast and @zens@merveilles.town for responding to my call for help.
long live community!
the more I know about Picasso, the more I hate him: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLGaco4D/
DITADURA NUNCA MAIS!!!
about YOUNG ROYALS S03: Wille is so dumb, whatever the fuck did Simon see in him?!
it's so fucked up that an account such as @workingclasshistory continues to post images without description #AltText in EVERY social network and website they post on.
apparently the whole of the working class is composed only by visually abled people, huh, who knew? /s
@sisif@mastodont.cat EEUU son un acudit de mal gust, no un país
ai, se eu pudesse falar umas coisas que tenho para dizer... 
@RenataFernandes sending this to my many linguistics friends! thanks for sharing!
@Adam_Cadmon1@mastodon.online alternatively: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdsCgYSz4Sk
@domi @corbin I don't think it's about growth, I think it's about showing people they don't have to be giving up their lives to tech billionaires to have social media on the internet. having more people on the Fedi is not a negative thing. and if you wanna keep your comfy corner, Fedi software has the tools and features that will enable you to do so, regardless of how many people join the network.
I just started my live broadcast as part of THE NETLABEL DAY 2024 52-HOUR LONG RADIO TRANSMISSION and you can listen here: https://www.internet-radio.com/station/netlabelday/
tune in with me into THE DOUBLE LUSOBRAZILIAN HOUR for a little CC music History lesson followed by a selection of free music made in Brazil and Portugal during the last 25 years.
#NetlabelDay #NetlabelDay2024 #NetlabelDayRadio #music #NowPlaying #Brasil #Portugal
someone stole the pizza I was saving in the fridge for dinner. I spent most of my day out running errands, dreaming about this delicious veggie pizza I was gonna eat when I got home... and now I am kinda pissed because I'll have to spend money on food delivery and it's gonna take longer than the 10min it'd take to bake the one I bought from the supermarket.
I swear I wanted to make the person who did this pay for my food delivery... 😡
even here on the Fediverse there are some things I cannot say because I can't lose my job. it is sad, but it is true. 😢
hey fedizens, what's poppin'? I need your opinions on #productivity apps of the #NoteTaking #ProjectManagement #Kanban #Whiteboarding spectrum of functionalities and of the #OpenSource nature. think #Notion, #Miro and #Trello, but I'm actually torn between #AffinePro, #Anytype and #AppFlowy. what say y'all? thanks in advance! #FediHelp #FOSS #SelfHost
hey @dionebigode @fernandolins, acho que isso aqui vai interessar vocês: https://plugins4free.com/plugin/3599/
usei em "the right stations" e adorei
hoy llega mi novie para estar una semana conmigo, no me aguanto de ansiedad
enjoying a playlist of my favourite Filmi Music (granted it has songs from other film industries of India beyond Bollywood in it).
it just dawned on me that, even though I'm not a coder, I have coded multiple times in several languages. so I started recollecting: BASIC, HTML3, CSS, PHP, XML, ActionScript2 (RIP Macromedia Flash), HTML5, labTALK (RIP MediaChance DVD-lab). and of those, the one I coded the most in is definitely PHP. maybe I should actually do a course in it to get certified?
this song is so good, I wonder if Anecdata is on fedi.
hello, Fediverse! I am officially moving my presence here from this account to @cairobraga@gts.cairobraga.com, so if you wanna keep following me, follow me at:
@cairobraga@gts.cairobraga.com
I will be finishing the definitive migration of this account in the following months so I can sunset this instance until the end of the year.
see you on my new account!
"vai ser, vai ser, vai ter de ser, vai ser: faca amolada"
@metasyn @beto this is truly sad and I think this forum reply sums it up quite neatly: https://community.resonate.coop/t/addressing-our-current-crisis-community-input-needed/3605/9
@sisif@mastodont.cat el q em perplexa es quan estan juntes les de Ucrània i Israel.
oh wow I just found out that M.I.A. (aka Maya Arulpragasam) publicly endorsed TFG for this USA Election.
her coming out as an antivaxxer during the height of the COVID19 pandemc was bad enough, but this, this is BEYOND cognitive dissonance.
how can a person who wrote "Paper Planes", "Borders", "Sunshowers" and the whole KALA and MATANGI albums become a lunatic fascist?!?!?!
holy FUCK!!!
este mês completo meu 3o. ano de #PrEP, graças ao #GATPortugal e ao #SNSPortugal. sou uma bicha #PrEParada, mas podem me chamar de #TruvadaWhore se quiserem, lol 😘😘😘
@filipagpinto essa foi bem no coração
vou puxar a sardinha da #MusiQuinta para o meu lado e relembrar este #SoloApoteótico de sintetizador desta minha canção amadoríssima que fiz aos 15 anos de idade, muito sonhador e indie fanboy eu era, pois é, lol.
https://cairobraga.bandcamp.com/track/esperando-a-chuva-passar
for #InternationalWomensDay my wish is to stop seeing music performances where the lead singer is the only woman on stage, or even the only woman in the whole production. I also wish that when reading an album's credits, the lead singer, the stylist and the MUA aren't the only women listed. I also wish that queer artists who aren't women stop working with only men in their production. I am extremely tired of seeing singing drag queens talking and talking about being allies to feminism and women, but their music, performances and videos are made by teams comprised of 99% men.
BE INTENTIONAL: HIRE WOMEN DELIBERATELY, LIMIT MEN'S INVOLVEMENT ON PURPOSE!!!
that's how cis white hetero men came to dominate the #music ecosystem and economy, we The Others™ should do the same. first establish counterbalance AND ONLY THEN we can talk about balance.
@NickGates @BlackAzizAnansi I would say it was actually a bad run, but yes, the USA needs to be dismantled and sold for parts.
@pedrojdoc excelente fio, melhor ainda se as imagens nele estivessem descritas.
RIP Mozilla
OK, let's start watching this new season of #RuPaulsDragRaceUS #AllStars and live thru the completely pointless third Roxxy Andrews participation. in counterpoint, we finally have Shannel back.
@elilla "Demon dick? I'll lick!" 💀💀💀
this song remains the greatest dancefloor banger ever made in Portugal. from Buraka to the world!!!
dica importante: se puderem evitar a Correos Express, evitem, a todo custo. empresa de merda com atendimento de merda. me surpreende que possa operar, sinceramente.
@roh @captbarba79 BERRO no "rearranjou minhas tripas"
@queerness@mastodon.lol @pedromiguelsantos perdi o período de exibição de FOGO-FÁTUO, deste não perco, já achei uma sessão em Lx essa semana.
OK, now my Mastodon instance is back for good! after some trial & errors, I successfully migrated from my YUNOHOST server at a remote VPS to a Docker container in my home server, thanks to the great people at LinuxServer.io: they now offer a glitch-soc flavour on their Mastodon docker image!
it was a long process learning how to migrate the database and files properly, I read a ton of guides, Q&As on many sites, spent weeks with my instance down, but now things seem good and well. let's hope they stay that way, hehehe.
hey fedizens, how are things with y'all? I need your help: now that #RaspberryPi is dead, my plan of getting one to setup my self-hosting adventures locally is up in the air because I don't know viable alternatives of SBCs that can be bought in/from Portugal. do you have any tips/recommendations for me? thanks in advance! #SelfHostAdventures #SelfHosting #SelfHosted #SelfHost
@elsemusic WHY???
@orlas I already defederated them, they refuse to moderate hate speech since the beginning, there are #FediBlock warnings about the server being circulated since its second day of existence because of that.
OMG, it's 23h already?! DAMN!!
WEDNESDAY CAMPANELLA, you will always be famous!!! ❤️
I apparently mapped out my #music release schedule for this whole year. now let's see if I can actually MAKE IT HAPPEN, lol. [nervous laughter]
this will be the year I will make a glorified data dump and release everything I could salvage from The Great HDD Failure of 2021, which made me lose a whole decade of my life, in broad terms. it's 10 volumes of this + 2 JUVENILIA volumes. it's gonna be a total of more than 10h of music I will be throwing out into the world from June to December! #musodon
everything that's old to me, is new to you all, hehehe.
good morning, fedizens, how are we today? I have something for the #musodon #musicians and other interested parties: FAWM (February Album Writing Month)! https://fawm.org/
it's an internet community challenge to write 14 songs in the 28 days of February, basically, but much more is built, made and done from that basic premise. I've been participating for a decade now and it's the best online community I know, truly. and you should consider joining us for this year's edition.
here's a video as an example of one of the many many many super cool things we do during #FAWM: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt0JWeCeh8Q
@Prof_lofi thanks for replying, it is a really interesting strategy. it reminds me of what people on Patreon usually do, but with a laser focus on musical material.
omg, I finally found out how to actually remove microG from /system in /e/OS, thanks to the peeps who made MinMicroG.
being spontaneous IRL
@james@mastodonmusic.social thank you so much!
@pedrojdoc mudem para instâncias menores, minha gente.
acabo de fer una cosa que no m'agrada: compres. però necessitava unes robes pels temps freds i més freds. 🤷🏼
OMFG WHY WON'T DANIEL EK JUST DIE ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have absolutely ZERO problems with "emasculating" men, honestly. I see it as a necessary step to a world free of gender roles/chains/prisons, a fundamental factor to achieve a truly liberated, free and equal human community.
so yeah, my dear fedizens, emasculate a man whenever you have the opportunity to do it.
@SetentaeQuatro poderiam descrever as imagens que publicam, por favor? importante que um veículo com comprometimento de comunicação social em prol da sociedade como o Setenta e Quatro seja inclusivo, ainda mais numa rede/plataforma comunitária que se esforça para ser lugar de melhor acolhida do que as redes corporativas.
4 years ago this happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRrV70lqqVQ
since then: "remember, remember the 5th of November" has a new meaning to me.
y'all are getting too comfortable posting images on fedi without description/alt text...
@hannu_ikonen@zeroes.ca oh, definetely a better use of its time to eat dick instead of your posts
this last semester of 2023 has been getting worse and worse for me by the day, and it seems it's gonna be that way up until the last minute, huh.
I feel awful.
hoje, especialmente em Portugal, cabe dizer: All Cops Are Bastards. #ACAB
being a woman, LGBTQI+, a fat person, a disabled person/person with special needs, neurodivergent, a racialized person and/or a migrant person means you have enemies ALL ACROSS the political spectrum.
I just read this: https://www.platformer.news/mastodon-interview-eugen-rochko-meta-bluesky-threads-federation/
so I really need to say it: fuck you, @Gargron.
hoje é dia de HINOS DE LOUVOR apenas, como este: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icrCSlBGkl0 #AméricaLatina #LulaPresidente
this one has been in HIGH ROTATION here this past week. I love Cold Mailman
@joaombarbosa mulheres BRANCAS! tem de haver esse recorte
@pomegranate_stew @hannu_ikonen@zeroes.ca so much for "land of the free", huh? when I grew up in Brazil we just had to ask to go, no pass system needed. and in high school not even that, we were allowed to just leave by saying "excuse me" to the teacher.
I'm worried I'm becoming a boost machine with nothing of my own to say here. 😢
@ElephantRadio@podcasts.cairobraga.com ih minina, será?
so let's talk #Bandcamp alternatives, temporary or otherwise?
the first one that comes to mind is @itchio (and you can get a music player for your release page here: https://torcado.itch.io/scritch-editor, thanks to @torcado )
would love to hear your suggestions, #musodon #musicians
EDIT: things that are not based on the US and things that are not led by white men are greatly appreciated. we need this kind of paradigm shift if we want to avoid being on a shitty tech loop.
@oppen thanks. but yeah, the blockchain thing also puts me off. and no need to be sorry, I'm glad that it can become The Thread for this keep them coming
@lusotart@pettingzoo.co *hugs hugs hugs*
O PRÊMIO DE 213MI EUROS DO EUROMILHÕES SAIU EM PORTUGAL E NÃO FOI PRA MIM 
😭
@neeumatiko isso me lembra quem em 3h de carro dá pra conhecer 4 lugares chamados Gondomar em 2 países: https://goo.gl/maps/r4mwCD6yRZxCA1JU6
@brunomiguel @ricardoramos @aral to have a community server is ideal and good, but don't forget that it is also very OK to have a single-user instance as well.
com cada dia, meu amor e admiração pela Guada Amaro só cresce. @guada
@dansup will Loops work as a Web app/PWA?
@orlas indico o Wallabag!
it's my day off and I planned to work on music today, record vocals and stuff.
there's a fucking construction work on my street that started TODAY and they're making ALL KINDS OF LOUD NOISES!!!
AAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!
@skye thanks for replying! Imma go with eOS because amongst the truly degoogled ones it is the only one that truly works on my phone (Redmi Note 9S).
@martyn it was, thank fuck they could do it properly, it was beautiful and touching.
but wait: didn't you notice it was the series finale?
"I resent #AI. Not AI itself–that’s just code, despite what tech guys with flashlights under their chins tell you. I resent the imposition, the idea that since #LLMs exist, it follows that they should exist in every facet in my life."
my most sincere "thank you" to Chris Person for verbalizing how I feel better than I could ever do it.
https://aftermath.site/why-would-i-buy-this-useless-evil-thing
enuff.
good night.
there's something very clear to me regarding my musical career: I don't want any cis white straight man involved in it as far as I can control. if I have the opportunity to work in a proper studio one day, I want all the audio tech/engineer team to be women and nonbinary people. I want to intentionally work with fellow immigrants and POC. I want people to read the credits of my work and notice there's not a single cis man listed. maybe then they'll notice how the complete fucking opposite happens all the fucking time since fucking forever? I can only hope. #musodon #music
omg, I'm gonna go insane: I'm filling an online form to apply for a language-related job that says:
"What is your native language?
Please type the native language you were born with: "
I beg your pardon??? "language you were born with"?!?!?! what in the actual fuck?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
let me repeat something: the USA is a death cult.
@reigilgamesh no mais, música oitentista pra você, baby: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SsoGy1z5Iuk
@eloquence YES!
it's #Xmas day, so here's some sleigh bells: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LhYYd5adVY4
maybe instead of Loops, we should be giving attention, time and user feedback to @vidzy@fosstodon.org
Pabllo Vittar será a primeira drag queen do planeta a se apresentar num evento de posse de um Chefe de Estado.
Urias será a primeira cantora trans do planeta a se apresentar num evento de posse de um Chefe de Estado.
@orlas existem versões em corrente uso online: guei e cuir/kuir. mas a palavra inglesa gay (em seu sentido de alegre, jovial) tem uma tradução direta na nossa língua: gaio.
@ruloleaks the difference resides on the rules and the local timeline of each server. it's really kinda like a neighbourhood: you can communicate and visit others freely, but people on your neighbourhood are "closer" to you and you all agreed to the same set of rules.
(unrelated: pay attention to your toots that are indicated as being in Spanish when they're actually in English)
#FediBlock suggestion:
server: irsoluciones.social
reason: it's riddled with stock market and betting platform bots, including a bot who tagged me in a nonsensical post (https://irsoluciones.social/@Organic_5555/112365379030383278).
interessante que nos dois grandes reality shows de drag queens produzidos no Brasil e lançados este ano houve uma grande polêmica e em ambos os casos foi por racismo. diz muito sobre o país e a comunidade LGBTQIAP+ no contexto deste país. é triste pra caralho.
TIL that Käärijä released an album last year called "People's Champion"...
now that's some petty bullshit, holy hell...
status: listening to a cassette on an actual Walkman. on side b there's a song that was directly recorded only on this specific unit. it's an actual NFT (Numbered Ferric Tape), by The Fishermen and The Priestess ( @beto ) , and you can get yours here: https://thefishermenandthepriestess.com/album/last-wave #Music #NowPlaying
@mihira @PleaseCaption que dica preciosa, obrigada! ❤️
@shello@octodon.social THAT PART
so, I was planning on installing @e_mydata on my Redmi Note 9S this weekend. then I read that to unlock the bootloader on MY PHONE I have to ASK XIAOMI and they will make me wait SEVEN DAYS before I can actually do it. FUCK THIS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
olá pessoal do #Bluesky meu novo perfil aqui: https://bsky.app/profile/gts.cairobraga.com não se esqueçam de seguir @ap.brid.gy para poder falar comigo.
wait a second, so all this Olympic attention is being paid to the transphobic musings of shit people against an athlete who happens to be a non-white woman, but no media entity is screaming about how a convicted pedophile child rapist is competing, who happens to be a very white european man: Steven van de Velde.
@GelatDeTramussos @sisif@mastodont.cat @dario 100% millors que els bidets!!!
I now realised that I spent hours of my teenage and uni years learning and experimenting with #DVD authoring, to the point of creating interactive animated experiences, and by the time I reached a time in my life when I could try to make it into a job, the DVD was already dying as a medium. being a millenial is having a lot of things like that happen to you.
I miss @wiloma here on the fedi
COMEÇOU, LULA E JANJA ESTÃO DESFILANDO NO CARRO ABERTO!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmVB4qVXs90 esse link é da live oficial #FestivalDoFuturo #PosseDeLula
@elilla we're also moving to a similar path in the EU. what a dream!
people talking about being war-weary... I've been USA-weary for at least 2 decades...
@vademetroananas "the biggest democracy in the world", "land of the free"... só que nunca.
a decade later, SNSD's (aka Girls' Generation) "I Got a Boy" is still an unmatched K-Pop magnum opus.
friends who are on mastodon.social and mastodon.online, I suggest you migrate to a better, smaller instance. moderation has been shitty on those big servers for a while and a wave of defederation it's coming for them, by the looks of it.
I should be sleeping.
queria ter um Feliz Anal hoje mas minha saúde não me permitirá. de qualquer forma, fica aqui minha canção favorita para esta época do ano: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pd63Ge1Js6k
legendado pra toda a gente aprender e cantar nas festas de família. :ablobcatheartsqueeze:
heck yeah, got my @github account back. it was hacked on July 16th by someone from Oregon, USA, to publish cracked software. and it was a success: before the site shut them down and suspended my acc they got 130 stars in a matter of a couple of hours.
it took GitHub 50 days to respond to my "hacked acc" report? yes, but I have my acc back and that's what matters.
as Donald The Trump would say: "the USA is a shithole country"
uepa! #MusiQuinta #CoversBR?! mas eu tenho um enorme repertório variado dissae, pourran!
vamos começar com clássicos e hinos: SUPERFANTÁSTICO do Balão Mágico com Djavan...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzC6PqPoaGs
...que é uma cover de SUPERFANTÁSTICO da dupla espanhola Enrique y Ana: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xHMoIMiuDo
as letras são super diferentes em temática e, afinal, a versão brasileira é muito mais poética e inspiracional que a original espanhola. (e meu namorade espanhol concorda com esta afirmação)
came back from my lunch to find out I was labelled a "hateful poster" on the #FAWM forums by the same guy who insists on opposing "recreational" and "creative" when it comes to music making and said that "serious" songs are worth more than songs made thru games, challenges, playfulness and humour. I suggested (emphasis on SUGGESTED) that he reflected on how these discourses might be elitist and for that he called me hateful.
I am an actual survivor of a near-fatal hate crime, so I can't help but wonder how powerful of a psychedelically depressing drug an immense amount of privilege can be to a person, specially so to a white cis straight man.
he has no idea what "hateful" means, no idea at all! 😢
@TQ people not describing images is disheartening, but collective entities, from news outlets to political organizations, not doing it is enraging to me.
@BeckePhysics these are STUNNING!!! fantastic work, kudos! thanks for sharing it with us
@Ten this is surrealist poetry and silly comedy at the same time and I love it. kudos!
@Khayman y ustedes mañana!
@dansup this might be tangential but may I suggest 2FA also for the security part?
@quasar you forgot Haïti. otherwise:
@Linza @EUCommission thanks, I'll look for it.
@elilla welp, there goes my plans of visiting SF, NOLA and NYC next year.
"soy esse proyectil que puede ser boomerang"
Fangoria por siempre! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIIrky6eMMk
...Carcará...
I dreamt I was reading the news of Daniel Ek's death. it was a good dream, but just a dream indeed. he's still alive in the real world, unfortunately. maybe tomorrow we'll get lucky? fingers crossed!
hey peeps, what alternative to ProtonMail would you recommend? #FediHelp #ProtonMail #alternatives
I just remembered Hikaru Utada is nonbinary, like me. :ablobcatheartsqueeze:
good night, fedizens!
@altaveu@mastodont.cat el error ha sigut posar en la pàgina web de #AnemHiJuntes mastodon.social en primera posició de la llista de instàncies (o simplement posar-hi, punt). llavors, això és el resultat.
hey #Bluesky, my new profile here can be found at https://bsky.app/profile/gts.cairobraga.com don't forget to follow @ap.brid.gy to be able to talk to me.
@MargemSultejano booons diaaaaas
ohayo gozaimasu, fedizens!
it's amazing to me how in Antonio da Silva's (the famous "alternative" porn director from Portugal) films, he presents and constructs a world where there is absolutely no fat or fem people and EVERYONE has huge penises, not even average ones, only big dicks.
a great example is SPUNK (2015) where he credits 65 performers and absolutely all of them are slim or muscular, masculine and have big dicks. 65 standardized people is not casuality: it's an intentional choice.
and, of course, he's not the only porn maker who does that. and don't even get me started on porn/erotic queer illustrators/designers...
@haayman keeping up and learning new things: I did then as a teenager and I do now in my 30s and will keep on doing it til I die.
HAPPY 2025 TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE 😘😘😘
@skye it's from an iconic Bollywood film: DEVDAS (2002). 100% recommended: it's high drama, high beauty, high art.
the one thing I hate the most about most Fediverse platforms is how it's all "you can migrate your account, you're free, yay" but the ONE thing you can't migrate it's your posts, which is the MAIN thing!!! it amazes me how after all this time Mastodon and the like didn't solve this problem (and it seems like it's not even a priority, at least in the Mastodon camp).
it's not like it's impossible, tho, since Hubzilla it's fully capable of it, for example.
ugh, it's just so frustrating.
as an immigrant living in an EU country for 5 years I have to say that 2 EU regulation scopes really have a positive impact in our lives IMHO: the food regulations and the data privacy regulations.
@rfflourenco a ganância dos proprietários de imóveis está a destruir a humanidade das cidades.
@TQ these all look SO GOOOOOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, congrats on being so talented, amazing work :ablobcatheartsqueeze:
hey there @jsecretan, would you be so kind to respond to my email? I know you've been responding to takedown requests in less than half an hour, sir, or you can even respond here, I'll attach my message to this toot:
"Good afternoon, Mr. Secretan.
It was brought to my attention that your company duplicated my personal Mastodon profile and published it here: https://app.heymaven.com/profile/61709
Your company did all that without any prior consent on my part, without any attribution to my intellectual property and in complete disregard, disrespect, misuse and breach of the licensing established on my profile: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-nd/4.0/
I hereby politely request the immediate removal of this duplicate of my profile and posts, pending legal measures in case this request is not fulfilled amicably.
Thanks and have a nice day. "
is this thing on?
hey @bandcampunited, I suggest you consider changing instances, since yours now have an openly racist mod: https://blackqueer.life/@mods/113110858480465485
el govern valencià està intencionalment empeorant la situació de les afectades per la #DANA, això està més clar que la llum del Sol.
però i el govern espanyol, què està fent per intervenir en favor de la població victimada?
#heartstopper S2 is a BIG YES. amazing writing and acting.
não por acaso, @xanoquita, a "Fuck You" do CeeLo Green também é o puro sumo do #rancor, mas diferente do da Lily, hehehe. #MusiQuinta
DID SOMEBODY MENTION ART? 😂 #doodle
@altsoftdrink REST IN PISS
@LambdaCalculus this post is great and the idea of not creating e-waste while boycotting them is perfect (just the image is missing a description, since we're talking about marginalized groups' access to tech)
um grito especial de imensos amor e gratidão às mulheres LGBTQIAP+ de Portugal. pouca gente fala disso abertamente mas, no país machista das "bichas cobardes", ou as mulheres movem-se ou nada acontece para a nossa comunidade. foi assim, tem sido assim e parece que seguirá sendo assim.
I need to choose a server for my lewd/NSFW account soon, because I wanna share some things about sex and birdsite is definitely not a healthy place for that, even more so on my lewd account there, since I use it for porn and hookups.
I could share them here, but I don't feel comfortable to do that.
if you have some tips for me regarding NSFW servers, let me know.
2023!
els youtubers castellanoparlants plorant perquè el govern andorrà els exigeix un nivell A2 de català, I AMB UNA OFERTA GOVERNAMENTAL DE UN CURS DE 30 HORAS PER ACONSSEGUIR-HO, és tan típic de liberaxos, hahahahahhahahaha, m'encanta.
a world in which so many people communicate thru 4 platforms ALL OWNED BY THE SAME CRIMINAL COMPANY is the opposite of what the Internet was created for. don't expect me to join.
GO GO GO NICOLAAAAAAAAAAAS!!! #JESC2022 #Portugal #Eurovision #JuniorEurovision
es la tercera vez en mi vida que estoy enamorada de une bruje.
mira, yo tengo lineaje mágica por el lado de mi mamá, abuela, bisabuela, y soy la punta de la línea. no tendré descendentes y no busqué desarrollar mis habilidades.
hay momentos en que me siento culpada por interrumpir el flujo mágico ancestral de mis matriarcas, saben? pero al final del día prefiero entender que mi magia se manifesta de otras maneras, por otros canales y con distintos metodos.
y mi mamá me ha dijo para no preocuparme con eso, que las ancestrales no me resienten y me aman como soy, y yo la creo.
añoro mucho a mi mami, no la veo hace 5 años...
só gostaria de dizer que amo TANTO a Maria Arnal ❤️❤️❤️ não apenas, mas também pois ela escreveu uma das melhores canções jamais escritas: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZXQN5QEKosA
@joanarssousa@masto.pt eu gosto muito desse vídeo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S57uhCQBEk0
"se a mãe é que decide sobre o meu comportamento, que se lixe o pai natal"
"I've already been to the mall... AND IT SUCKED!!!
I've already been to heaven and after 5 minutes I was like: LET'S. GO."
it's amazing how #FiK is always the #Eurovision NF with the most ballads and slow songs, truly a sea of boring songs. at the same time, Albania sent amazing power ballads over the years. Albanians and the jury really know how to vote.
this compilation from Elefant Records is the only Xmas album I'll ever like. I've been listening to it for 10 years, every holiday season (and the rest of the year, of course). gracias por tanto!
https://elefantrecords.bandcamp.com/album/a-christmas-gift-for-you-from-elefant-records
@quasar hey-oh! I stand corrected
Brasil, a imprensa gringa está incensando nossa Fernanda Torres como grande aposta para o Oscar de Melhor Atriz em 2025. Será que a reparação histórica pelo Oscar de 1999 vem aí? Desde já fazendo a genki-dama pois Fernandinha e Fernandona são as maiorais!!!
outra conexão interessante da Turma do Balão Mágico com a Itália é a canção DANÇA SIM, lançada por eles no mesmo disco em 1985...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lIGbGn35nKQ
...e que é uma cover da canção SCOMMETTIAMO?, lançada pelo grupo Le Piccole Ore como tema de encerramento do quiz televisivo de mesmo nome (que quer dizer "Apostamos?") transmitido pela RAI entre 1976 e 1978: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znf8_mtZDlk
@Blinxeto@mastodon.social @adhdeanasl no, because America is a continent.
I was today years old when I realized not only I could add @radiofreefedi streams to my #foobar2000 setup but thru the right components it can also scrobble the tracks played to my #LastFM account. Long Live #RadioFreeFedi! 
did I tell y'all someone tried to "sugar daddy" scam me on #Growlr last week? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@caesarologia já quero dançar essa na festa do extermínio dos ricos e super-ricos et al.
@hannu_ikonen@zeroes.ca the cognitive dissonance of the neo/liberal mind is as deafening as the vacuum of outer space, I swear
hoje a #MusiQuinta é sobre #putaria, então bora lá!!!
sem aumento no preço do arrendamento por ao menos mais 12 meses, halleloo! uma coisa a menos para me preocupar.
@ApNudd From summer's heart I greet you 🌞 #SummerSolstice
amanhã, pela primeira vez, vou poder ir às comemorações do #25deAbril em Lisboa, justamente na marca dos 50 anos da Revolução dos Cravos. estou muito emocionada e animada. e já ligadinha para "ver" tudo acontecer de novo através da @25abril1974
a french policeman shoots a teenager dead. he comes from a non-white immigrant family.
people take to the streets to protest this reasonless murder. they protest HARD.
the narrative from the right says that "uncontrolled immigration" is causing chaos in France.
right-wingers from other countries in the EU take that narrative and one-up it, suggesting "is our country safe from that?" or even asserting "our country is next".
fascism is not "on the rise", IT IS HERE RIGHT NOW!
I was today years old when I found out that the legendary icon monarch of pop Hikaru Utada is nonbinary. it feels great to be the sibling of such an amazing artist. ❤️
@maffsie how do I customize what my posting button says? I run my own instance, but my button says "Publish" and I'd like it to say "Toot".
I'm a Fem Top, apparently it's Fem Top Fall and Imma **** and ***** so much *** this season, yaaaaaaaaaasssssssssss!!!
@beto OMG, I have to use it then <3 thanks for telling me
@beto@fosstodon.org grava siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiim!!!
que chatice, tenho de ir ao supermercado.
contei que no último 18 de Julho completei 5 anos de Portugal? pois é, passou voando.
@cambraca which word from Spanish gives you a sense of what "saudade" is?
too many people talking as if Mastodon and the Fediverse were synonyms, when talking about the horrible new Masto UI and yet another update in which the devs refuse to listen to the users (specially non-white users). yes, Mastodon is the biggest software in the Fediverse, in servers and users, but it's far from being the only option.
I'm considering other similar Fediverse software to replace Mastodon as my main social media thingy. suggestions are welcome. #FediHelp
@humanhorseshoes @benroyce just wanted to point out that you're wrong: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_fluoridation_by_country
in my homecountry, Brazil, fluoridation of water has been a federal law since 1974, for example.
💳 FanCard — BJÖRK
Been a fan since: 1998
1st song: Human Behaviour
Favourite album: Medúlla
Favourite song: Wanderlust
Should've been a single: Enjoy
Less liked song: Harm of Will
Less liked album: Drawing Restraint 9
Favourite video: Wanderlust
Favourite tour: Biophilia Tour
(adapted from @bjork_brasil on birdsite)
🎵 sábado anoche 19 80
tengo bebida fría en la nevera🎵
@luka I wish I could simply deactivate today, but I need to find other ways of keeping in touch with a lot of people before I do that. same with facebook (although I've been logging into my fb acc once every 6 months for 5 years now, lol). it's fine, tho, it doesn't mean I'll use that the same way I did before until I leave it for good: this is my new home and I love it.
@hannu_ikonen@zeroes.ca sorry, but: what's a bathroom pass and why does it need a system?
@beto@fosstodon.org se quiser misturar com a letra original em espanhol, me chama pra cantar junto, hehehehehehehehehehehehe
G-zus Fucking Crisis!!! it is basically impossible to find tech content on YouTube that is not made by a white cis straight man, huh?! and I usually search across the 4 languages I speak!!!
@joaonaweb moço*
hey dears, be warned and informed about what I said in the toot above:
@digits
@gonz
@nrvalente
@rafacst
@rebolico
@filipagpinto
@diogoffilipe
@alekram
@tatiakamine
@ricardoramos
@pedrojdoc
@neilhimself
@j_howlett
@guada
@fabiomartins
@reigilgamesh
@fribbledom
@yunohost
@pixelfed
cadê a fancam da Urna Eletrônica no Fediverso, Brasil? #fancam #UrnaEletrônica #TSE #pilili
@caio.is-extremely.gay basta seguir a conta @bsky.brid.gy e seguir quaisquer instruções que te respondam por DM, é simples assim. se quiser mais detalhes: https://fed.brid.gy/docs
@caio.is-extremely.gay
@BlackAzizAnansi I just listened to this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXbsUU3fsCE
and then I was taken to an amazing cover of it right afterwards: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3dduon69YM
@MargemSultejano bom dia pra meter o 13 na urna, companheiro camarada ❤️
I wish I could say I never lose sight of things, but sometimes I do.
@lampiao eu acho que acabam por fazê-lo, claro (mesmo pq já há um Bozonazi tuga que abertamente imita o Jair e o Trump: André V3ntur4), mas acho que a motivação principal é se sentirem melhores consigo mesmos, dando menos atenção aos seus próprios problemas enquanto sentem "pena" do Brasil. é uma mentalidade que vejo ainda muito corrente por cá, infelizmente, entre pessoas de mais de 40 anos.
@filipagpinto não esqueças de oferecer um bolinho para nossas amigues invisuais. @descreva @PleaseCaption
bendito o dia em que decidi vir viver em Linda-a-Velha.
we should not be putting this "The Leader of The Free World" bullshit stamp on another person, we should be GETTING RID of such a toxic notion, honestly.
on the last day of this month I'll turn 34.
@dansup come on, Dan, no need to cater to Meta, right?
I lost my last pair of sunglasses, damnit! 😢
@elilla or the brazilian version: "as PrEParadas são mais popozudas".
@billzismyname not as handsome as you, I can tell you that.
@elilla que Yemọjá te receba de braços abertos, querida.
aliás, quase todo o repertório da Turma do Balão Mágico era de covers de canções em espanhol e italiano.
às vezes até chegava a ser uma corrente de covers, como por exemplo:
CO-CO-UÁ do Balão Mágico lançada em 1985...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ocWS6arAQo
...que era uma cover de LA GALLINA CO-CO-UA lançada por Enrique y Ana em 1978...: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggTrsGU5aFw
...que era uma cover de LA GALLINA COCCOUÁ, apresentada por Maria Laura Scavone e Assunta Berti no festival italiano da canção infantil Zecchino d'Oro em 1972: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfY-dFgMeBg
disdiidd I forget my phone at myh fiernd's house or did I let ir drop at he uber I tok to ome back home===????
fuuucko, I dont' want to hav e to buy another pohoeneeee
jodeeeeeeeer
please deseeenme suerote
cryyyyyyyyyyyy llllrrords
pero he demorisr que mãmsnsna trabajossa
😭
@telzey I have Android and I used Fedilab and Tusky.
I've just read the latest news about the #TikTok ban in the US and once again I'm appalled by the sheer arrogance and hipocrisy of the United States of Amerikkka.
all the arguments they had for this ban is things they themselves did in a very recent past on a global scale. can you imagine if the EU or Brazil would pass a law forcing Meta to sell Instagram and/or Facebook to a non-US-American company otherwise it would be banned due to concerns about Meta being a threat to their national securities? I mean, contrary to the suspicions about ByteDance, which are completely hypothetical as of now, the suspicions about Meta have been proven time and time and time and again and again and again in the last 10 years. and I didn't even mention the whole NSA shit, which went completely unpunished (except for the whistleblowers, of course), not triggering a single sanction against the USA from any country illegally spied on.
but hey, "China, TikTok, AMURIKKA FUCK YEAH et al, so let's accuse them of doing what we actually did to every other country in the planet, and everybody knows we did it, and Meta keeps on doing it as we speak, otherwise we will ban them, for our National Security, and not at all to cater to Zuck's hunger for monopoly of the young minds of Amurikka" is the mindset of the US, so let them be completely excluded from a huge chunk of the online conversation and let's see if they realize what are the consequences of that.
this is all so insane, I can't even...
@orlas sim! depois do cerimonial oficial da posse, haverá uma série de shows na Esplanada dos Ministérios, o #FestivalDoFuturo. artistas de várias gerações e estilos da música brasileira estão escaladas, incluindo Pabllo e Urias.
@altsoftdrink LINDOOO!!!
I need to write a fucking intro post, don't I? I do, I really do...
(proceeds to do anything else but writing said post)
FUCK ISRAEL
@Lockdownyourlife I just read the articles and it's actually 4 stories, geez...
@ruloleaks the point of having an account in a server is data ownership. one of the main aspects of the fediverse is that you own your data, no one else does. so a distributed identity might not be feasible in that context. on the other hand, a nomadic identity can (an account that can be migrated from one server to another in its entirety), and it already exists in a Fediverse platform called Hubzilla.
@fabio@fabiomrbarbosa.com YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY welcome again, min älskling. ❤️
what a fucking day, UGH
"Eugen, stop gagging on Zuck's pole" challenge.
remember when Trump called us in the Global South "shithole countries"???
the USA is the shitholest country of them all, daaahliiing!!!
bom dia, buenos dias, bon dia, bos días, bonjour, buongiorno, god morgon, सुप्रभात, ata pai, добрий ранок, お早う, good morning!
I am being naughty and tooting from work
I just wish #Portugal would stop being the US's and the UK's lapdog. but that's never going to happen.
Janelle Monáe's THE ARCHANDROID: what a freaking masterpiece!!!
FELIZ ANO NOVO, CARALHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
TIVE UM PLOT TWIST DO BEM NA NOCHEVIEJA, VIVA MÉXICOOOOOOOOOO
@TQ a jaw-dropping example: @workingclasshistory
está um lindo domingo de sol e eu vou aproveitar um bocadito, indo ao mercado. há de se combinar o útil com o agradável, afinal.
fedizens, hello! wanna get funky groovy dancy in this tuesday afternoon? well, I have got something for ya, all the way from 2013...: https://www.mixcloud.com/cairobraga/dex-sessions-13062013-live-dj-set/
I don't fucking care if it's US, Europe, China, Russia: I DON'T WANT FUCKING DERIVATIVE LLMs (wrongly called " generative AI") STEALING EVERYTHING WE DO ONLINE SO THEY CAN MAKE MONEY WHILE DESTROYING THE PLANET, DESTROYING THE INTERNET AND UNDERMINING HUMAN EVOLUTION ITSELF!!! I WANT LLM COMPANIES TO FAIL, BLEED, DIE, ROT AND DISAPPEAR!!!
@filipagpinto é um prazer
if you like amazing #music, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7FsK1qy7B4
@canleaf you didn't answer my question, tho.
I started this narrative without giving some context so here we go: right now I have 2 remote servers I'm using to experiment with running my own webservices on the open internet. notice I am not a tech person, just a curious enthusiast who loves to experiment with tech.
the oldest one is a shared web hosting I've had for years on Hostgator Brasil which I originally rented to run my websites and podcasts. even though it is limited, it can still run a lot of cool things. right now it has my Joplin sync point, it's running 2 Wordpress websites (including 2 podcasts w/ PowerPress), Wallabag (Pocket alternative), Nextcloud (which I'm getting rid of), Baikal (Contacts & Calendar) and my new @Castopod experiment.
the newest one is a VPS on Time4VPS which I had for over a year. it's a modest but very capable server, in which I'm using @yunohost to run a URL shortener of my own using LSTU, a very experimental live video page using @owncast and this Mastodon instance using @glitch.social
ASAP I will be getting myself a #RaspberryPi 4B to experiment with onsite self-hosting with services such as @pixelfed, @peertube, Navidrome. I'm very excited to try that.
@ricardotedim @mhf @ritanobregagomes fizeste super bem, Ricardo, incluindo o uso combinado do CW e das hashtags
turns out I fell in love with him before I knew he could read and write in 3 script systems. 😍
is it surprising or unsurprising that Apartheid Clyde is not a scientologist?
@ruikubla@coletivos.org ñ foi isso q eu disse, nem de longe, afinal o CW serve pra isso: posta quem quer o que quiser de maneira consciente, mas tb vê quem escolhe ver conscientemente. (e ñ acho necessário o uso de deboches nesta conversa, da qual estou a participar de maneira sincera e honesta)
@luka I went to Film School in University and this film had a huge impact in all of us when the History of Cinema teacher showed it in class. it became a lifelong favourite for me.
if your software demands a user to compile it and build it on their own for it to be used, you deliberately made the choice to make it exclusive to a very tiny fraction of the population.
it makes me specially annoyed when you actually make the Windows builds available and then say "Linux users have to compile it manually".
FUCK YOU AND YOUR PIECE OF SHIT SOFTWARE, YOU ELITIST ASSHOLE!!!
@fredbrooker@witter.cz don't risk being ableist just because you're lazy, dear.
feriado, frio e chuva. quero ir à esbórnia mas tou tão bem no aconchego do meu lar...
@vndmtrx obrigada pelos mimos
@Crazypedia it wasn't meant to be a gut punch, I apologize.
isn't it extremely loudly telling that men go to porn movie theatres that show "straight porn"... to have sex with other men?
hello there, Bluesky peeps. I'm speaking to you from the Fediverse using a bridge service. that means I don't actually have a Bluesky account, but we can still fully interact if you use the bridge too.
Algés, Oeiras, Portugal: now it's 10C, with 6C feel. and it's supposed to be 5C during sunrise, with 1C feel. 🥶
en un bus, con destino a los brazos de mi príncipe toledane, y en sus brazos estaré por dos semanas
pessoal, estou a ver muitas imagens sendo postadas e boostadas mas não estou a vê-las sendo publicadas com DESCRIÇÃO. tenham atenção a isto, é um recurso importante de acessibilidade e deve ser usado não apenas sempre aqui, mas também nos outros cantos da internet em que ele existe. #MastoDicas
em menos de 24h vou abraçar meu pai e meu padrasto pela primeira vez em 4 anos. estou que não me caibo de ansiedade e felicidade. #VidaImigrante
@ointersexo é uma outra maneira de obter apps android de código aberto, diretamente das fontes tipo Github e afins, normalmente para apps que não se publicam em repositórios do F-Droid ou Play Store etc. é muito legal, vale a pena explorar: https://github.com/ImranR98/Obtainium
@clima Oeiras, Portugal
@yetzt this is awesome, thank you!
I was today years old when I found out synth-rock legends DEVO released a 360º video for their banger "What We Do" back in 2016: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rr3akQ8XX3M
hey fedizens, how are you doing today? happy holidaze!
can y'all help me with a little bit of testing/debugging, please? you just need to interact (reply/favourite/follow) with this post/account using your fedi accounts: https://podcasts.cairobraga.com/@ElephantRadio/posts/cc84e9fc-90b8-43fc-a02e-5ee162ef3ae5
this is related to these issues:
- https://code.castopod.org/adaures/castopod/-/issues/254
- https://code.castopod.org/adaures/castopod/-/issues/242
thanks in advance! #debugging #testing #fediverse #podcasting
BURN THE WHITE HOUSE
e mais uma tentativa de avisar meus seguidores no Bluesky da ponte para o Fediverso, leiam o post acima desse pfv:
@williamcury.bsky.social
@augenio.bsky.social
@quimerafalante.bsky.social
@zecapipocas.bsky.social
@fuviobalsalobre.bsky.social
OH MY GOD DID THE GROUND JUST SHAKE, LISBON?! WAS THIS SEISMIC ACTIVITY JUST NOW?? #Portugal #Lisbon #Earthquake #SeismicActivity
@cambraca saudade is an important element of the whole of lusophonic culture, to be honest. hehehe.
I saw this posted by @ptr@mastodonsweden.se without #AltText, so I decided to post it myself with Alt Text.
what surprises me is that @protonprivacy didn't post the same thing here on the Fediverse.
anyways, fuck #ChatControl, fuck the plutocrats, here's the link from the original tweet: https://www.eureporter.co/business/data/mass-surveillance-data/2024/04/15/leak-eu-interior-ministers-want-to-exempt-themselves-from-chat-control-bulk-scanning-of-private-messages/
@captbarba79 AAAAAAAAAAAAAA e foi bom?
@ElephantRadio@podcasts.cairobraga.com será será será
a subida da rampa e a passagem da faixa são um momento instantaneamente gigante da nossa História democrática. O BRASIL É A UNIÃO NA DIVERSIDADE DO NOSSO POVO E DA NOSSA CULTURA!!! #PosseDeLula
@reigilgamesh adoro um longbottom, hihihi
US-Americans, are you ready to lose your Constitution for good and officially? looking historically from the outside, it seems like one of the Republican Party's endgames for decades, honestly.
and we're back! my instance (and all my websites) was unreachable for a few days due to some DNS problems, but it's all good now
and yes, this happened as part of my #SelfHostAdventures, lol
@pzg@masto.pt @pedrojdoc esse "às vezes" já está muito frequente pra ser chamado assim, IMHO
@hyouka@mastodon.lol let's not forget our differently abled siblings who would love to be able to read this image with a nifty description.
trobo a faltar #Català en mi timeline. en Twitter segueixo a moltes comptes i m'encantaria que aqui fos igual o millor.
ajudeu-me, si us plau.
I need help from other #MastoAdmin people: I'm running my instance on @yunohost, but it is now eating up 8GB of storage, with my admin interface reporting that 5GB are of Media Storage. any tips on how to deal with that?
@lusotart@pettingzoo.co LET'S GOOOOOO
@wikimediapt YAAAAAAAAAY
@xanoquita @scinuno Sandrita nunca passa frio.
@miugnutos@bolha.one -la o quê: n-monog ou monog?
leiam o post acima deste, por favore, amores:
@omariobezerra.bsky.social
@omariobezerra.bsky.social
@odilon.bsky.social
@odilon.bsky.social
@hieimitha.bsky.social
@hieimitha.bsky.social
@goncalosousa.bsky.social
@goncalosousa.bsky.social
@BlackAzizAnansi also, if this comes to be in the US, a whole torrent of other countries, specially in Europe, will follow suit. we are really getting a 20th century remake, huh? fuck...
ninguém nunca mais deveria cantar ou gravar COMO NOSSOS PAIS depois da Elis. e eu realmente acredito nisso. a interpretação dela é absolutamente insuperável no que a canção precisa transmitir, mas também foi feita na época em que a canção precisava transmitir a mensagem num contexto em que a canção precisava existir. não dá, gente, NÃO DÁ! não regravem nunca COMO NOSSOS PAIS, ponto final.
NÃO FOI DESCOBRIMENTO, FOI MATANÇA, FOI GENOCÍDIO.
I already finished my live broadcast as part of THE NETLABEL DAY 2024 52-HOUR LONG RADIO TRANSMISSION, but you should definitely stay tuned and listen here: https://www.internet-radio.com/station/netlabelday/
there are still more than 45 hours of amazing programming blocks from amazing people from all over the #CreativeCommons #music community talking about and playing #CCmusic in commemoration of the 10th #NetlabelDay, so don't miss out!
olá malta em Portugal! estou a vender um disco SSD 256GB. agradeço a passagem de palavra: https://www.olx.pt/d/anuncio/disco-ssd-2-5-samsung-pm871b-256gb-sata-6gbps-mz-nln256c-IDHvoz9.html?bs=olx_pro_listing
@miugnutos@bolha.one no meu português misturado BR+PT: fds, mal espero pro fds!
"Águas de Março" é mesmo um musicaço, né?
@PJ_Evans @hannu_ikonen@zeroes.ca let's be real here, "the route Israel has taken" is whitewashing. Israel STARTED ITSELF with a genocide of Palestinians, MAINTAINED ITSELF with multiple genocides of Palestinians and it's EXPANDING with a genocide of Palestinians. it has been evil from the start. Hamas is an evil REACTION to an evil ACTION.
now let's watch the european fash feeling hella emboldened by everything that happened today in the USA.
as I said a couple of times before and it bears repeating: the USA is the biggest threat to the whole world right now and it needs to be stopped, halted, dismounted, disassembled and terminated ASAP.
@fabiomrbarbosa @orlas 😳 nem perto de sempre, lol
The United Christofascist States of North America
o IPMA prevê 4C com sensação de 2C para amanhã na faixa das 7h às 10h em Lisboa. vou ficar é bem quietinha debaixo das minhas cobertas. 🥶
@BlackAzizAnansi but ass is good... (I'll see myself out)
it's DERIVATIVE "AI", not Generative AI. it doesn't generate anything.
why is relaxing so difficult?
@sisif@mastodont.cat no pot ser que ha dit això
hey, people in the USA, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKAc6fMz2kI
@GelatDeTramussos @sisif@mastodont.cat Saudita és una nacionalitat, Nazi no, les dues coses poden ser veritat al mateix temps en una mateixa persona.
leap day should be a no-work day for EVERYONE.
está um griso do caralho nesta Lisboa! 🥶
@evan my answer is yes to both questions. 😖
@limebar again?
HAPPY #NetlabelDay2024 and International #NonBinaryPeoplesDay FEDIZENS!!!
we've been doing this for a decade now, come and see the amazing free music releases we got for you this time around (spot me in the list, if you can): https://netlabelday.org/netlabel-day-2024/
LONG LIVE #CreativeCommons! LONG LIVE #FreeCulture!
#NetlabelDay #music #CCmusic #NewRelease #FediMusic #FediArt #netlabel
just watched the DOOM PATROL series finale and cried. just like AGENTS OF SHIELD, it was an underrated and underwatched superhero show that lived long enough to end on its own terms. I am happy I was able to enjoy both of them while they were happening.
up next: try to convince my boyfriend to watch STEVEN UNIVERSE with me, 1st time for him, 3rd time for me. why now? 10th year anniversary, of course!
@Mitolx eu preciso lavar roupa 😞
so, to which similar Fediverse software should I migrate to in order to replace Mastodon, fedizens? I want/need your input so I can start looking into some options. #FediHelp
@Seriouslyboredin2012 isso é provavelmente uma montagem, mas eles provam a estupidez em abundância de outras maneiras mais reais.
@ElephantRadio@podcasts.cairobraga.com testaaaaabdoo
@ElephantRadio@podcasts.cairobraga.com omg será que funciona
this essay from @JuliusGoat is astounding and y'all should read it: https://armoxon.substack.com/p/jordan-neely-was-a-person
I just found found out Kashiyuka (aka Kashiyuchrist) from Perfume is a New Order fan!
I'M SO DISORGANIZED, UGH!!!!!!!
eu continuo achando bizarro que Portugal se debate tanto sobre o voto eletrônico quando existe modelo e tecnologia brasileira para estudar, se basear, adaptar, testar e implantar.
BONA DIADA!!! VISCA CATALUNYA LLIURE I INDEPENDENT!!! 🎗️
just listened to I AM by @shannoncurtis on @radiofreefedi and it's a banger
Brasil, ainda não caiu a ficha que Sônia Guajajara e Joênia Wapichana serão as grandes cabeças no novo e histórico Ministério dos Povos Indígenas, com Sônia como ministra e Joênia como Presidenta da FUNAI (que, segundo a própria, passará a se chamar FUNAPI). combinadas com a ministra do Meio Ambiente e das Mudanças Climáticas, Marina Silva, essa trifecta forma o grupo de mulheres mais importantes e poderosas das Américas (e do Mundo), pois serão fundamentais nos desafios climáticos e ambientais que o planeta já enfrenta e que vão se agravar na próxima década, já que a governança dos grandes biomas brasileiros é transversal às questões dos povos originários.
estão deixando a gente sonhar! e a gente merece! ❤️❤️❤️
@squirrel@social.bau-ha.us @Codeberg
no, I don't agree, their statement is very clear to me.
however, you said:
"If I had to carefully consider the politics of each server, it would be hard to get on the fediverse."
and this tells me everything I need to know about your intentions in this thread, lol.
good night and good luck!
@draco @bri_seven I identify as nonbinary and I am aware that that means I am technically trans (as in: do not identify with gender assigned at birth), but I feel like you, Draco, and I refrain from identifying openly as trans for the same reason.
@skye OMG, I was trying to be cute but I'm sounding TOO FLIRTY, I am truly sorry.
ma che stupida voglia che ho!
(meme by marpetya on birdsite, reposted with permission)
@fossheim you drew those using CSS and nothing else? I am in total awe!
quando a Rita Lee morreu eu fiquei 1 semana desestruturada. sinto que quando for a hora do Gil vou ficar igualzinha. que não seja logo.
continuando a pedir para que as gatas no Bluesky usem a ponte para o Fediverso para podermos ser todos felizes juntos, leiam os posts acima deste:
@thatoneluisa.bsky.social
@mattguimaraes.bsky.social
@brunomnacarato.bsky.social
@domenicamendes.com
@Sondra isso é Textículos de Mary, né?
la família real española tiene que ser ***********.
(censurado pues mi pareja es de españa y no quiero que va a la cárcel como pasó con Pablo Hásel, por asociación a mi)
hey, fedizens, what about this DJ-mix I made 11 years ago as an "audition" to play at #Ursound (the biggest bear party in all of Latin America)?
Mixcloud: https://www.mixcloud.com/cairobraga/demoset-para-ursound-04-2013/
Direct download: https://cairobraga.com/basket/sound/mixtapes/CairoBraga-DemoSetParaUrsound042013.mp3
I ended up DJing at the party several times a couple years later.
#music #NowPlaying #DJmix #MixtapeMondays #mixtape #DJset #HouseMusic #NuDisco #Disco #Pop
BIENVENIDOS A LA FRANCE is this year's best original song in a film, periodt.
I had other things to do? YES
still I remembered a #mashup idea from years ago and decided to make it? YES
still have some fine adjustments and arrangement decisions to make for it to be finished, but the 1st demo is sounding pretty good. my príncipe toledano is being my beta tester for this one and I hope to release it online next week, even though I don't know where a person can release a mashup in this day and age in order for it to get some exposure and listeners.
oh well, I'm proud of this one, even more so because it's such an obvious mashup and, according to my web search, nobody has done it before, which baffles me, honestly.
anyways, can't wait to finish it and release it.
sometimes I'm such a disappointment to myself...
la campaña #VamonosJuntas es absolutamente genial, pero sería aun mejor si no hubiera puesto mastodon.social como opción de servidor para la gente que quiere unirse al fediverso, mucho menos como PRIMEIRA opcion en la lista que tienen en la web https://vamonosjuntas.org/join/
(edit para más contexto, creo que la página web de @gotosocial lo dice muy bien: "We also don't believe that flagship instances with thousands and thousands of users are very good for the Fediverse, since they tend towards centralization and can easily become 'too big to block'.")
de cualquier manera, un gran Enhorabuena a todes que hicieron esta campaña de manera tan bien presentada y con atención a las lenguas regionales de España (hay versions de la web en Catalán, Euskara, Gallego y Castellano). como residente de Portugal me da envidia que no hemos tenido nada similar por acá, considerando que se supone que, como somos menos gente, sería más fácil atingir las personas.
VIVA EL FEDIVERSO!!!
I just surprise-released the 3rd volume of my JUVENILIA collection before the official release date on my sparkling new @itchio store. It will hit streaming platforms this Thursday the 30th of November. It's a pay-what-you-want download and another step of me exploring #Bandcamp alternatives: https://cairobraga.itch.io/juvenilia-vol3
#NewMusic #IndieMusic #ElectronicMusic #ExperimentalMusic #MastoArt #FediMusic #FediArt #CCMusic #QueerArt
@james I voted no and here's my explanation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5r1Qkevf6s
@dfaria @batendolatas @antoni podes explicar como se é "verdadeiramente descentralizada" nesse contexto, sff? estou curiosa
@brunomiguel pra quem gosta do Chrome e não quer mudar de experiência tanto assim, basta mudar para o Chromium, é uma opção muito versátil e há distribuições 100% ungoogled: https://chromium.woolyss.com/
@xeophin Wallabag!
cc @cambraca and the whole musicians.today community; @etherdiver and the whole ravenation.club community.
let's see if I can spin a @gotosocial instance today
olha, meteram uma menção à minha cover de ESTOU ALÉM do António Variações no artigo da Wikipédia sobre ele, tou a ser mencionade junto da Lena d'Água!!! @RuteRadio, isto é coisa tua? hahahahahahahaha
https://pt.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ant%C3%B3nio_Varia%C3%A7%C3%B5es#Vers%C3%B5es
como querer djavanear o que há de bom
Björk forever!!!
forgot to mention that my Linux distro of choice, for obvious reasons, is @ubuntustudio #LinuxTransition
I just realized I fell in love/got infatuated/got deeply emotionally involved 4 separate times during 2023. and each one of those persons is from a different country, hehehe.
gonna write a song called "true polyam soul rebel", lol.
someone in the United States of America wrote the phrase "It is possible to kill children legally, if for example one is being attacked by an enemy who hides behind them." and then was given power and support enough to publish that phrase as if it was journalism thru a media entity that has the power to call itself "a newspaper".
there's no country more dangerous to the whole world than the United States of America. no other country. at all.
PP de novo, Galiza?!
"queques que guincham" é mais um novo (e maravilhoso) nome para os liberachos tugas. afinal alguma coisa boa o António Costa tinha que nos dar em algum momento.
meu humor do dia foi destruído pela Carris Metropolitana feat. Metro de Lisboa.
añoro a mi bombón 😭
@BlackAzizAnansi the USA is the single biggest threat to the whole world, including to its own population and its allies.
@elilla they do have horny deities, I guess that's the only reason they beat us. but we're still rocking this. at least I know I am doing my part.
@fredbrooker@witter.cz the image would be "read" and described automatically?
FUCK THE USA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THE UK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
🤬
I am once again asking people from the US to stop talking about the US as if it was the only thing that exists in the world. your country, as a colonial superpowered empire as it is, is still just ONE out of ONE HUNDRED AND NINETY THREE countries that make the United Nations, for a point of reference.
so, please, hurry up and get used to the idea that each of you is not only one of yours, but more importantly one of ALL OF US.
how does the country with the WORST electoral system in the planet have the GALL to call itself "the biggest democracy in the world"?!?!?!
every cult inside the USA is a meta-cult.
@errol so what I do is I always click on the permalink of a toot to read all the replies and I end up finding more interesting people to follow or at least reply to.
(did you know that you can reply to a toot that is "out of reach" of your instance by pasting it's permalink to the search bar of your dashboard/UI?)
2025 is the year I want to move away from all Google services, specially GMail. let's see if I can do it.
este desgraçado do Marcelo Rebelo de Sousa entregou EM SEGREDO uma alta condecoração do Estado Português chamada "Grande Colar da Liberdade" a um dos fundadores do MDLP, uma organização terrorista de extrema-direita que atuou no seguimento da Revolução dos Cravos, com ataques bombistas e tentativas de rapto.
aqui está a notícia com mais detalhes: https://onovo.sapo.pt/noticias/marcelo-condecorou-antonio-de-spinola-em-segredo/
depois vêm dizer que quem tem a culpa do crescimento da extrema-direita são os partidos de esquerda... pró caralho!!! 😡
cannot wait to know what Glitch-Soc is gonna incorporate from the new Mastodon 4. hoping for just the good parts, hehehe.
@carmensandiego GASP!
@reigilgamesh PANG (disco da Polachek), sexy e uau! 😜 parabéns pela autodescoberta, babes 😘
it's not a perfect country by any means, but our State structure is robust and not convoluted, in that we can take some pride. and in our electoral system and laws, for sure.
(going thru what, exactly?)
e-nuff
toodles!
I love her, but if Alyssa Edwards ends up winning #RuPaulsDragRace #GlobalAllStars, I might actually stop watching. #DragRace
@captbarba79 HINO
@pedrojdoc oh, quando for lá tenho de comer pois parece delicioso.
@dgil ni Stremio?
AINDA ESTOU AQUI INDICADO A MELHOR FILME INTERNACIONAL AND MELHOR FILME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
good morning! and FUCK "Emília Pérez"!!!
the keyboard wizard of my favourite band, Primal Scream, made the great passage. you will be missed, Martin Duffy! ❤️❤️❤️ thanks for being a major influence on my music, I can only hope to honour your legacy. #RIP https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JIfTPZAxVY
omg this last #Mastodon / #GlitchSoc update was a DOOZY
but I was able to get thru it succesfully #SelfHosting #SelfHostAdventures 
in any case: the part of the #Mastodon docs that talks about DB Encryption is just bad and that's why it took me more than an hour to solve the new dependencies and inconsistencies on my server.
@vademetroananas yup! e é um trabalho narrativo monumental essa série. uma das melhores do século, com certeza. fiquei embasbacada do começo ao fim.
(deu vontade de ver novamente, queria ter visto com a minha mãe ❤️, foi ela quem me ensinou a gostar de horror, terror e gore desde miúdo e a entender o que há de mais profundo e humano nessas histórias )
(ñ vi com ela pois já estava em Portugal quando estreou e ela está no Brasil)
@old_angry_queer @Nyxevra which country in America?
HEY ANGLOPHONES, DON'T MAKE ME TAP THE FUCKING SIGN!!!
⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️
let's make one thing very clear: Alberto Santos Dumont is the father of aviation, fuck the "Wronght" Brothers.
agora só falta uma semana para ter meu babo de volta nos meus braços, depois de 2 meses. me sinto um adolescente, lol. ❤️ #ÉoAmor
not exactly a #Bandcamp alternative but a nice musician-led initiative towards the descentralization of our "industry": https://funmusic.place/
eu: caçador de mim.
I need help, fedizens.
first attempt to run my own @pixelfed instance on a Docker stack seemed successful, after many issues and resolutions to them. the stack is running, no errors on the logs of the containers. but when I access the URL on my browser, I get ERROR 500. when I access via the local IP and port, it opens the Pixelfed site, but on a "Sorry, this page isn't available" page.
I am honestly lost right now.
#FediHelp #help #SelfHostAdventures #SelfHosting #SelfHosted #SelfHost
@joaonaweb ela é a maior há anos e me parece muito maravilhoso que este reconhecimento internacional venha através de um disco em que ela recupera o início da própria carreira. "Treme" foi um dos últimos CDs que fui numa loja para comprar e tive o prazer de vê-la ao vivo bem de pertinho na época. uma artista como poucas. viva Gaby Amarantos, viva o Tecnobrega, viva o Pará e viva a Amazônia!!!
@fabiomrbarbosa@social.trismegistus.eu this is kinda huge, innit? 
desde a vitória de Lula as TVs portuguesas estão DIARIAMENTE fazendo entradas em telejornais em que dão espaço a bolsonaristas alucinados para que gritem suas sandices em rede nacional. qual o motivo? pq está já a parecer que ñ é informar...
isn't thanksgiving the celebration of white colonizers' genocide against indigenous people in North America? why am I seeing POC taking part in it, then?
2 wisdom teeth out (upper), 2 to go.
the removal was quick and simple, the post-op is fucking annoying.
and the next surgery is gonna be a doozy, listen: Imma have to do a 3D radiography because there are jaw nerves involved and the dentist need to know how to proceed correctly.
genetics really fucked me up on that area, I tell you.
also, I'm on my 2nd day of a cold and liquid diet and I'm already fed up, pun intended.
anyways, how y'all doing, fedizens?
@fredbrooker@witter.cz is it so hard to be human towards fellow humans with different abilities that we have to automatize it?
@limebar paging @beto because they know how to do it beautifully 💚
@sisif@mastodont.cat el punt inicial és: m'encanta aprendre llengües, la lingüística i la comunicació.
pertant: em vaig enamorar del Català via una cançó de La Casa Azul ("Superherois") i de "Merlì", vaig començar a estudiar en Duolingo, vaig entrar com alumne a un curs gratis a la Universitat de São Paulo que es ofereix com part de la Xarxa Llull, vaig ser selecionat per participar del Campus Universitari de la Llegua Catalana al 2019 (immersió lingüística amb altres 29 alumnes de la Xarxa d'altres 29 països, una setmana a Girona i altra a Andorra) i això va ser un dels millors estius de tota la meva vida, vull anar a viure a Catalunya al 2026.
per enmig de tot això, vaig aparèixer 2 vegadas a KATALONSKI de TV3, representant el Brasil, la segona al context del Campus de la Llengua.
resumidament, és així, hehehe.
@joaombarbosa sim e não, hihihi
@diogo plenamente de acordo, ainda mais se tratando de certos GRUPOS de media em Portugal que podem muito bem fazer uma instância para abrigarem todos os seus OCS, empresas ou o que seja, já que tem recursos económicos e tecnológicos para tal, ao invés de carregar ainda mais iniciativas comunitárias.
@arles@mozilla.social é aquele ditado: NÃO FOI DESCOBRIMENTO, FOI MATANÇA
@ElephantRadio@podcasts.cairobraga.com testando esta belezinha
welp, it looks like I'll never upgrade from Windows 10. better restart my Linux transition once more, WITH FEELING
"US-Americans: start calling yourselves US-Americans" challenge.
what's happening with #Bandcamp is also a symptom of the problem of having basically ALL OF OUR INTERNET SERVICES originating, financed and based on the USA. our digital lives in what was supposed to be a cybergallaxy of endless possibilities is actually being dictated by a small group of white men living in Idiocracyland.
@elilla tás preparada pra fila que vai formar depois destas declarassandras?
my #NetlabelDay2024 release is now live on @mirlo! it's a huge time tunnel with a bunch of never-before-released tracks, so if you like time travel, come with me!
https://mirlo.space/cairobraga/release/my-1st-decade-of-netlabel-day
#music #NetlabelDay #Portugal #Brasil #CCmusic #musodon #NewRelease #FediMusic #FediArt
@dansup but is this for a flagship server? what if I want to migrate to my own server in the future?
bom dia, Brasil! bom dia, Portugal! bom dia, Mundo! a estrela brilhou anunciando que a luta está só começando, mas que já estamos vencendo. ❤️⭐#LulaPresidente
@fbobraga olha aqui um exemplo fresquinho saído do forno: https://botsin.space/@fuck_cars_bot/112353777390059512
one of the most wonderful albums ever made, not a single bad or filler song. amen, Secos & Molhados!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fruUuc5Ud_c&list=OLAK5uy_k5ccxx5AuxRCcbBLins5TT7yOZjnL1HX0
only 24h to go until 2023 arrives...
it really sinks in that we are all really colonized by the US when we stop and realize that "Hollywood" is considered the "most important film industry" while every film industry in India has been delivering works of ultra high level across the board by the hundreds per year for at least half a century. and nothing Hollywood ever produced and will produce never comes close.
just a tiny, but immense, example here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY5pjZkKo5c
@TQ all the shading work looks BEAUTIFUL, for reals. the hard work, it's paying off handsomely. many kudos and keep on rocking it
@orlas @pixelfed @orlasphotos trés chic! ❤️
@refarias bem-vinde, Natinho lindo
@hannu_ikonen@zeroes.ca (but eating a dick is good...) 😜
I will NEVER get over this fact: for a couple of hours during my work shift on a cold rainy sunday in Algés I was in the same building, just a few meters from #Madonna!!! (I will post images later, I have proof!!!)
primeiro dia de trabalho depois de férias é sempre uma grande merda, né. 😫
okay, fedizens, which web app/interface should I try to use with my @gotosocial instance since @pinafore is unmaintained?
doente, carente, estressada e emotiva: estou INSUPORTÁVEL até para mim mesma, ugh!!!
GAL ETERNA!!!!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjCkYMVrGxU ❤️💔
@filipagpinto quando sobes a imagem para o toot, no canto inferior esquerdo haverá uma indicação com um ícone "i" e os dizeres "no description added". carregas aí e adicionas a descrição.
na interface de descrição podes então adicionar o texto e escolher um ponto focal da imagem, que sempre será visto em qualquer formato/proporção da miniatura.
@Adam_Cadmon1@mastodon.online I use VLC and MPC-BE for videos and foobar2000 for music.
@cambraca the spanish word that is considered the closest to a direct and accurate translation of "saudade" is "añoranza" (which I originally learned in its catalan form "enyorança").
the Priberam (Portugal) dictionary of the portuguese language defines "saudade" as: Grateful memory of an absent person, of a past moment, or of something one is deprived of.
the Michaelis (Brazil) dictionary of portuguese language defines it as: Nostalgic and melancholic feeling associated with the memory of an absent, distant or extinct person or thing, or the absence of things, pleasures and emotions experienced in the past, considered positive and desirable goods.
@skye this is for you https://toot.cairobraga.com/@cairobraga/111539123015331384
anyways, this #FAWM drama ended up eating the little time I had before work, now I have to run and go to work.
this fucked up my day, I tell you!
my 
timeline is right now 80% people livecommenting the World Cup of Shame. almost all of them spent half this year criticizing the event and calling for boycotts. WTF?!
I am baffled and, honestly, very angry. how can I feel trust in case I/we need those people to mobilize towards a common goal when they can't even do something as simple as not watching something on TV? it's actually even worse, since they are all engaging with it in a public forum that enables the organizers of the event to use said engagement to validate this shitshow as a "sucess" after it happens.
it's the same thing that's still happening with Harry Potter fans, but in a much larger scale.
it makes me deeply sad because it makes me feel worthless as a queer, migrant person from the global south. people really rather "have fun" than care about people like me or even other people in general.
we have a saying in Brazil that goes: "football is the opium of the masses". this disgusting event is the proof that the saying is true and it serves capitalism very very well.
I am really really sad with all this and this is another thing that makes me want to leave for good. also makes me hate this whole world a bit more.
@vndmtrx mentira que FINALMENTE vão trazer pro AP uma das melhores coisas do Zot e que já existe no Hubzilla há anos?! HALLELUJAH!!!
@kingannoy@octodon.social @djsundog @ajroach42 oooh, I'll stay tuned. thanks!
@Adam_Cadmon1@mastodon.online listen, I've been with people who are almost as cute as koalas and also had Chlamydia. at least with koalas we know in advance.
FUCK ALL Y'ALL FOR NOT GIVING BLANCA PALOMA HER DUE #Eurovision
@billzismyname OK, this is totes adorbs!
this is a post for people seeing me from #Bluesky: I'm not here, I'm using a bridge between the #Fediverse and Bsky. so unless you use the bridge as well, I can't see or interact with your posts and replies. you can get more info at @bsky.brid.gy or https://fed.brid.gy/docs on how to use the bridge, and I encourage you to do it!
@QsBoyfriend they were all teenagers while filming, tho. most of them turned 20 this year.
recebi um email avisando que já posso comprar um Framework Laptop em Portugal, justo quando estou a preparar-me para comprar um portátil novo. ping @DiogoConstantino: thoughts?
it's amazing how my home timeline has become more alive and populated after this permission problem was solved, wow!
@thomasfuchs I'm using ungoogled-chromium and Bromite. is that better?
...era verão! dia dezenuóve de dezembro...
@beto woohoo, congrats! next year Imma get myself an RPi4B to experiment with onsite self-hosting, I'm excited.
I wish Anoushka and Norah would make a whole album together.
suggestion to all: watch the new INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE series.
OMFG MTP SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUST KILL THIS PROTOCOL ALREADY, IT'S SHIIIITTTTTTT
@hamishb @Shrigglepuss when it comes to Mastodon, it tracks with the devs' history of actively not listening to the users' perspectives that differ from their own.
if you're trying to understand the "TradWife" thing and its pernicious intentions, I highly recommend this great video by Ash Shakar:
https://novaramedia.com/2023/03/15/debunking-the-tradwife-movement-ash-sarkar/
I sincerely hope Mastodon never implements "Quote Boosts", it is one of the most malign things from #birdsite.
the 3rd volume of my #JUVENILIA series is available now on #Bandcamp, @itchio, #Gumroad and on streaming platforms. it's music made by a 13-yr-old me 20 yrs ago! you can get all the links to download, buy and stream here:
boosts are much appreciated ❤️
#NewMusic #IndieMusic #ElectronicMusic #ExperimentalMusic #MastoArt #FediMusic #FediArt #CCMusic #QueerArt
FUCK URSULA VON DER LEYEN!!!!!!!!!
alguém mais aqui com o dedo coçando pra meter o 13 na urna? não estou me aguentando de ansiedade, meus amores! #LulaPresidente
ESTOU OFICIALMENTE DE FÉRIAS!!!
ESTIC OFICIALMENT DE VACANCES!!!
ESTOY OFICIALMENTE DE VACACIONES!!!
I AM OFFICIALLY ON VACATIONS!!!
@skye you plan on getting top surgery, handsome?
music like honey: Jorja Smith at Tiny Desk
@ricardoramos eu ia perguntar quem são os trombudos e pq estão de trombas/enfadados. aí percebi, lol.
@joaombarbosa um culto suicida. Charles Manson could never.
so I ended up doing some #BlackFriday shopping. got myself a couple of sex toys and a new Lenovo M10 Plus 3rd Gen Android tablet. that means that I am back on #ebooks, yay! I chose #KOReader as my app on the tablet and on the PC the management of library and metadata is made with #Calibre. they integrate beautifully via WiFi and KOReader even has a @wallabag plugin, although I wasn't able to make it work, sadly.
I am still waiting to get my RPi so I can spin my own @bookwyrm instance, tho.
I chose a tablet instead of an eReader because I wanted to get more for my buck. I want a tablet to read, to watch and to game, mainly, and also to experiment with music-making software at some point.
any tips and suggestions on those fronts are welcome, my peeps! #FOSS always preferred
@elilla "servimos bem para servir sempre"
@PallasRiot so the racist "left"
un gran abrazo, una gran abraçada e um gran abraço a mis amores que votarán hoy en España, Galiza i Catalunya. espero que no tengáis el mismo destino que tuvimos en Brasil al 2018. a votar en izquierdas, contra la derecha, amores! #23J
SPOTIFY MUST DIE
estou a gostar bué de ver a malta tuga a vir em torrente para o Mastodon. ❤️ lembrem-se que o Fediverso é vasto e variado em possibilidades e plataformas, vale a pena explorar. 💞
Janja da Silva e Lu Alckmin, 1a e 2a damas do Brasil, se afastam das marcações e se recusam a cumprimentar o representante do Irã. grandonas e sem medo! #PosseDeLula
ahir a la nit: pastís de pastanaga, cava i amigues a Barcelona. ❤️
ara tinc 33. que vinguin els propers 33! 💖
NUNCA perdoarei a Burocracia Portuguesa por não possibilitar que meu pai passe meu aniversário de 35 anos comigo por cá. por pura, absoluta e cruel incompetência administrativa, meu pai não vai conseguir um visto turístico de permanência estendida a tempo de comprar bilhetes baratos (pois os postos consulares portugueses no Brasil estão com esperas de vistos superiores a 200 dias e a empresa agenciadora dos processos não atende telefone nem responde email!!!!!!!!!) nem vai conseguir pedir uma prorrogação de permanência da isenção de visto de turista quando já estiver cá (pois se comunicar com a AIMA é absolutamente impossível, quanto mais marcar um pedido, e simplesmente não dá pra contar que isso vá melhorar até o último trimestre deste ano) para poder estar 104 dias cá ao invés dos 90 dias automaticamente cedidos.
o Padrão Tuga de Serviço Público® segue muito bem, para que nós estejamos cada vez pior.
@joaombarbosa 11 ou 12 anos, há 2 décadas atrás.
@altsoftdrink pode ser que vc tenha clicado pra seguir em algum downtime do meu servidor e a task nunca foi processada.
amar y estar enamorade es una locura. mi príncipe toledane me ha dicho que está desanimado, que se siente ahogado en problemas. y inmediatamente tengo un nudo en la garganta y me vienen las lágrimas. quisiera tener el poder para que elle nunca más se sintiera mal. 💔 ❤️
@joaombarbosa força, vale 1000% a pena
@inkican @TheBreadmonkey by "filter out" you mean "being too exhausted and with no spare time to actually do it"? because that's the reality. your counterpoint is purely theoretical and, from my very own POV, just plain fictional and naive.
@orlas @fabiomrbarbosa o Priberam tem um kink acadêmico... ñ estou surpresa.
#fediblock #mastoblock single user: spam/scam
@williams1/@mas.to
@vmateusimeon @davidsegarra #AltText, si us plau?
amando ver a fotos do #ECTL... pena que pessoas com limitações visuais não podem apreciar, já que nenhuma tem #AltText
cc @centrolinux
the bridge is still not working for me
@adam_harvey would you say using SearX/SearXNG is better?
@botsocialista esse é o legítimo MORENAZI
@TQ amazing colours and love the shy-shimmer on the eyes. issa look!
@beto YES
@fabiomrbarbosa@fabiomrbarbosa.com @yunohost I highly recommend it, I think you can "replace" vanilla masto with glitch-soc without losing your data, but not sure: https://glitch-soc.github.io/docs/
@caio.is-extremely.gay agora eu to indo dormir, mas amanhã falo contigo no insta, mais fácil. mas se você ler os links que eu mandei, dá pra entender: é uma ponte de comunicação entre o Bluesky e o Fediverso (Mastodon, Pixelfed, Pleroma etc). o @orathiago.com tem habilitado, por exemplo.
@jovial_cynic well, "classical" and symphonic music are manifestations of white supremacism, so this tracks.
hey fedizens! to inaugurate my @mirlo page, I just put my next release on pre-order over there, 5 days before official release date, as a treat, hehehe.
https://mirlo.space/cairobraga/release/juvenilia-originals-vol-4
#mirlo #musodon #music #NewMusic #FediArt #FediMusic #ElectronicMusic #ExperimentalMusic #JUVENILIA
REBECA ANDRADE: LENDA VIVA!!!
@neeumatiko se precisares há infos boas nas tags #MastoDicas #FediTips #MastoTips não sei se há uma em galego (já agora, fale comigo em galego sem medo, amo que podemos nos entender sem mudar o idioma ❤️)
@elilla for the lack of one word, Enigma's "Mea Culpa" sadly doesn't fit the bill
just woke up from an accidental 3h+ nap 
(I really need to choose an instance so I can make my NSFW account here on the fediverse... I accept suggestions)
growing up is SO FUCKING WEIRRRRRRD!!!
I did a lot of shit today. time to die for 8 hours.
@transbear woohoooo, congrats!
@yam655 this sounds so hot to me, for reals...